Milk and Molasses Enema

I took three quarts held it in for about 2 seconds and bang it kicked it was the most intense evacuation that I ever experienced ever, one way after another gas like crazy and another wave and another way oh my God never again

3 quarts is a totally insane volume for an M&M enema when 1 pint, held a sufficient time, will totally clean someone out. There’s zero logical reason to take that much unless someone is LOOKING for a horrific experience (and if so then why complain about it?).

I tried this once, and it was the strongest, most overly intense enema of my life. It was absolutely brutal, during and after. I don't understand those that saw lemon juice enemas are worse, especially when you can control how much lemon juice goes in (a small amount does very, very little). With M & M, the reaction in the colon is quasi-nuclear in power. I tried doing it by myself and I didn't make one minute of retention.

In my boldest moments thinking about punishment enemas or exams that really push limits, I think of one of these enemas, but I know it would take a stern doctor and likely some type of restraints...a balloon nozzle for sure, and perhaps more, as this solution is just awful for me. To those that seem to fare better with it, congrats. To me, it feels like someone is tearing out my colon and intestines with a rusty ice cream scoop.

I just had a M&M enema as punishment. It followed a good spanking session and fortunately, I guess I had been given a suppository (dulax) and had a bowel after the spanking and this enema. I was lucky because a balloon was used to help me hold it but the cramps were intense and I held it for a little more than 5 minutes which seemed like an eternity.

I think I may put this on my “things to do” list for when the weather is inclement and I am forced to stay in for the day. I have never given or taken one of these enemas but recall reading about them in one of my nursing text books. Currently my plan is 500ml (1/2 quart) of whole milk and the same amount of molasses heated to about 110F using a barium enema inflation nozzle. I will report back! 😁

I think I may put this on my “things to do” list

I urge you not to use this solution unless someone is with you through administration and evacuation that can assist you.

Why?

The solution of milk and molasses is known to cause intense spasms even with little as four ounces of solution in significant numbers of individuals. Often the pain will trigger a vagal response that frequently results in dizziness, nausea, sweating, blurred vision, fainting and suppressed heart rate.

A neighbor tried one once and called me for help. She was still in bed when I arrived and it appeared she fainted during administration. While she had used a 36" X 40" pad under her buttocks, the bed, linens pillows, mattress pad. mattress etc were soaked in the solution. Additionally a wall about five feet away from her buttocks was streaked with solution and splotches on the carpet between the bed and wall were sticky.

It is best not to pester the vagal nerve, as it has a nasty habit of leaving you on the floor or other surface in compromising situations you likely will not like to have to explain to a 3rd party.

@Victoria1951 I'll leave this one off the check list then! 😮

I tried this once... Never again, it was impressive on the evacuation, but took hours to stop. The gas coming afterwards made me want to have a gasmask, the bathroom exhaust fan deserved a vacation afterwards. If I had any houseplants nearby they may have died!

It‘s a long lasting experience, as the lactose in milk and the sugar in molasses are drawing water in your colon. Also it creates huge gas even after expelling.

It‘s nice, but not that violent, as i thought.

Keen to give this a go - would like to compare with an enema I gave myself many, many moons ago. The solution was very warm water, mixed with (guessing) approximately 150ml of Head and Shoulders shampoo.

It went in fine, held for 5mins give or take. The out wasn't too bad either, but then came the cramps, to cut a long (3 hour) story short, I genuinely thought I was going to die. I nearly vomited, nearly passed out and to say I felt sorry for myself and not the least bit turned on would be a huge understatement.....there were ping periods on the toilet where I was heaving, pushing, moaning, tears but no output, it truly was dreadful.

Its been some 30 years since that fateful day.woth plenty of strong soapy enemas since. So I'd like to think I've come along way since then and see how I fare with a M&M enema....one day we will see

M&M is not fun, at least not for me. The action was too sudden and I couldn’t finish it and had to eject. Long story short, no fun involved and a thick sticky mess to clean up. Peppermint soap or lemon juice ( safely diluted) is much more to my pleasure.

Never tried it and from what I've read, don't think I will.

For sure nothing for " novices " !!

I was reading all the comments regarding the m&m enema....

If a newbie wants to try it but let's say in a softer version, what can you change?

More milk compared to molasses?

Adding some water?

I tried this once using about a quart of solution delivered by a long colon tube. NEVER AGAIN! Intense cramping of the not-fun kind.

Prior to that, make sure you consider drinking a sufficient amount of electrolytes, to assure you don't become light-headed from being dehydrated. My favorite drink is Body Armor, since it has the best ratio of potassium and sodium. It's also available in a low sugar version.

I had been thinking about trying an M&M enema for some time now whenever I would get the chance. But after reading all the postings here,I think I will skip that thought. I am not into extreme pain, either giving or receiving! A little discomfort is enjoyable, but not into pain. Can anyone offer any other solutions that would be fun to try without being harmful or extremely painful?

I had been thinking about trying an M&M enema for some time now whenever I would get the chance. But after reading all the postings here,I think I will skip that thought. I am not into extreme pain, either giving or receiving! A little discomfort is enjoyable, but not into pain. Can anyone offer any other solutions that would be fun to try without being harmful or extremely painful?

You’ve made a wise decision not to try an M & M enema.

For a fun enema with a bit of cramping, try 2 to 3 liters of very warm water with 12.5 to 15 percent liquid glycerin. Mix well. If you want an extra “kick”, dissolve a Magic Bullet bisacodyl suppository in some very hot water. Stir it around to make sure the suppository is completely dissolved, then add this solution to your glycerin enema. If you decide to try either of these “recipes”, please let us know how it went.

I agree with Iris1858 - four ounces of glycerin in two quarts is very effective. Just the right amount of cramping and multiple evacuations!

@FunGuy A quiet, slow, slow enema with Broner's peppermint, close your eyes, and let it settle into you. Them moan or growl for every unique sensation.

@CCTGUY With 7 flavors, what are your favorite Body Armor drinks following a great enema, & needing fortification?

With all due respect and acknowledging that everyone is different, M&M enemas aren’t that bad if done properly. You don’t need more than a pint taken in the knee-chest position and held until your stomach starts to rumble (normally 10-20 minutes). After that, go sit on the toilet and wait until it forces an evacuation, which it will. Yes there’s lot of gas and forceful expulsion. Like anything else, it can be taken to extremes which makes it something different altogether.

Actually 6 to 8 ounces of m and m syringed by a bulb syringe is quite enough. You start feeling an urge to go after 20 minutes.

I am not sure about mixing glycerine with high amount of water. Too little of glycerine will have no to very little result, and too much will cause prolonged effects - expulsions and urge to expel while already empty.

I would rather use 1oz (even 0.5oz is enough really) of pure glycerine. Works in 3-4min.