Do you have a name for your penis or vagina?

I call my dick, Stanley, like the famous brand of quality tools. My wife calls her pussy, Virginia 😄

Mine is jr. and hers is her teddy bear.

I call it 'CHUNKU' because of the meatus chunk.

It was called nanku or nangtu by my mom..... later i called it chunku by the time I was 5 or 6 yo.

My grandmother always called it my "Aunt Mary" but my boyfriend calls it my "Puddy"........I like what my daughter-in-law calls it: "Mush-me"!

My sweet old mother called her vagina either her monkey or her mouse. Love it!

I call my penis "Tiny Elvis"

The ex used to refer to mine as "Fred". Not sure where that came from, but it was always in good fun.

I don't care for cutesy names for body parts either. I do like pussy for vulva. I had a girlfriend once who called hers a cookie. My moustache was her "cookie duster". Wish I had some cookies right now!

My husband's pet name for my vagina is "The Lady" or Gertrude. Don't ask where that come from. Somehow over the years his manhood has became known as "Thumper"

An ex g/f of mine used to call her fanny 'the fun factory'.

Me and my husband don't have any nicknames for our stuff but one time I called an ex boyfriends penis "cute" and he got really offended.......

I like punani which is hawaiian pidgin for pussy. It is derived from a word which means beautiful tropical flower which seems appropriate. Another pidgin word for anyones genitals is da kine which is a nonspecific word for anything you like.

I like to refer to mine as "my mighty throbbing jumbo," after Terry Southern's book, CANDY. At my age I would not like to have to demonstrate that the name is appropriate, but x ? years ago I could have used it as a crowbar. Now, I think that memory is accurate . . . .

My wife refers to mine as "junior" I guess cause its small

If I was egotistical - Steely Dan - but I'm not.

An ex girlfriend of mine calls her vagina Jasmin because it smells so sweet. She is also a gardener and therefore knows that the winter flowering form flowers before the leaves appear (the yellow flowered Jasminum nudiflorum, to be technical) and as she shaves it seems even more appropriate! Imagine her surprise when I took her to the local Chinese takeaway after they had had a disastrous fire - they had renamed it Jasmin. She was so embarrassed she wouldn't go in!

Matique - I agree with you. As for the "jasmine" woman - who is she fooling?

Like the last pick in the NFL draft, mine has sadly become Mr. Irrelevant.

Like liquidsky, I could go for a cookie to dust.

I most certainly do not. And I have never been w anyone who did. Aside from the person further down the thread that's sam and Samantha, which is hilarious, I think it's totes bizarre. No judgement here, just, it would be really funny if you're getting down to it and suddenly the dude is like, have you met Bob? in reference to his member...

Have to admit my wife named my member "Petie" early on in our dating relationship. Her vagina became known as "Virginia" soon there-after.....

I used to call my penis "Richard."

These days, I name it "Wilson."

When addressing my whole package, it's "Bill Bell & The Boys."

But when my penis gets in the habit of emitting two separate streams of urine, one aimed in the bowl and one aimed at the floor or my feet, I always say:

"Real nice work there, Mr. Two-Urethras!"

My ex wife called my penis Herman.