Bizarre sex - she/he wanted What?

Had one GF that wanted to have a chocolate sauce party, which we did, along with whipped cream and cherries. no spoons allowed. That bed sheet was never the same afterwards.

I posted a few ttimes much earlier on this thread and detailed what amounted to my own collection of about 5-6 kinks and fetishes and how several exes (wife, GF) after much discussion were only too happy to share them with me which we both loved as switches. Now if I just list them all again here or better yet tell you what she did to me several times, I imagine it sounding very bizarre to a vanilla person or perhaps even to some here.

What she did one night (and several later nights) was to without earlier warning "force" me into complete latex clothing covering almost everything from head to ankles (catsuit, gloves, hood, rubber gas mask). Then she snugly laced me into extra high top thick rubber sneakers (Converse X-Hi) over the suit legs, made me lie down, cuffed me to the bed and not let me close my knees so she could play with butt plugs, her fingers and finally a latex DBC inserted and inflated, followed by a large enema. The rest of the evening was her continuing to be very Domme to me being sub, edging, more enema, finally letting us both orgasm several hours later with me still covered in very hot sweaty rubber (which I love) holding a large enema. So she hit every (bizarre?) fetish I have (rubber, sneakers, anal, enemas, bondage and D/s).

Now to answer for her requests, the only thing she requested after several nights of doing all this to me, above, was finally she revealed to me that her fondest deepest sexual secret was for her husband (me at the time) to give her enemas for sex. She felt she could never reveal that to her prior late husband who had been a Christian minister. She was very happy and enthusiastic to grant as well as enjoy all my fetishes, but enemas were the only thing of her own that she asked me for. As we were both heterosexual switches, I was very glad to hear this and start reversing roles to give her the enemas as sub to me.

So we both were granted any of the bizarre sexual things we wanted, but I just had more to ask for than she did.

Eric

I‘d managed to open up my ex wife’s pee hole enough to get my dicklet inside her urethra so I could fuck it.

it was tight, wet and warm and she’d cum again and again which was a real turn on.

When I’d cum in her pee hole she’d piss it out over my cock head or into my mouth. A truly amazing experience!

Melted chocolate poured on her breasts and at the same time, whip cream sprayed into and around her pussy. The. She insisted I lick it all off starting to with her pussy. She orgasmed several times Inclding when I licked her breasts It was great

Melted chocolate poured on her breasts and at the same time, whip cream sprayed into and around her pussy. The. She insisted I lick it all off starting to with her pussy. She orgasmed several times Inclding when I licked her breasts It was great

I would have serious reservations about spraying whipped cream into the vagina (which is I presume what you are describing). The thought of possible infections immediately comes to mind, even if the lady douched afterwards.

Now spraying on top and outside is something different. Then I would suggest adding a maraschino cherry and maybe some chocolate sprinkles.

Melted chocolate poured on her breasts and at the same time, whip cream sprayed into and around her pussy. The. She insisted I lick it all off starting to with her pussy. She orgasmed several times Inclding when I licked her breasts It was great

I would have serious reservations about spraying whipped cream into the vagina (which is I presume what you are describing). The thought of possible infections immediately comes to mind, even if the lady douched afterwards.

Now spraying on top and outside is something different. Then I would suggest adding a maraschino cherry and maybe some chocolate sprinkles.

I’d also add that my concern would be introduction of the whipped cream into her vagina using the standard or any other sort of spray can. It works by using a propellant to push the cream out of the can under at least some pressure (the propellant may also be used to “whip” the cream in the can into its expanded frothy or whipped expanded state - not sure on that part). The pressure problem, in addition to possible infection and placement of sweetener into the vagina, is that there have been valid peer-reviewed reports in the medical literature of an arterial air or gas embolism resulting from pressurizing the vagina. I haven’t thought of the subject in a long time, but if I can find the reference I’ll post it here as an Edit. Not trying to spoil @Eyeman’s or any other member’s fun, just encouraging safety by noting a rare but real complication.

Eric

I’ve never had any unusual “requests,” or what could be categorized as rough sex. That’s not to say that my sex life has been boring and predictable. Before I got married, it was phenomenal.

I’ve never had any unusual “requests,” or what could be categorized as rough sex. That’s not to say that my sex life has been boring and predictable. Before I got married, it was phenomenal.

I painted her vulva with peanut butter ONCE. Never did that again. What is it about marriage that destroys your sex life? When the guys at work heard I was getting married that weekend one of them wished me “all the happiness he thought he was going to have when he got married”. Sadly that was a prophetic statement. WHY????? Since getting married my sex life has been quite similar to what it was when I was a young teen. I'm glad my hand had a good memory.

Wouldn't call it bizarre by any stretch of the imagination, but…I did, on one occasion, (well, two, actually) ball another guy's wife while he watched and jerked off…could never figure that out, as “common” as it is. Closest thing to that, and maybe closer to “bizarre”, is while switching with another couple, the guy peed while he was planted in my lady's pussy. She was NOT thrilled with that!

I painted her vulva with peanut butter ONCE. Never did that again. What is it about marriage that destroys your sex life? When the guys at work heard I was getting married that weekend one of them wished me “all the happiness he thought he was going to have when he got married”. Sadly that was a prophetic statement. WHY????? Since getting married my sex life has been quite similar to what it was when I was a young teen. I'm glad my hand had a good memory.

