Caught having sex

We were caught by our kids once when they were about 5 and 6. We told them we were making love and that is something mommies and daddies do. That was all to their questions.

More embarrassing was getting caught while naked and enjoying sex on a remote beach. Hubby looked up and there was a fisherman watching us through binoculars. Hubby rolled off me expecting me to be upset but I was so close to orgasm that I just said "forget the fisherman, just fuck me". Hubby had gone soft by this point but he licked me to orgasm. We then dressed and promptly left the beach

Once we were caught by oír daughter, who thought we were playing and joined us in the bed. Kind of funny and a bit embarrassing.

I have another story from the past.

I was camping with a group of friends, including my girlfriend. One day we were left alone and we took advantage of it to have some sex. We were at oír tent, and I was going down on her, when suddenly her friend opened the tent to find my naked butt in her face, she cried "ooops" and left.

Later, when we met her, she was still blushing, but we ended laughing at the situation.

I got never caught and have not caught anyone doing it. But I caught my sister mastrubrateing several times.

It was with my first real b/f when we were alone in the house. We were not planning anything but we got carried away, and after kissing, I took my blouse and bra off and he played with my tits and fingered me and I wanked him off. When we finished we saw that the bedroom had been closed, so one of his parents must have seen us as it was open before we started.

We went down stars all sheepish, but his parents never said a word.

Yes. A girlfriend I had and I got caught by her kids. We had BBQ'd and were outside trimming each others split ends and it got very windy. So we went inside and she went to take a shower. Then she came out and her kids were sound asleep. So she told me I could shower which I did. When I got out of the shower the door leading to her room was open and she wasd on top of the covers naked. So I joined her. We started kissing and touching, rubbing our bodies together. Then I started licking her. I am between her legs and I hear,"are ya'll naked"? There was also giggling. OMG her son and daughter had come in the room. She was laying on her back while I was riding her right leg and she was spread. Of course I was too except I was on my tummy riding her leg. So the kids got a view of my ass and vagina, her vagina and breast etc. Sort of ruined the mood. We were lucky they were 3-4. I don't think they knew what they saw.

Having sex is the most natural thing in the world; for my opinion it is insignificant when you are caught in making consensual sex. In contrast to this it is really bad when a man and a woman will be caught in arguing about something in a naughty manner.

We had very close shaves when our kids entered our room. I recall dismounting my wife in a hurry and hiding under the covers.

We have insisted that they knock before entering. But, yes, kids are a pain for marital intimacy.

We strive to hide our spanking activities from them, and do not intend them to witness our "vanilla" sex, but at some point one should not be paranoid: if they hid behind the door and listen to us, this would not be the end of the world. Sex is natural and most couples do it.

At some point our oldest child found a sex toy in our bedside drawer - hopefully too young to understand what it was. Since then we lock everything sensitive... and we prohibit them from entering our room unless we invite them to.

I definitely hid behind my parents' bedroom door listening to them especially after my older brother left for college and there wasn't anyone at home to snitch on me. I wouldn't be surprised if our daughters did that with us. One day I will ask them. They certainly knew we were kinky and into pretty severe S&M. I have posted before that I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall watching my parents because they were fairly vocal-not really loud, but you could hear them, and from conversations with my mother, she enjoyed it, and now in their seventies and very fit, they still do--horny bastards! I hope we are that bad when we are 70+.

Susie,

.............watching my parents because they were fairly vocal-not really loud, but you could hear them, and from conversations with my mother, she enjoyed it, and now in their seventies and very fit, they still do--horny bastards! I hope we are that bad when we are 70+.

This post actually started out as my misreading your comment and about to say to you "Why not (be that bad at 70+)?", but I just reread it when I edited your quote and realized you'd said you hope you ARE that bad! I'm 63 with a healthy libido and several kinks including enemas and rubber, and my ex-wife and I were definitely bad and kinky and vocal back in my late '50's. Now I'm divorced with grown kids, and looking for another woman to love and play with, and I'm absolutely hoping I'm/we're fit, active, sexy, kinky, vocal and loving it 10+ years from now!

^^^^ Eric, it's GOOD to be BAD! 😁

good for the mind and body.

