Male Semen Samples

I got a vasectomy last year and had to drop off a sample at the office. It couldn't be more than a couple hours old. No spit or lube allowed. I did the business at home then rushed it to the office.

Unrelated, a urologist office is a cool place for a deeply obsessed med fetter. But some of the drawings for procedures and stuff make me very happy that I don't need a manual pump to get hard or anything like that.

If she/he whichever YOU prefer or an appropriate nurse just put on a condom and got the sample out of you? I certainly would prefer her doing that instead of telling me to go home and play the village idiot. You know; "Under the spreading chestnut tree the village idiot sat, amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it in his hat". I would surely feel much less abused if she installed a condom on me and took the sample herself.

I have only been required to provide a semen sample during play exams! I eagerly complied.

I met my new Primary Care Doctor, who is a Female about a month ago. She is a very young Doctor. I saw a gown on the chair when I walked into her office. She introduced herself, and asked me to please strip down and put on the gown, as she watched I did what I was told, she then said please put the gown on with the tie in the front, which seemed odd. She did a very thorough exam with me in the exam chair. The she had me stand up for her, and said she was going to check for a hernia, had me open the gown so she could see my penis, and proceeded with feeling my penis and my testicles and had me cough several times. yes she did have gloves on. Then she told me she needed a sperm sample, so I thought I would have to masturbate for her, but she then got a jar ready and put KY on my penis and her gloved hand. As I stood their with an erection, she began to rub my penis, like masturbating me. She then said: tell me when you feel like you will ejaculate, I felt myself ready and told her and she put my penis in the opening and watched as I did ejaculate into the jar. Some specimen she said, I did ejaculate a lot. She put on another pair of gloves, and cleaned my penis. Had me get dressed and said she would call me with the results, and I was through with the exam.

I met my new Primary Care Doctor, who is a Female about a month ago. She is a very young Doctor. I saw a gown on the chair when I walked into her office. She introduced herself, and asked me to please strip down and put on the gown, as she watched I did what I was told, she then said please put the gown on with the tie in the front, which seemed odd. She did a very thorough exam with me in the exam chair. The she had me stand up for her, and said she was going to check for a hernia, had me open the gown so she could see my penis, and proceeded with feeling my penis and my testicles and had me cough several times. yes she did have gloves on. Then she told me she needed a sperm sample, so I thought I would have to masturbate for her, but she then got a jar ready and put KY on my penis and her gloved hand. As I stood their with an erection, she began to rub my penis, like masturbating me. She then said: tell me when you feel like you will ejaculate, I felt myself ready and told her and she put my penis in the opening and watched as I did ejaculate into the jar. Some specimen she said, I did ejaculate a lot. She put on another pair of gloves, and cleaned my penis. Had me get dressed and said she would call me with the results, and I was through with the exam.

And then you woke up.

I was supposed to do one, after my vasectomy in 1988, but did not get around to it. All sex stopped soon after the operation so never bothered.

You too @redcaramel ? Mine ended too soon after I began shooting blanks.

Never in a real exam.

usually ask for one as part of a play exam.. sometimes more than one to check how quickly the patient can recover.

I have talked about this in other posts, but over a 15 year period starting when I was about 26 I provided a total of 7 semen samples to confirm fertility. The first was collected at home and dropped off at the clinic lab. Since it revealed I had low-grade prostatitis, I had to produce another one two weeks later after antibiotic therapy. My wife helped me with this one, which we collected in a women's bathroom just outside the doctor's office. I sat on the toilet while she put her pussy and her bottom in my face to turn me on. The third was done in an exam room at a University gynecology clinic, and was done to provide sperm for a hamster egg penetration test (I passed.) For this one, I pulled down my pants and underpants, and lying on the exam table I masturbated into what looked like a 35 mm film canister. The fourth was done a few years later, immediately after a urologist's exam which included a urinalysis, a thorough genital exam and a rectal exam, and I masturbated in the doctor's office bathroom, sitting on the toilet, with only my imagination and the memory of the exam I had just had to inspire me. One year after this, I provided two semen samples one month apart, masturbating in the bathroom of the lab itself, sitting on the toilet, with the aid of porn I brought in a briefcase. The seventh and final semen sample was collected some years after #6 in the “collection room” of a fertility clinic, which had low light, a couch, and some soft-core porn magazines. Me being me, I brought in my own “harder core” porn to insure success. I have fond memories of all of these tests, and wish I could get away with having another one these days…maybe a research study on men in their 60's who have been on testosterone replacement therapy to ascertain its effect on sperm production? Hmmm…. 😉

I had to provide one at the dr. once. He was an Indian dr. It was milked out of me via prostate massage. It wasn't a fun procedure, being both uncomfortable and embarrassing. It took several min to do and didn't result in a spurting ejaculation. It was more of an oozing stream. I was on my knees and elbows, the nurse held my penis in the specimen cup. It looked kie he collected as much as a normal ejaculation.

I had to provide a semen sample for the urologist that I am going to, to see if I have been having a reoccurring case of prostatitis. I have been on medication for enlarged prostate since February of this year. A little known fact about most of the medications that are used to treat enlarged prostate is that the majority of them have the side effect of erectile dysfunction. I was told that I could quit taking the meds for 24 to 48 hours to provide the sample. One month later, I was finally able to provide a sample. After ejaculation, I was in enough pain that I spent 30 minutes in the bathroom dry heaving. The sample showed that the problem I have been having has not been caused by prostatitis. More testing is coming up.

When they wanted a sterile urine sample they had a nurse get that from me. I wasn't allowed to touch anything, she did it all. Why don't they just have a nurse get the semen sample? I wouldn't object.

After my vasectomy, the doctor requested two sperm samples a week apart to make certain I was shooting blanks. The first one found I was shooting blanks! With the second sample due a week later my wife noted her period was late. And as women talk, she told her friend, our neighbor. And the neighbor lady came over and told me she would be “happy” to help me obtain a sample. For real, and she did… and a week later my wife had her period and I still had a grin on my face.

When my urine samples are analyzed at my urologist, a sperm cell count is always in the results.

A long time ago, girlfriend kept getting Chlamydia but I never did. Clinic insisted I was symptomatic but that I must have it. Other 2 visits, a culture swab tip was inserted in my penis. Came back neg. This time dr did a exam of balls, felt dick, and instructed his male nurse who had been standing by all this time, to take vitals, and go a prostate massage to get some fluid for the lab as previous ones were neg. The nurse guy took the vitals but not temperature, then had me lay on table on my side with pants/ shorts pulled down. Did a quick rectal temperature, then applied a large amount of lube on a paper towel that he completely greased his whole finger with and began rubbing my ass hole then inserting finger. It was gentle and slow but I kept saying it was painful and he said it usually is not but can be esp if there is infection going on in there. Dr came in after a few mins and no fluid had been produced so dr put his finger in. He was big like a line backer and fingers were big as hot dogs, and I thought “yikes”! ‘Oh hell no?’ After few mins I really got fluid out but did not cum, but I knew I would have if it lasted any longer. The male nurse was milking my penis down during this very firmly. I was super embarrassed.

Turns out this test showed Chlamydia and I was treated. No more problems.

Just had a fertility appointment and they wanted a semen extraction. Just threw me into a room and told me to have fun. No fun help from my wife or the nurse. Highly disappointed in that 😢