Children finding your toys

The greatest lie of my generation was that the Hitachi Magic Wand was a "Back Massager."

You can use it for that, just like you can use a colon tube to irrigate your potted plants 😉 .

I also was always snooping around everything everywhere I went but I didn't find sex toys in my own house. I eventually just concluded that there were none. Finding the enema equipment was a life changing thing for sure though.

I don't have children yet but I've always had to stash all my pervy stuff my entire life just to avoid an embarrassing situation so I bet I will be able to hide from the kids as well.

Last year in Septermber my younger kid found my red butt plug. Since he was 6 years, he asks: is this a carrot. My answer was: Yes, this is a toy carrot from your grandma dog.

Next time we have visit from my parents, my kid tell my mother that her dog lost toy and ask me to return it. I have to find some quick answers and tell that my wife trash the toy and change subject.

My neighbour is a forest ranger and he install hunting cameras in wood to track animals.

Hi take some of these cameras to home to copy pics and videos (empty cards) to computer, charge batteries and return them back to forest.

This night he put some of them beside the bed and looks he forget to turn off some of them. Next morning his kid take one of the camera and take one the memory card and put it in his phone.

Until 5 PM, pics from his bedroom flooded school and found way to parents that also share data around.

Looks my neighbour(s) is very kinky and love ropes and toys 😃

After this he and his wife have lot problem with school psychologist and social service.

We left a dildo in the sink and my step daughter, saw it ,embarrassing don't remember what we told her?

Back years ago, our child was barely beyond learning to walk. We had My mother-in-law over. Our kid brought out my Huge (luckily clean) butt plug that my wife loved me wearing from the night before. Came out and handed it to my mother-in-law, then ran away laughing. She turned red, handed it to me, then mentioned how it looked rather large. (It is 2" Diam.)