Caught having sex

Has anyone ever been caught having sex? Me and my significant other we're having sex Sunday morning with the bedroom door shut and apparently didn't hear her daughter open the door. The way we found out was later she told us that she opened the door and saw us laying there kissing and rolling around

Never been "caught", because never had kids. Also, never "caught" my parents when I was a kid.

OTOH, looking back on things, my mother did smell different some days. Kinda reminds me of the same smell on my wife after sex.

Gotta reference the "Chicago Hope" TV episode when the doc tells his wife when she visits him at the hospital, "You smell like sex!"

In general, though, the response might be, "We're just playing with each other in bed..."

We were caught having sex once by our younger daughter about 10-12 years ago, caught in the middle of an S&M scene once five years ago by the older daughter, and I was caught masturbating once about a year ago by the younger daughter while I was watching a very hot lesbian porno.

I have not been caught having sex although I'm surprised I didn't. I walked in on my parents once when I was 9 or 10 and was very embarrassed. I didn't have the faintest idea what was happening. That reminds me of what I said when I found out about sex. "My parents do what?"

At 2AM in my car behind the restaurant where my girlfriend worked. Everything was going well, when suddenly this unbelievably bright light shone in from the back window, like that railroad crossing scene with Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The cop was nice enough to wait for us to get dressed before walking up to the drivers window and asking us both for ID. Aaah, the 80's...

For a short time I had a girl friend whose father had one of those monstrous Chryslers that they built in the late 60s and early 70. It had a bench front seat that was very roomy. We were parked on a deserted road having a great time and the windows were all steamed up. We sensed a car pull up behind us and moments later a cop knocked on the window. He did not as for any form of ID, but suggested that this was not great place to park. My girl friend had had her skirt up around her hips, but managed to pull it down so fast that I did not realized what happened. It sure took the mood off for that night though.

Long ago, before I married my girlfriend, we used to go to a semi-secluded parking lot in the neighborhood and get up to various sorts of things ... after using that parking lot a few times, one rainy night with the windows all moistened and with her pants to her knees as John Prine used to sing, a police car pulled up in front of us and lit up with their headlights, scaring the bejesus out of us both ...

Luckily, I figure the police officers themselves thought it a task beneath their dignity to harass young folks making out in car, cause they did nothing else and drove away. Obviously we never used that spot again ... 😃

I did a bunch of catching. Many years ago, I worked night security at a shopping center near Oral Roberts University in Tulsa. For those that don't know, ORU is a fundamentalist Christian institution. Invariably, I'd find cars with University parking permits in the shopping center lots with foggy windows and a unusual rocking motion. My job was to chase them off. I got some great shows. Mostly heterosexual, but more than a few gay or lesbian couples.

I worked night security at a shopping center near Oral Roberts University in Tulsa. For those that don't know, ORU is a fundamentalist Christian institution.

God, the first time I heard that name, Oral Roberts University, I thought it was some kind of joke. I mean, how more sleazy can a name be, can it be any more suggestive and lewd-sounding?

So I'm not surprised a lot of members were practicing their Oral ... ha ha ha

God, the first time I heard that name, Oral Roberts University, I thought it was some kind of joke. I mean, how more sleazy can a name be, can it be any more suggestive and lewd-sounding?

So I'm not surprised a lot of members were practicing their Oral ... ha ha ha

He had a long history as a TV preacher before he scammed enough money to build the University. It was HUGE. While I was there, he decided to build a law school medical school and hospital. The hospital without state regulatory approval. He built 3 skyscrapers, the largest was the tallest building in Oklahoma at that time. He paid cash.

BTW, when Brother Oral needed cataract surgery, he didn't use his own hospital. He flew by his private jet to California.

I almost forgot this time being caught! I posted about this four years ago.

Back when we were in college, I was on an extramural nursing rotation in a town in upstate New York outside of Binghamton. My boyfriend (the one I married) came to visit one night and stay over. The sleeping arrangements were such that there were card tables and chairs, a small TV, and six beds (good for two students for each of three shifts) in a large room that must have been about 20 by 40 feet, so they were pretty far apart. I picked a bed in one corner of the room. After the day in the hospital, my boyfriend and I went out for supper at a little diner and went back to the place being used as our dorm.

We went to quietly lie down together and hug each other. One thing led to another and soon we had our clothes off and he was on top of me slowly and tenderly making love to me under the blanket. After a few minutes of that, I was ready for some hard fucking, so I threw off the blanket and climbed on top of him in a reverse cowgirl position. Well, the bedsprings started to really squeak up a storm. About a minute or two later, one of my classmates who we didn't see and had worked the same shift I did, but went to take a nap in the other end of the room rather than going out for supper like we did, woke up and turned on the lamp only to get a clear view of us pumping away. She giggled and smiled at us and said "that looks great, don't let me stop you." She turned off the lamp and tucked her head back under her blanket. We continued our little tryst, and we both had a great time despite her being there. The next day, all the nurses were winking at me. That was the first time I ever had sex in front of anyone.

He had a long history as a TV preacher before he scammed enough money He paid cash. .... BTW, when Brother Oral needed cataract surgery, he didn't use his own hospital. He flew by his private jet to California.

So, like my first impression, another hypocrite and con-man ..

So, like my first impression, another hypocrite and con-man ..

Exactly. When he opened his hospital, people from all over came to be cured. These people had donated their meager funds to the 'ministry.' If they didn't have great insurance or lots of money, they were turned away. I knew this because I worked in the ER of the Catholic hospital about 2 miles away at the time. That's where they came and got care regardless of their ability to pay.