I was never caught having sex, but came VEHHHHRRRRY close a couple times.... once when I was at My g/f's house, she was living with her parents at the time.... her mom was cleaning the house going room to room... I took My g/f by the hand and went behind a couch in the living room and.... well, u know.... lol.... surprizingly, we were not caught... the other time, we were outside in a part of the California aqueduct in the upper desert of SoCal and did it out in the open.... anybody driving by could have seen us from a distance, but if they saw us, we werent reported for "indecent exposure" or whatever.... I remember a small prop plane even flew by not too far away from us..... what a hoot that whole experience was.... lol....

I dont know how I never seen this thread til now . It made me chuckle and wonder if I should go into detail or not . There are probably more times I was caught then I remember ( or care to remember) . I have always been a very sexual person , while keeping the number of partners to being able to count on one had , I have had alot of sex . A whole lot ! And started early so put together raging hormones and teen age years ( when you are not really that bright ) and its a recipe for getting caught . The times that stick out most in my mind are getting caught while parking , by the police tho . A few times as a teen , once I was even embarrassingly escorted and hand delivered home , and a couple times as an adult . Have I learned my lesson ? Heck no ! ???

I was raised in a small college town in the South..We would go parking at the Universities football stadium parking lot...As long as you didn't get out of your car or throw trash ( beer cans and rubbers) in the parking lot , the university police wouldn't bother you..As a matter of fact if your parents needed you ( well before cell phones) they could call the University security office and ask them to see if your car was there..They would usually just tell them..A "57 Chevy 2 door , brown and cream top" .... The security officer would cruise throught the lots and look for that car...When they found it he would shine his lamp on your car an blink it on and off..Everyone knew that was the signal to call home...We had many a night of good teen sex (mostly heavy petting) lots of kissing and wet sticky fingers !!!!

My ex and I where caught parking one night, one morning our son walked in on us. He was very young at the time. If this counts my mother-in-law aways called during sex. It's like she knew or something.

Not actually caught, at least not by parents or kids. Was in my dorm room bed with my girlfriend a few times when my roommate would come in and I don't think he realized that we were having sex. Lucky that it was a dark room and he didn't turn on the lights or he would have seen more. Still it was a shock when the door opened because the dorm hallway lights were always on so it was enough to stop our action right then. Also lucky that he would undress and go straight to bed and was usually drunk if it was a weekend night. We would wait until we thought he was asleep and then she would slip out of bed and get dressed and leave so that he never knew she was there or at least we thought that. He never asked why my underpants were on the floor or why once her panties were there too when he got up before I did in the morning. It wasn't a big deal for him and it wouldn't have been a big deal for me if he had brought a girl back to our room under similar circumstances. He may have and I didn't know it since we weren't always there together. There were several weekend nights when I was able to stay in my girlfriend's dorm room when her roommate was away for the weekend.

Several times when I thought I would be caught by someone but I'm not sure that it would have mattered. It wasn't so much that guys really try to hide having sex with their girlfriends but you don't want the girl to be embarrassed and we definitely didn't want to get arrested having sex in a public place. Had to keep girlfriends from being embarrassed a few times even if it meant that i had to distract a roommate or whoever came along at the risk of some embarrassment to me. Was downstairs in my college apartment a couple of times making breakfast for her when my roommate walked in from his sleepover with his girlfriend. I was wearing nothing and she was only wearing panties. We heard him coming in the back door so I hid her in the kitchen pantry by the time he arrived. I acted like it was perfectly normal to be nude in the kitchen making coffee. He said nothing but had to suspect that there was a girl somewhere around. He stood around telling me about his evening and then finally went upstairs to sleep. I just stood there drinking coffee like everything was fine. Then I went upstairs and got her clothes so she could get dressed and go home. I went back to bed myself and had a little more on the next time I got up.

Girlfriend

A group of us often went swimming at night in Lake Macquarie, N.S.W. where there was an enclosed swimming area in the lake to keep sharks out. After my girl friend lost her virginity she could not get enough of my penis, so we had sex in the water fairly often, with her either pulling the crotch to one side or taking her bikini bottoms off all together and me just pulling my cock out the top of my swimmers. One night after the act we noticed that the others were watching and laughing. We soon found out that our whole act was highlighted by fluorescent bubbles in the lake, and the more we moved the brighter and greater number of bubbles were produced.

