Do you have a name for your penis or vagina?

I was thinking the other day about a work colleague that called his wife's vagina "Dooby". I suppose Mickey, Pussy and such are pretty regular, as would be John, Pecker and the likes for a penis. Please share with us what you call your parts.

Dee Dee

I CALL MINE " A NICE HANDLE TO HANG ONTO"

It's just plain old Dick, but sometimes he's Supper Dick! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, more powerful then a locomotive, look up in the sky! Crowd runs for cover 😳 Then he's just Dick again. And to disguise himself as mild mannered Dick, he wears a monical. 😎

Secret...Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman 😄

*looks around and runs off before being smacked* hehe

-Sky

Mines name is Willy the one eyed wonder snake. 😃

I call mine my pussy or maybe joy becuse I do get a lot of joy from it I was really fat a few years a go but I have lost a lot whate and i am not fat any more

I call mine lil mis clitty...to small to be called a penis ..but just rite for a orgasm...

Mine is called my ginny lol

You can guess what I call mine!

Stanley, he thinks he is a power tool .

Cunt (what else!)

I don't usually like cute names for body parts but it rather impressed me to hear Jess, the heroine of New Girl [played by Zooey Deschanel (the worst-named actress in the world)] refer to her cunt as "Little Jess". On the one hand a very egotistical and - for the sexists - "mannish" thing to call it - on the other hand, why not?

Cunt. I know it makes some people uncomfortable, but that's what I like to call it. And that's what I like it to be called. Pussy, beaver, vajayjay and all those cutesy names are a huge turn-off for me.

I usually refer to my vagina as my pussy, the common noun, with a lower case "p", as in "I want you to eat my pussy," not My Pussy, as a proper noun with a capital "P", but any of the other disgusting vernacular terms are also fine with me.

My wife calls mine Richard, and the Hawaiian term "punani" is what she uses for hers.

When I was small my very religious and prudish mother refereed to those unmentionable parts as "who whos" and "ding dongs". I was never sure what a "who who" actually was but I sure wanted to see one. When it finally happened I was kind of disappointed.... it was good and exciting but not nearly as earth shattering as I thought it would be..... I still kept looking thought!

My wife insists on calling my penis, 'Hickory'

dont know where she got the idea from...

When I was very little it was always referred to as my "pee tail." How's your pee tail? Very strange looking back but now it is konwn as Stanley - a power tool. I think I saw that one someone else on the list so perhaps it is a good one.

My Tom tom

Her flower

I used to date a Zappa fan who called his Joe and mine Joe's Garage. Lately I use hoo-ha.

An ex of mine named my penis Bill Nye. No explanation was ever given.

As in Bill Nye, the Science Guy? Or what? lol. Well, it's cute, the name I mean, I haven't seen your "bill Nye" in person, lol.

Mashie

My ex-boyfriend called his a "toti", maybe short for toitoise (because he liked it slooowww), and mine was a "moemfi" - mmmm! Sounds "smurfish" or cuddly...whatever! Lol

@nilayman: Interesting that your childhood name for your penis was "pee tail". Penis is a Latin word for "tail".

While on the topic, the helmet shaped top of the penis is called the glans, which come from the Latin word for "acorn". Make sense when you compare an acorn to the the uncut end of a penis with the glans peeking out of the foreskin.

My wife calls mine "SAM" for Sexually Active Member." In turn, I call her pussy, "Samantha."

JIMJam

I always found the idea of naming one's penis to be strange. Then again mine is often referred to by various titles, but never a name specific to it.

Years ago an ex called my prick "Challenger", in reference to the space shuttle tragedy - don't know why, I always managed a great take-off and smooth landing! My wife now calls it "The Rat"

My vagina is called kitty and my bf is mr winky.

My wife and myself normally refer to my penis as cock,I sometimes like to call it my prick and as to my wifes parts I prefer to use the word cunt,sometimes pussy or her fanny which in England is a vagina not butt as in thr're USA

We've never really assigned proper names.

We have had the discussion that the term "penis" can't be used and have any hint of sexiness.

Cock or dick are often used and Vag (Vadge sp?).