@ agracier -- Many structured religious orders along with supposed "ministries" have a history of hypocrisies and con men...very little surprises one anymore....So much for upholding the faith let alone integrity seriously damaged.

@ agracier -- Many structured religious orders along with supposed "ministries" have a history of hypocrisies and con men...very little surprises one anymore....So much for upholding the faith let alone integrity seriously damaged.

The whole idea of Roman Catholic chastity of the male priesthood is a great example of greed and hypocrisy in a major religion. It was all about property rights when the priest owned the Parish. If his son didn't become a priest, he still owned the Parish and the church lost. No wife = no kids = no heirs.

I recall getting caught having sex with my GF by my best friends sister. We were going at it on his bed and she just walked in without knocking. I kind of recall she just stood there for a few strokes and just backed out and left. I kind of always wanted to hook up with her actually. Her mother made me promise that it would never happen though (smile).

Once that I know of back in the late 1960s. One night my wife and I were in the middle of doing it, rather quietly, too, since our very young daughter was 'asleep" in her baby bed in our room because I had not cleaned up the moving boxes stored temporarily in the spare bedroom yet. My wife opened her eyes for some reason and there was our little daughter standing up in her crib holding on to the side rail and looking straight at us, watching us make love. Talk about a mood killer. She was only about 7 or 8 months old. Nevertheless, I got that spare bedroom straightened up and her crib moved into it the very next day after work. Thankfully the baby was too small to know what was going on.

I haven't been caught having sex. The kids do know what we are "doing" some mornings, afternoons, and evenings but they have never walked in on us actually in the act.

Both of our children when they were small have walked in on us while we were going at it. We just explained that mommy is giving daddy a horsy-back ride and then I would put the one that caught us on my back and continue where we left off. After a couple of minutes, the little one would get bored and get down and return to their room. I would then get up and tuck them back in bed. No lasting trauma that we are aware of.

Reminds me of the time I saw my parents having sex...hell, I'll never log onto THAT website again...

I don't know why you guys are so squeamish about seeing your parents have sex. My parents were and are a good looking couple and I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall and watched my parents.

As far as telling a child they are getting horsey rides, what is the point of that? Three and four year olds ask where they came from and you could have answered that right there.

Never caught by a person, but we have had to maneuver around because the cat was not budging from his corner of the bed.

Never by our kids—that‘s what locks on doors are for.

In college was a whole different thing, dorm sex usually involves your roommate interrupting you with someone and then normally you just carry on. But the more I think of it I was caught a bunch of times in cars in high school—cops would chase the high school kids out of all the local make out places; in high school and college at parties; as mentioned above in college dorms. Actually I think a lot of people caught me doing the nasty—probably why my wife and I always lock the door!

My husband has a good friend who is a retired Pennsylvania State Trooper who tells of how they would drive down a lover's lane in a predominantly Amish area, turn on their red lights and watch the horse drawn buggies hurriedly leave. He said he saw many young girls with their dresses above their waists. At least our boy friends used rubbers, but not so certain others do even today.

It happened a few times.

The best was when our son walked in on us during the act when he was about 5. We were so focused on what we were doing we didn't notice until he was standing right at the side of bed. Scared the crap out of us. He asked us a question that made no sense whatsoever. Turned out that he was sleep-walking. I got up and walked him back to his bed a tucked him in. When I got back in bed we had the giggles so bad we couldn't pick up where we had left off. He had no memory of it in the morning.

Growing up, my dad worked the night shift for a while, and it was not uncommon for mom to wait up for him especially on weekends. One night I woke up, walked into the kitchen and mom was sitting on the counter top and dad was having his way with her. They never saw me and I slipped back into my room.

Our daughter has caught my husband and I a couple of times but we were able to quickly cover up. The topper was when she caught us one night as I was sitting on the couch, he kneeling before me and we were really going at it. I looked up, saw her standing there with this goofy look on her face.. Since we were both nude and absolutely nothing to cover up with, it was a little bit more awkward but I don't guess we warped her mind too awful much as she has turned out to be a rather well adjusted woman.

Tillie

When our daughter was about 3 she wandered into our bedroom one night while we were having sex. We were seriously preoccupied and never heard her until she said "what you doing Mommy?" My husband told her that we were getting ready to go to sleep and were kissing good night. She apparently bought the explanation because she turned around, left, and headed into her own room. But it did kill the mood for that night and we could not resume what we were doing.

My college roommate had job that was very regular. I had my girlfriend visiting in my dorm and we were getting it on when my roommate comes barging in, haven gotten off early for a fraternity function that evening. Me and my girlfriend sprang up and covered up as quickly as possible. It was very embarrassing since me and my roommate were not really friends, just kinda stuck together for the semester. He laughed it off, told everyone in the dorm, etc. Both me and my girlfriend lived it down...eventually.

My ex and I (the male nurse) were at a park one night and we were in a secluded area and we were making out and getting into it and I was on top of him in the front seat and he had his hands up my skirt fingering me up my butt and in my vagina and he was getting ready to stick it in so I could take him for a ride and just as I was lowering myself onto him some guy knocked on our car window and told us we weren't supposed to be here because the park was closed

I Have Never Been Caught Luckily And Never Seen My Parents Having Sex....

I Have " HEARD" Them Having Sex 😉 😉 😉