An excuse if caught wearing in public

... if you feel that you need an excuse, that is :-P

i would say "i have a problem with my bladder." it's not a lie! my reliable, predictable, and pain-free bladder is of annoyingly high capacity and releases only when i tell it to! unless i wait way too long, in which case it ceases to remain pain-free, so i figure that's typical. all of which means:

(1) i have never been in a situation where i honestly need diapers. i've been drunk and on sleeping pills and on muscle relaxers (no, not at the same time!) and haven't experienced any accidents. and

(2) when my body informs me that i need to pee, a standard diaper is insufficient. if i just simply release and ignore what i'm doing and just let it happen (which is one of the best feelings ever) the amount and speed of such will overwhelm my diaper and it's leak city.

so, i don't have a "bladder problem". my bladder works great. my problem with my bladder is that sometimes, when i'm wearing a diaper, it works too dang well. :-)

do you have an excuse too?

I had prostate surgery a few years age because my bladder wasn't emptying enough so now I explain that I had prostate surgery and now I have to wear diapers and plastic pants because the surgery made incontinent and that the diapers are cloth because they were more absorbent and cheaper than Depends or Attends, and rather that throwing the disposables away, I just wash and dry the cloth diapers. Also that the plastic panties are more cuter and make me feel and look like great big toddler.

My excuse; Blush to a new world record of redness and probably; 1 Pee myself and have a heart attack 2 Pee myself and pass out on the spot 3 Pee myself and run like hell.....

It will probably happen some day but I'm afraid to dwell on it. Until then I'll probably just pee myself......

I have to wear nappies or pads all the time as I have little or no bladder control. I used to be very concious of the fact I was wearing a pad or a nappy but eventually I realised no one really cares. My wifes says no one can tell. I'm not sure but frankly no longer care. Everyone would notice my inevitable wet pants so wearing a nappy is a must and has become somewhat of a plesure now as I have become DL as a coping mechanism. If anyone has a problem with me wearing a nappy then it's for them to deal with.

Honestly, because I have to for real medical reasons. And if you must ask, I wear the nursery print plastic pants because plain white is so boring!

Yes that's the excuse Freyja gives.

Honestly, because I have to for real medical reasons.

I explain "I have a problem with my bladder and I have to wear diapers all the time" too.

Normally I try to ignore anyone I don't know who might have noticed I had diapers on and asks about it. Most of the time saying nothing is better than trying to explain or deny. However, the few times I have actually been caught and responded, I been honest and admitted had wore diapers and had to, or in a few cases, actually went further and said they were comfortable and I liked wearing diapers.

My excuse is I had my prostate removed due to cancer and have remained urinary incontinence since. Not that is anyone's business anyway.

I feel like some others have said it's really no one's business why I'm wearing diapers. I guess I would have to feel the situation out if asked by a stranger. They could be one of us so it would be a missed opportunity to meet a fellow dl. But generally I think my response would be. That this is very personal for me and I don't want to talk about it. Then leave it at that.

Who’s going to catch someone wearing diapers in public? How would they know? I’m hoping that they would at least be wearing pants or a dress over it. Even if for some reason, everyone had a public view, nice people would have sympathy, and wouldn’t comment on it. Aholes would point and laugh.

Ummmmm, I'm medically incontinent!!

It would depend on who caught me and where. If I was caught by someone I knew and/or in a place where I would be back to, especially regularly, I would have to go with the medical reasons - simply that my bladder is no longer under control, and diapers are a must. If, however, I was caught by someone I most likely would never see again and who didn't know me, especially in a place where I may never be again, I would rather go with the truth: I really like wearing diapers, they make me feel good, and in fact I love everything about them!