Enemas and Constipation

I don't keep laxatives in the house and suppositories don't work on me all that good. About once a month I get constipated. I can't "go" or it is a struggle to go. After 2 days, I get the bag out and take a good enema. I try to take the whole bag on a full bowel. Lots of deep breaths and a little panting. Reminds me of when I was growing up and got an enema after 3 or 4 without a bowel movement.

I have had some problems with constipation over the years. When I do get constipated, I will take some Milk of Magnesia. If I do not have results in 24 hours, I take another dose. If that does not work, then I take an enema. I think I have had 3 enemas in my life time. I found them to be unpleasant but they have always solved my constipation problem.

Good diet is the key to preventing constipation.

ALWAYS. MRay

Meds, stress and a difficult schedule can make me constipated. Enemas help me feel better and the sexual aspects of an enema series is a whole lot of fun😍

The large volume hot soap suds enema is still to this day the best cure for constipation, and I do not hesitate to tell people this. I will usually preface it by saying something like, “I know it is not popular anymore and people will laugh at you if you tell them this, but if you are constipated the best cure is still a large volume soap suds enema. You know right away if it worked, and once you have voided the rest of the water is absorbed and no longer stays in the bowel and so the worse that happens is you have to find a place to pee instead popping your pants.”

@CaptNemo said,

Meds, stress and a difficult schedule can make me constipated. Enemas help me feel better and the sexual aspects of an enema series is a whole lot of fun😍

As teenagers, the primary reason for our constipation was three-fold. First, we naturally tended to be a little constipated. Second, we waited until we got home to use the bathroom, which didn’t help, because we disliked using the bathrooms at school. Third, was the natural stress puberty puts on preteens and teenagers. Hence, my siblings and I gave each other enemas two or three times a week. In the beginning, it was just health issues but quickly turned into enemas for pleasure.

Then @faultless50 said,

The large volume hot soap suds enema is still to this day the best cure for constipation, and I do not hesitate to tell people this. I will usually preface it by saying something like, “I know it is not popular anymore and people will laugh at you if you tell them this, but if you are constipated the best cure is still a large volume soap suds enema.

My siblings and I learned as kids, the best relief for constipation was a soapy followed by a rinse enema. Once I was married, and my wife and I had kids of our own. Their pediatrician recommended enemas for children, because he said, laxatives were too harsh for kids under age eighteen. Hence, his recommendation we use enemas for constipation and not laxatives. Just because enemas have fallen out of favor, doesn’t change the fact that they are still the best first line treatment for constipation.

@faultless50 And how do they react when you talk about the enema? Do they make any comments?

I was given enemas weekly for chronic constipation. By age 7 I started to enjoy the enemas mom, aunt of next door neighbor provided. I enjoyed being taken over a lap and syringed with a bulb syringe.

I found it exciting knowing an enema was going to be given to one of my sisters or a friends brother or sister. I tried most often to watch the enema but and most often I was told to leave. It was enjoyable to hear the recipient complain as the enema was given. Once in a while mom or friends mom allowed me to watch.

I still use enemas for constipation although I use a bag. However, I do have a next door mom that gives me enemas with a bulb when I am ill. I love those sessions.

On the exceedingly rare occasions of my wife Nurse Phillips getting constipated, I've given her a Fleet. I enjoy it very much, but then I enjoy sticking things into my wife's ass. She enjoys it considerably less so as it's pretty crampy, but usually if we've gotten to this point she's pretty miserable anyway as she hasn't pooped in a couple of days.

Most recent last night, caused by her trying a new Calcium and Vitamin D supplement because one of her gym friends recommended it. Nurse P gets kidney stones so she's the LAST person who should be taking calcium, but, hey, I'm only the husband. Why listen to me, amirite?

I laid her on her side, spread her divine cheeks, lubed her little asshole with coconut oil (her puckered portal had been abused by her efforts to expel and so she was pretty jumpy as I did this) and slid the nozzle in before giving it a good squeeze. The cramping started pretty quickly but I made her wait until she couldn't stand it anymore and she got relief.

I didn't watch as I like putting things in pretty bums, not watching things come out.

Oh my God you are such an asshole for sharing that!!!

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You're the one that wanted me here...😘

Lot of assholes being discussed here today. 😎

Yes, I take enemas for constipation. Nothing is as effective IMO.

I also take enemas for other reasons…

Dr. Phillips, & Nurse Phillips,

I too take enemas for constipation and I also HATE Fleet enemas because of the cramps. I would suggest purchasing a combination syringe (hot water bottle with a hose attachment) and using it for your enemas. If you use plain warm water or warm water with a tablespoon of baking soda per quart, it will be a relatively gentle cramp free enema. You don't have to take the whole bag, just take it until you feel full. Stop then see if you can take a little bit more. If you cant just hold it for a couple of minutes and then expel. It will be a MUCH more gentle experience verses the Fleet and you don't have to remember to buy the Fleet, just pull out the bag and use it when needed. Also the combination syringe will supply you with a hot water bottle if you ever need one.

just my $0.02 worth.

I usually don’t take enemas for constipation, I take them because I enjoy them. However, last Friday I had rotator cuff/bicep tendon repair surgery. Pain medication was prescribed and needless to say, I am completely bound up. It has been four days and I think it is time for a large, very warm soapsuds enema followed by two rinses.

@CaptNemo said Second, we waited until we got home to use the bathroom, because we didn’t like using the bathrooms at school.

...especially coupled with the fact that a number of teachers seemed (seem? hope it isn't an issue still, but...) to think that you shouldn't go to the bathroom either so didn't want to let students go, so we didn't drink enough water either,

As I've said elsewhere, with all the television commercials about constipation, it's amazing that more people don't take enemas for relief. They're much cheaper, faster-acting, and more effective than most of what's peddled these days. Especially considering the popularity of Ozempic and analogs which I understand have constipation as a common side effect. One wonders how many starlets are becoming fans of the bag as was common during the golden age of Hollywood.

As I've said elsewhere, with all the television commercials about constipation, it's amazing that more people don't take enemas for relief. They're much cheaper, faster-acting, and more effective than most of what's peddled these days. Especially considering the popularity of Ozempic and analogs which I understand have constipation as a common side effect. One wonders how many starlets are becoming fans of the bag as was common during the golden age of Hollywood.

I'd say it is healthier as well.

While my very first enema was a barium enema, my next ones were large volume soapsuds enemas given to treat constipation. To this day, my favorite enemas are ones given

when my bowel is full, if not outright constipated.

In the case of a severe constipation even a series of large soapsuds enema will not be sufficient. In order to avoid an operation you should take 3 to 4 tablespoons castor oil.