Slang term for genitals

Thank you Mashie for reminding me why I will never fly again! If you were singled-out for having too many catheters, they would go ape-crazy over my supply requirements. Because I am catheter-dependent, I would have to take catheters and supplies on the plane for the trip, and would have to pack five per day for every day I was going to be gone, along with the other necessary supplies.

My most memorable encounter with the goons was in January of 2002. My wife and I flew from Florida to New Mexico to help my best friend get married. I was going to be both his best-man and provide some of the music, since I was also a bagpiper. Because of the value and fragileness of my bagpipes, I packed then in a sturdy, well-padded travel case to take on the plane with me. Everything was fine going out, but when we got ready to board the plane to return, I was called aside for extra screening at the gate. They wanted to see what was in my case. Granted it had already been X-rayed, but I opened the case for them to see. Then they wanted me to take my pipes out of the case. They fit very tight into the case, and it was quite a chore getting them in just right. I told the woman that if I removed them, SHE would have to repack them. When she looked at that jig-saw-puzzle, she decided it was beyond her capabilities. I was finally allowed to board, but not without unnecessary hassles. I have had several encounters since then, but none in the last four or so years, because i have stayed away from airports and airplanes.

Northernguy, Thank you for that link. I watched it and was shocked but then not at the same time. That's a real shame, not to mention stupid. We are supposed to trust the boys in blue, aren't we?

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Mashie

To return this thread to its original theme, I guess we can say these rotten apples are real pricks. 😢

Will add, though, that I've witnessed a few in my day, having lived in NYC in the Serpico years, before he pulled the plug on widespread corruption. Sadly, while watching a new Wall St. Area tower go up in flames at the evening rush hour, firemen were seen stuffing my company's computer equipment in their trucks (circa '70). In Toronto, late one night, I was pulled over on my motorcycle by a very rude cop who merely wanted to show off my bike to his pal. Thankfully, most are trustworthy.

I only trust the boys in blue that drive fire engines and ambulances. The rest I am suspicious of.

What about sailors in blue who drive ships, Steve? :😃

Hadn't thought about them northernguy46. Yes, they are good folks also. I was just thinking of the ones we run into on a regular basis. No Navy ships dock at the "port" of Dunnellon.

Haha, Steve, you're on a lake! I saw a few at Key West and at Norfolk earlier this year. I served as an airman aboard a flattop out of San Diego in the 60s. Is that an Air Force plane in your avatar pic? You guys wear blue, too. don't you?

We aren't even on a lake. A small river runs down the east side of town and joins another river that runs across the south side of town. Yes, my avatar is an A-10 Warthog. Fly-boys do wear blue. I was Army, so I wore green. I am a volunteer firefighter, and we all wear blue.

Just wondering how many women out there use the word pussy? I find that word really sexy, yet other women find it offensive. Just curious how many women call their pussy, a pussy?

My wife calls it either a pussy or vagina, depending on the mood she is in at that time.

It's like my dog ... I call it many things, but no matter what I call it, it never cums from just my voice.

I remember overhearing my grandmother telling my mother about a time when the doctor was at there home. My youngest uncle and his wife had a daughter with very special needs. We were always told that Lori had brain damage from birth. Years later I found out she had M D in the worst possible form. As a result the Doctor often came to the house. While leaving my grandfather followed him out on the front porch and my grandmother was cleaning the front window, and overheard "POP" tell the Doctor he a problem with his cock, ( my apology ladies!) my grandmother said she was so embarrased that she just kept looking at the window and wiping it. Evidently the Dr. handled the matter very well because he told my grandfather to phone the office and make an appointment and tell the nurse it was regarding his "private" "Pop" was a piece of work! lol

Pecker, lol

My ex used to call her pussy, 'the fun factory'

I call her kitty...

Jinny: Was laughing about you referring to yours as your "dog" that doesn't cum on command!

Like a little puppy that needs training! LOL! 😁

My Mother use to refer to my penis as my "guy." I never liked that much. I refer to my penis as my penis. (Not very creative I guess!)

My wife calls her parts her VJ and has referred to mine as the man gland. It also has an informal name and I really don't know why, but she will call it (him) Otto. Back in the years when we used condoms she would refer to them as Otto's raincoats.

My daughter calls it her "hoo-haa."

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Hoo hoo, pussy, vag depending on circumstance. I call his a cock. Pretty boring I know.