Enemas while hiking

Has anybody else given themselves a enema while going for a walk?

I bought a camelback back pack from REI and it has a compartment for a bladder that holds 3 liters of drinking water. I put my two quart sealed top enema/hot water bottle in it. I had to cut a small hole in the bottom of the pack for the hose to exit from. Then I cut another small hole in the back of my sweatshirt to put the hose into, to hide it.

I wear my sweat pants and I let the hose hang loose down the back of my pants. I have a double balloon retention nozzle, so that helps keep everything in place. Ive found that since the enema bag hangs high on my back, the water flow stays pretty mellow with no cramp causing surges. I can hike for an hour or more comfortably. But the walk home is usually quicker than the walk out.

As far as I can tell, no one seems to notice what's going on while I'm hiking.

What a neat invention. I have taken my bag camping and hungit from a tree. I let the sun warm it by laying it on the picnic table (full) and the sun will warm the contents. I wish someone would come along and see the bag, perhaps they would join me. Now if you came by.....

Jagson

After doing a lot of research i discovered that enemas are used by the orthodox medical establishment for hydration and nutrition and even hemo-dialysis where IV is not available or desired and WILL assist in keeping hydrated..the colon can absorb 1/2 to 1 liter per hour,,,

I designed my own portable enema system for hiking and bicycle riding...its so well designed/disguized,,that it can be worn in public and no one even notices,....i have worn it to the nude beach and other clothing optional events, makes for interesting conversation starter...but thats another story! 😃

i remodeled a 'camelback' pack to use as an enema system.. i removed the little mouth piece thing keeping the little hand shut off valve and mounted a hand pump that i found in the sporting goods store,,(((they are for outboard motor boat fuel line,, made of neoprene rubber built in check valves and hose barbs too! all for a few dollars))),,,on one of the shoulder straps for easy access.. then an additional length of clear tubing routed down to the lower back ,,,, i usually use a colon tube or retention nozzle...

the backpack's bag holds 2 liters, and i can also carry a couple extra water bottles for refill if needed..and i can carry along a few other goodies, favorite butt toy, lube, snacks, etc..