Men - Would you rather have short and fat or long and thin?

No no no no. A little math and data here. Sorry to be a stickler. NOT!

Hyperbole, not to be taken literally. Still, a cock is at least one power of ten less in scale than a baby's head/body. Think "on the order of..." as in logarithmic scale, not linear.

I'm sure it's been done already here on Zity, but this also begs a thread on "ideal cock size" - broken down by oral, vaginal, and anal proclivities.

I will agree that getting a beer can INTO my mouth to suck on and lick it would be a real trick.

These days, they have a pop top; you can even pour it into a glass. No need to drink beer this way. 😎

I know my math. "Powers of ten" means ten times. A log graph is simply a means of using a smaller piece of paper to draw an equation that would otherwise take up an entire billboard.

Plain and simple, on any scale a newborn head is not powers of ten larger than an adult (fat) penis.

About my front side ...

It is 180 mm long and 140 mm in circumference, I have not to make a choice. A majority of my Gf's tell me that it was painfull when I was going to deep, but after some " exercises " and a regular relation the pain dissappeared. When it was painfull for her my libido slow really down, my pleasure is a great part of her pleasure.

About my rear side ...

Coming as deep as possible, but progressively, shorts, longs and total moves, becoming progressively thicker and thicker until my limit of that moment is reached, as anal addicted knows the " appetite " can be so different from day to day. Honey " Do it to me " I need to be pegged by you at the limit of my desires and needs, so thick that you make me reach the point where the pain appears without diminishing the pleasure, only incresing the arrousal.

I have an average size and thickness but i have played with a few cocks that were extremely fat and girthy and i found them very sexy.

if i could pick a cock i would probably go for a thick girthy stubby cock rather than a long one

Long and skinny if I’m going to be penetrated by it!

The only reason i would want a long one is for autofellatio.

Mine could use some thickness

I'm happy with what I've got….more importantly, so is my wife.