MARRIED MEN: How often do you masturbate, and where?

It varies, sometimes several times a day sometimes once a week.

Not much… my penis is easily irritated. If my wife's around I prefer intercourse in a well lubricated orifice.

Almost everyday! In my home office (between meetings), in the bedroom, bathroom. Once in the backyard (high wooden fences).

Four times a week typically. Watching porn by hand or using a battery sucking/rotating device. Occasionally e-stim, however that usually takes too long.

When I'm at my home office (2 days a week) every day. In front of the computer while sharing my heart on HBP, in the shower or, on less busy days, expanded in/on the bed. She's off for work 5 days a week so occasions "enough" to live the, for me, important alternative to sex with her.

Pretty much daily in the bathroom

Since I posted 7 years ago, (I use the “have I replied function”), it’s a lot less than I used too, and more often with some other activity with my wife. Seems better that way!