Your Sexual Bucket List

We all have our to do lists of chores we do every day or adventures we want to have before we "hit the bucket." I'm curious to know what is on your sexual bucket list of "must try" experiences before you die. Open up and admit them here. There's no judgment, only eager anticipation and a chance to meet someone who shares your fantasy. Do tell and don't leave out any juicy bits.

I'll start with a few:

Double penetration has been a fantasy of mine since I was in high school. And the definition of double penetration for me is one penis in my pussy and one in my bottom. I've attempted it a few times with open-minded lovers but something always happened. Either one was erect while the other wasn't quite there yet. Or one guy's leg touched the other guy's leg and the first guy freaked out about it. And the closest I ever came to it, I had a hypoglycemic attack - pleasuring two men by yourself is a very rewarding but draining activity - and had to stop. Both the men were eager, as was I but when it there's a chance an ambulance might need to be called, it's time to quit. I'm still hopeful that I'll find two agreeable gentlemen to help me with my fantasy someday.

Vaginal fisting is another thing on my list. My vagina is pretty snug and short so I haven't managed to enjoy this particular pleasure yet. If I had had a child, perhaps my muscles would know how to stretch to accommodate a lover's hand but I will never have the honor of birth. So I have to make do with what I've got. I first attempted it in the late 1990s with a man who had small hands. I probably would have been able to manage it if I wasn't so self-conscious and could have learned to relax. The next gentleman I played with was the enemate I met here. His hands are average width but his hand is very long so it ends up curled around my cervix with no place else to go. It doesn't help that it feels so good to me, all I can do is lie there and shudder as I cum again and again on his hand. I tighten up when I do that and it triggers his carpal tunnel syndrome. If he were local, perhaps that wouldn't be so bad, but he has to hold the wheel for a good two hours after he leaves here so it makes it quite impossible for him. I have a particular area of muscle that is more tense than the rest so if I work on relaxing that area, maybe it can happen. I'm thinking a warm olive oil massage to my buttocks, thighs and vulva might help. Also, massaging me with a couple of fingers in my bottom while massaging the same spot externally might loosen up those tense muscles. It certainly couldn't hurt. In fact, it sounds pretty damn amazing.

I have others that I'll post later. I'd love to read your lists.

~ Dianne