Stainless steel chopsticks

Don't make me slap you a few times Susie, lol.

Mashie

Wow, I certainly managed to bring this thread back to life after 2 years' dormancy. Lol.

Yes you did. But as HL Mencken said in so many words you'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the common man. Yes Susie I'm going to slap you too!

I hope that whoever foolish enough to try this uses new tubing. I can only imagine what would be cultured up with used tubing. I know of a case where a pharmacist compounded treatment in a sterile room which had a running fish tank in it. Several of the patients died as a result of the infections. He killed himself by applying multiple fentanyl patches.

That's too bad, I hate to hear that a medical professional takes their own life, especially when it was not his fault.

Mashie

But it was his fault. He installed the fish tank in his sterile room. Very sad though.

Fish tank tubing?!!! OMG, not only it sounds desperate but it's like an invitation to get infections. This reminded me of something I've seen on this show on TLC I think, Sex sent me to the ER...

A woman stuck a Popsicle in her vagina and another one, popping candy??? Imagine how well that went. LOL

Can't stop being amazed at what people insert into their orifices!

LIquid, I missed the part about the sterile room. Oy, yes, it was his fault for sure, but still, that's too bad.

Mashie

Fish tank tubing

@switchblesusie: I strongly believe in sterility for insertion into the bladder. Apparently many people get away with urethra only insertions--in men at least--with finger, spike heels, etc. Someone will tell me s/he's used fish tank tubing for years. However, isn't the cut end sharp? How does one smooth it? Have long time users had good, excellent, or bad results from fish tank tubing?

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Fish tank tubing

@switchblesusie: I strongly believe in sterility for insertion into the bladder. Apparently many people get away with urethra only insertions--in men at least--with finger, spike heels, etc. Someone will tell me s/he's used fish tank tubing for years. However, isn't the cut end sharp? How does one smooth it? Have long time users had good, excellent, or bad results from fish tank tubing?

I think bratwurst, that Switchablesusie was being sarcastic, and rightly so, if you look at the last line of her post, which ends:- ?!?!?

I think bratwurst, that Switchablesusie was being sarcastic, and rightly so, if you look at the last line of her post, which ends:- ?!?!?

NO, I wasn't being sarcastic at all. I hate sarcasm.

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OK, yes, I was being sarcastic!

OK, so we have morphed from chopsticks to fish tank tubing. Funny how life happens.

Actually, the morph isn't so strange.

Both are NOT recommended items for urethral insertions.

Post 37. It used to be a misconception on the street that heroin ODs could be awakened by shoving Popsicles into the rectum. Nope. They stay just as dead as before.