Idea for a medfet scenario

My idea would be the patient undergoing an endoscopy, colonoscopy, bronchoscopy and cystoscopy under moderate anesthesia, where they would feel no pain, but would still feel pressure and be semi-aware of their surroundings. Is this even remotely possible realistically or would each endoscopy need to be done at a separate appointment?

Thank you.

Unless you're a real physician in a real hospital with real staff and real resuscitation equipment, then this topic really should be in the "fantasy" section.

Hello DrIsIN

In reality it would not be possible to have each done at he same time. However in practice double procedures like endoscopy ( as in gastroscopy) and colonoscopy can be done one after the other under conscious sedation.

Conscious sedation is a combination of medicines to help you relax (a sedative) and to block pain (an anesthetic) during a medical or dental procedure. Normally used meds in the UK for this isxylocaine and fentanyl or pethidine .

With regards to the bronchoscopy, a bronchoscopy and gastroscopy cannot be performed together as both are performed using the oral route. With the bronchoscopy they use a bronchoscope to examine your throat, larynx , trachea , and lower airways. It can be performed using a throat spray ( usually xylocaine) and Midazolam. With a gastroscopy , they use a gastroscope to examine the the oesophagus (gullet), stomach and first part of the small intestine (duodenum).

A cystoscopy is a medical procedure used to examine the inside of the bladder using an instrument called a cystoscope. A cystoscope is a thin, fibre optic tube that has a light and a camera at one end. It's inserted into the urethra (the tube that carries urine out of the body) and moved up into the bladder.

With a cystoscopy you are asked to lie on your back , while with a colonoscopy you will be positioned on your left side with knees, so it will not be possible to perform both at the same time plus you need to be very aseptic when performing a cystoscopy.

But as RNinCA said this should remain a "fantasy" as the dangers of playing with endoscopes and sedatives are life threatening.

My ideal medfet scenario would begin by nervously waiting with a pretty mini-skirted receptionist as I fearfully wondered whether I would get a shot and, if so, where. After unsuccessfully trying to put me at ease, she would escort me to a beautiful nurse who was preparing a frighteningly large injection with the firm instruction for me to drop trousers, pull down my pants and bend over the receptionist's lap for my shot. The receptionist would "help me" to pull my pants all the way down and have a good look at everything before sitting down and hitching up her skirt to give me a pleasant view as I bent across her supple bare thighs and waited in apprehensive anxiety. While she sensuously stroked my vulnerable bare bottom and uttered condescending remarks about it being the best place to get injections, I would take the opportunity to slide my hand up her skirt and fondle her buttock in reciprocation as I excited myself with the thought of her getting shots back there. Feeling the alcohol swab as the receptionist held me firmly in place would make me tense my buttocks even though I knew doing so would make the shot hurt more. After feeling the needle go in, I would relax briefly in the mistaken belief that I had the shot but the subsequent pain of the serum being injected would make me shout to the amusement of both girls. When the needle finally came out, I would stand and gingerly rub my tender cheek before getting dressed. On leaving with the receptionist my embarrassment would be exacerbated when she asked if I could sit down, explaining to a waiting female patient that she had held me across her lap and watched the nurse give me an injection in my bottom.