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I can only hope that he learned something from his experience. I really wanted to tell him that there were specific toys out there that would be much better to play with in that way. I am sure he probably found another way to produce the feelings he enjoyed, but with him being a minor, I could not advise him to go to the local sex toy store and get something there that was made for urethral play.

Yea, I felt bad about the guy with the fish. Not him, but the little fish.

The eels were just enough to trigger my ick factor! It was gross.

E Queen,

Some simply lack common sense...or have little idea as to repercussions of their actions....hence that is why we look to good people such as yourself to set them straight so to speak.

One would like to think even a 10yo has developed sufficient intelligence to know what is harmful.

You would think that he knew better but his parents seemed to have kept him sheltered. You had to be 18 to go buy something in an adult store and he would have been carded. He knew what he enjoyed but didn't have the ability to search out something safer to use for his pleasure. I sure hope the Urologist had a long talk.with him. His Urologist was a very open.minded guy, so I can only hope.

Today,you can find urethral toys in most shops and all over the web so maybe he has found something practical to use by this time and did not go on to develope a thing for Sharpie markers. I have seen a lot of guys use those. I worry about infections with those pens.

EQueen, since you warn against using "foreign critters" is it OK to use domestic ones?

Has everyone seen the cable TV show "Sex Sent Me to the ER"? Quite entertaining to say the least.

Yes I have Emom, and like you say, " Quite entertaining to say the least". 😄

That show is hilarious. My wife and I watch it wherever we can.

I always prefer to use fruits or vegetables. If they go in too far and I cant get it out, it will eventually break down and come out on its own. I have been stuffing things in my butt for 45 years. The first time I got something in too far was a carrot. I dont recommend this to ANYONE, but I made a loop with a coat hanger and slid it over and above the carrot so the carrot was inside the loop and was able to pull it out.

Stuffer5, Which end of the carrot was in first?

One idea, screw a corkscrew into the fat end of a carrot. Now your carrot has a handle.

I put the small end in first and pushed it up too far till it went over the hump. The corkscrew is a really bad idea. It has a very sharp point on it.

Why not just play with marshmallows? Soft, slippery when wet, squishy. You can put in as many as you like with no fear that they will not come out. If you are in a hurry to get them out use a Fleets Liquid Glycerin Suppository and the marshmallows will appear promptly. If one or two do not come out, no loss, they will dissolve and be absorbed.