Recipe

This is Betty’s special baby bottle formula that she gives to Jon’s mother.

The alcohol is omitted of course. See In “JON The Beginning”

Baby Bottle drinks for the growing Big Baby

CAUTION; THIS "IS" FATTENING and full of calories

Egg nog doesn't need to be made with raw eggs. This is a pretty simple and classic nog that uses cooked eggs. Serve up any time that a babying time out situation arrives.

Ingredients:

• 6 eggs

• 1/4 cup sugar

• 1/4 tsp salt

• 1 quart milk

• 1 tsp vanilla

• 1/4 tsp nutmeg

• 1/4 tsp cinnamon

Preparation:

Beat eggs, sugar and salt together in a saucepan. Stir in half the milk (2 cups). On low heat, cook until mixture is thick and thinly coats a spoon. Make sure to stir constantly. Remove from heat and mix in the last of the milk and the vanilla. Cover and chill overnight. Serve eggnog with a dusting of nutmeg and cinnamon. Egg nog doesn't need to be made with raw eggs. This is a pretty simple and classic nog that uses cooked eggs. Reheat and serve in appropriate baby bottle mixing in the cinnamon and nutmeg into the mixture

Coat the nipple with baby scent Vaseline to increase nursing pleasure.

Makes enough for six 8 oz bottles.

Make sure to use a full flow nipple (I prefer a NUK style)

Most people like a rum and bourbon mix (10 oz’s ) but I personally like a B & B (4 oz’s) & Brandy (4 oz’s) & Southern comfort (4 oz’s) Mix. Only suitable for really big baby’s

Warm to baby normal baby bottle temperature and nurse

Note: When using booze in the mix use more heavy cream to thicken

For the torture rendition of this drink: use a slow flow nipple

There are other mixes that you or your mother can put in the bottle for you, these include ; strawberry for the pink look, chocolate for the brown look, other chocolate for the brown effect. And anything that your little heart desires. ENJOY

P. S. Remember BIG BABY’S “DON’T” Drink & Drive!!!!!!

I don't often use a bottle however I might make this up.

Thanks 😃

Very good idea! I love eggnog, but never thought to put it in my ba ba! 😄 I also love Jack Daniels mixed in to my eggnog! Just hope my granddad isn't looking down on me when I mix JD in eggnog :😃 He frowned on Jack being mixed into something. Buy don't worry gramps, I still enjoy it strait 😁

I have no idea what he'd think of it being mixed with eggnog and put in a baby bottle! 😁 😁 😁

Point for your suggestion Sandbox 😉

Well heres a add on you kids may enjoy!!! buy some mira-lax at the drug store and put that in the bottle as well. Now this is some powerfull stuff that will have baby messing their diapers in aboput 8 hours or so. It will not cramp you at all and has no taste whatsoever. When i was having problems with not going my doctor recomended this stuff to me and well lets just say it got me moving quickly for sure LOL. so try it kids and see how it feels to be a baby and poop n wet your diapers . Make ssure you dont chicken out and remove the diapers now . be a brave baby and let it flow LOL!!!

All of the fiber based laxatives are great for the diaper filling results that all of us like.As only for the brave don't you touch those diapers until your done.A little thing we do with the Saturday club is to put a baby blanket in the middle of the party room.We then take the victim and lay them on their tummy in the middle of the blanket with a pillow under their tummy.With their diapered little butts sticking up a little bit for all to see and tease or pat, we get to laugh a bit when their seat of their diaper fills uncontrollably.We have a number of Videos of different members getting a good old dirty diaper change after they are done.Humiliating enough to be put in diapers but to have your dirty diapers changed in front of everyone is the ultimate.Most of the time the we get all of the friends wives or husbands to do the changing, to leave your mate free to tease and humiliate you further.Dick had his ex wife and current wife change his dirty diapers in front of us, now that embarrassing.

Fun! nice idea for the bottle!! Simulac tastes nasty! 😜

Dean,

Wow you sound like you have a lot of fun. I don't think I would be able to handle having someone that I sort of know change me (only someone I am really close to or a complete stranger).

Which bulk laxatives do you use to get the results and how long does it usually take?

Here for the holidays, yes it's time once again to enjoy something special in your favorite bottle. If you have something it add to this recipe please do so. "Jingle bells, jingle bells ho ho ho" I wet my diaper again! 😁 😮 enjoy

Well!!! I thought someone would improve on my formula this year. So I guess that I have just the best formula ever. Thanks for reading and I hope trying. 😃 😉 😄 😁