Same girlfriend and I at night, at Myuna Bay, Lake Macquarie, we were naked on the back seat of my car when we looked up and saw group of young campers from a nearby sports and rec. centre. They were looking through the windows.

Several times (not sure how many), same girl, in the front seat of my car, in the new housing sub-division opposite her parents home by some of our friends who lived near her house.

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My wife and I.

Children, when they were very young, often walk in while my wife and I were naked and having sex in our bed late at night. Many times they climbed in bed with us, and we would usually finish off, roll apart and my wife would use a hankie or tissues to catch the drip and after a while she would go to the bathroom. We would usually return the child/children to their bed and then get dressed (pj's) and go to sleep ourselves. We had a rule if the door is closed, knock before entering, but at night all doors were to be left open including ours. When the boys were older and asleep, we would close our door when we were having sex, but opened it again after we were finished and dressed again.

Once at age of 17 doing 69 in a carpeted garage with my same age girlfriend. She was above with my penis in mouth and I of course below and behind eating her out as my mother suddenly opened the door from the inner house.

Another time at drive-in movie theatre while receiving blowjob from date as I was fingering her and munching on her scrumptious breast and nipples. Beautiful Italian girl.

Except that I was born, you’d never guess that my parents ever had sex. No romance or affection in our house that I ever saw. I think if I’d ever walked in on them having sex it would have been much more traumatizing for me than for them. I can’t even imagine it.

On weekends, when my wife and I got too sleep-in, we’d wake-up an begin foreplay ending in sexual intercourse. Every once in a while, the kids would wake-up early and get in bed with us during intercourse. They were used to see us nude, because we both slept naked most of the time. Plus, we normally put them in the shower with us to make things easier and less messy. The issue was, when I was on top of my wife, or she was on top of me with my penis buried deep in her vagina. They would jump on our backs playing. One day when they did that, our daughter being a little smart aleck said, “Daddy why are you on top of mommy?” Mom quickly replied, “he’s keeping me warm, I’m cold.” That’s all it took, they got under the covers beside us, curled up together and went back to sleep.

Another time we were caught having sexual intercourse was the summer we got married. We had gone to the movies at the local drive-in theater one weekend. I don’t recall the name of the movie, but it was what we used to call a chick flick. It was summertime, all the windows and top were down, and we had parked on the back rows on purpose. Having never had sex outside before, we thought the drive-in was a good place to start. Hense, parking in back away from other cars. We were kissing hot and heavy as she pulled my cutoff jeans and briefs down, allowing me to kick them off, leaving me with only a pullover shirt on. She was wearing a light see through pullover dress and lace panties without a bra. Once I kicked my jeans off, I reached my hand under her dress and pulled her lace panties down as she kicked them off. Then I slowly moved one hand up her dress and started pinching her nipples as she took hold of my hard penis, slowly moving her hand up and down my stiff penis shaft. Our foreplay continued for another half hour or so, before I laid down on my back in the backseat. She pulled her dress up a little and mounted my hard penis, letting her dress back down covering us. As my wife moved back and forth and around on my penis buried deep inside her vagina, I caught a slight movement outside the car. Quickly realizing it was a couple of teenagers watching us. They were obviously enjoying the show (and not the one on the theater screen), because the boy started kissing the girl he was with. It was hard for me to tell, but it looked like he put a hand in her pants, the way she moved around. My wife had her back to them and I never let on we were being watched. When I felt my wife’s vagina tighten around my penis starting her orgasm, I went off, filling her vagina with my cum. By the time I was back in the world of the living and my wife was un-mounting herself from my penis. I noticed the teenage couple walking off wrapped around each other. When we were back in the front seat, I told my wife what she missed, and she almost died of embarrassment. I thought it was funny, because they couldn't see anything with her light pullover dress covering us. All they could see was my wife bouncing up and down, besides, they never said a word or bothered us. They just enjoyed the show we put on for them.