Okay, @roscoe, just a question. I love peanut butter, especially the “natural“ type sold under that moniker consisting only of ground or puréed peanuts and salt. I mostly like it on PB&J sandwiches on bread or English muffins, as well as crackers and even the occasional teaspoonful. However, using it as an interesting additive as part of sex like the more well-known whipped cream or chocolate sauce just doesn't appeal to me. So I’m just curious - once you paint her parts with PB and then lick it off or whatever your routine was, how long does it really take to a) wash it off and b) get all of the odor or aroma to go away so she doesn’t have people wondering why she smells like a sandwich? Also, I hope she didn’t have to contend with trying to get it out of her pubic hair………..

Wouldn't call it bizarre by any stretch of the imagination, but…I did, on one occasion, (well, two, actually) ball another guy's wife while he watched and jerked off…could never figure that out, as “common” as it is. Closest thing to that, and maybe closer to “bizarre”, is while switching with another couple, the guy peed while he was planted in my lady's pussy. She was NOT thrilled with that!

Also, @duhwizzard, I may be misinterpreting your description, but that sounds like a version of cuckolding, the other guy whose wife you’re doing being the cuckold. I’ve no real idea of how common it is, but I also did something similar a couple of times when I was invited to join a cuckold man and wife in their threesome in which they asked me to do a thorough realistic MedFet physical exam of the wife followed by giving her enemas and balling her while the sub cuckold husband enjoyed watching. I did have fun, but I have never seen the appeal or eroticism of watching another man have sex wit( my wife or GF.

Thanks, guys!

Eric

After giving her a good licking I washed it all off with soap and water. All she had to was come so I don't understand why she didn't want to do it again. Well, 50 years later I do. She apparently feels sex is a sin except for making babies and oral sex is a double sin.

Have done whipped cream before - using the aerosol can, covered her nipples then proceeded from the top of her butt crack around to the top of her pussy and then proceeded to eat my way down from her nipples to her pussy and ended up and the top of her butt crack! Excellent dessert - enjoyed by both of us!

Serviced a girlfriend once with a peeled banana. Once she had come I went down on her and ate the banana from her pussy, as she writhed under my hands and tongue. Pretty good sauce, better than salted caramel I'd say.

An ex peed on my cock - while touching herself… that was quite cool. It was a one off.

Most bizarre…I role played with a woman that worked as a pet groomer. She was coming to take me for my veterinary appointment by washing, grooming and preparing me for my visit.

I issued flashlights to six men at a dungeon and ordered them to shine the lights up my gf's cunt which was opened wide with a speculum - Great shopping at hardware stores for alternate uses of devices

Bizarre and Extreme are ofter over used to explain some type of scenarios . The reality is we all need to do things in our sex lives that challenge us. Even the good stuff can get route. Medical and procedures and needle play. But imagine a scenario where you are bound on your back and your legs are spread wide open an suspended on chain attached to the ceiling, blindfolded and have a ring gag in your mouth that will allow anytihing be put in your mouth. Cigarettes included. But first a 12mm SS sound is put in your cock and 20 18g needles are also inserted into your cock shaft and your balls are bound tight.If you are not having enough fun she sits on your face and feeders you all of her piss and Queens you in-between your gulping her piss. Now it is time for a 3'' wide enema nozzle to be inserted and 4 Itrs. of solution begin to flow in while the violet wand goes to work. Still in same restrained position you are drained of the enema solution, 12mm sound goes to 13 and you are getting lubed inside and out on you ass hole. You are untied and put in doggie position and a hand is pushed in your butt and more keeps going in will being worked. It is like love hate. She is not going to stop until her elbow touched your rosebud. Some times a good flogging follows follows.This has happened to me a few times ,always as a surprise and little different. I think this qualifies for being Bizarre or Extreme

Me and my gf were doing shots of Jack Daniels then she started to blow me and I felt and ice cube up my ass, then many others followed it. It was hard to do.

Some older men need a pill or two to get started. I get a 3 cup 90F water enema, 20 minutes before going to bed. She feels smart, i feel needy.

She apparently feels sex is a sin except for making babies and oral sex is a double sin.

Well, then it looks like I'm going to hell twice!

Well, then it looks like I'm going to hell twice!

I'll meet you there

I had a friend who told me about her chocolate encounters with her ex. They stuffed chocolates into each other's asses and licked and sucked them out. Not sure if that is bizarre or not.

I listened to a podcast in which a well known advocate of anal sex anally fisted two people at the same time. She said that the two receivers bonded with each other during the procedure. Imaging being asked "How did you two meet?"

I had a lady friend who would insert a turned-on small pen lite flashlight up her butt & in the dark this really enhanced her nudity and beauty. Shortly thereafter I noted there are butt plugs available that are battery illuminated and of different lens colors too. For her birthday I purchased a couple of them for her and yes, I did not insert until after I gave her the birthday spanking!

Not sure if this counts but in my late teens I had a girlfriend who got turned on by having the fine downy hairs on her forearms stroked very gently, almost not touching, gave her the shivers. She also loved the smell of the strong carbolic "Lifebuoy" type soap that used to be available then

Your ladyfriend would have liked me @alan20cm . I used to use carbolic soap all the time. 😃