Have you faked being sick?

Yes, i faked constipation many times with my sex partner so that she does enema / suppository with me

Well, not faked exactly, but I may have convinced myself I was constipated a time or two, and asked for an enema that was not strictly necessary. That situation being triggered by REALLY needing an enema for another, if less acceptable, reason, those enemas were among the best, most satisfying. I am totally unrepentant for my duplicity!

I used to fake being sick in elementary school so that the nurse would send me home. When in the nurses office, I would run into the bathroom and pretend to throw up. I would always flush it before she could see, and I'm pretty sure she knew I was faking, but she still had to call my parents, who would almost always just come at get me to go home. I never got in trouble for it, but I'm sure the nurse knew.

I'm just like you funkychicken I pulled the same stuff in the nurses office at school, then the nurse would call home for someone to pick me up and take me home again. 😃 I usually pulled this when I hadn't done my homework or there was a test I knew I wouldn't pass 😁

Yes, a few times, for getting injections in my butt.

I might have done that once or twice, but I was generally a pretty good kid and didn't try to get out of school.

I did run across a story about this recently, though. Since it involves some medfet activities, I'm sure some of you will enjoy it.

http://www.malespank.net/viewStory.php?id=19044

Yes, to my mom, or wife, but NEVER to a medical professional. It wastes their time and is expensive and impairs the needs of really sick people.

Yes when I was a junior in high school. I faked being sick to miss school. About two hours later my mother came in and announced she was going to give me an enema. I argued I was too old for enemas but lost the argument. She gave me two soapy enemas followed by a clear one to ensure I wasn't sick for the following day. Last time I faked being sick.

On the contrary, I always tried to disguise feeling ill for fear of a doctor visit and the dread penicillin shot in my bottom. It was a real dilemma because I knew that delay in betraying the symptoms merely allowed my ailment to become worse, requiring more injections back there. My doctor's policy was one more shot after I felt better just to be safe with the result that inability to sit down negated my pleasure at being able to stay home from school.

Did any of you ever fake being sick?

Yes, I did it 1 x as a 12yo and 2 x as a 14yo. I trained it before to be safe, and luckily it worked. My dad was not there, my mom was in a hurry, a thermometer was inserted in my bum, and when I was alone in my room, I took the thermometer out and hold it towards the lamp on my desk next to my bed. I knew that it should be between 38.5 and 40.0 to make my mom believe that I might have a fever. Afterwards I received a paracetamol suppository .

Did you have to go to the Dr.?

Yes, my mom called the office and made an appointment. I was examined and my temperature was measured again. Luckily I received a suppository before...

Did you get punished?

No, I was never caught. A friend of mine tried it ,too, and at the 2nd time his mom found out he faked ...

I did but I really think it was more due to anxiety of going to junior high. After a few times and no fever mom just took me to the doc where i got an exam. That did nothing to lessen my anxiety as I was undressed and had a RT taken. Clearly all systems were working when that was done so the doctor told mom I would be fine but to make sure I went to school. The fear of mom taking my temp like that also helped me deal better.

Yes in elementary school 5th and 6th grades also jr high and sometimes high school because mom would always threaten to give me an enema and I faked being sick to get an enema!

Only once that i recall about forth grade term and it earned me a couple of rectal temps by a aunt who came to sit with me so my mom could work. Mom told her the thermometer and vaseline in bathroom med. cabinet and enema bag in bathroom closet if she felt i needed to be given one by her. Only got temps in bottom by aunt which was embarassing and punishment enough for my deed.

Later that day after my aunt apparently told mom i did't have any signs of apparent illness i was grilled about feigning my sickness by my mom and was soon across her lap bare bottomed receiving a spanking by hand and hairbrush backside with my aunt present whom i had to apologize to during and after my spanking and also repeatedly during my butt slaps hearing" are you going to do this again and are you going back to school tomorrow young man". Can't recall repeating this again. Fretter

I never faked being sick when I was a kid because I knew my Mom would give me a big hot soapsuds enema.

As a child in my parent's house and as a child in my house, unless my brother or I or my daughters had chickenpox or some other childhood disease, we went to school. It was pointless to fake it. School and good grades was the number one priority.

Unless we were really sick, my brother, our cousin- Tara, and I always went to school. Our mom was a pediatric nurse. So, at the first sign of illness, out came the thermometer and Vaseline, down came our pants- pajamas, jeans, or whatever, and across the bed we went! If you felt sick before school (high school included), the bedroom door was left open while the thermometer was registering, so mom could get the healthy ones off to school. Very embarrassing!!!

Being home sick from school meant that once my sisters had gone off to meet the school bus my mom would likely give me some aspirin. Any food was likely some toast and a cup of tea--hot tea was always associated with being sick and even today refuse to drink it. Then at mid morning came the expected appointment with the enema bag. I had had enough of these from really being sick so I knew that it was part of the script. It was a great deterrent to playing sick so I don't ever recall trying it.

As a child in my parent's house and as a child in my house, unless my brother or I or my daughters had chickenpox or some other childhood disease, we went to school.

Did your daughters have chickenpox? I would think they'd be too young for that, unless you're an anti-vaccer.

Our daughters got most of the vaccines. I declined the pertussis vaccine for them because that one had more problems than the others. It was too long ago to recall the specifics of what I didn't like.

Most vaccines are ok, a few have potential side effects worse than the disease.

I have never taken a flu vaccine and never will. Their effectiveness is based on the best guess of the strain. They don't guess what it will be very accurately.

Tetanus is one vaccine that lasts an EXTREMELY long time, and I was told it can last a lifetime. That does not mean it does for everybody nor does it mean everyone agrees with that statement. Coupled with the fact that getting tetanus is NOT very easy, makes ten year boosters for it unnecessary. To get tetanus you need a puncture wound infected with clostridium tetani which is anaerobic and lives in feces infected soil, so as long as you aren't traipsing around in pig stys or cow dung loaded soil without shoes, you won't be getting tetanus. You don't get tetanus cutting yourself in your kitchen.

IF you have a high risk job for getting tetanus, you should get a booster.

To get tetanus you need a puncture wound infected with clostridium tetani which is anaerobic and lives in feces infected soil, so as long as you aren't traipsing around in pig stys or cow dung loaded soil without shoes, you won't be getting tetanus.

Thanks for this information SwitchableSusie. Everytime I cut/poked/banged myself while cleaning up after the derecho I wondered about updating my tetanus shot. Thankfully there was never a problem. Your explanation explains why...no animal dung in the area.

Never went to the doctor for it but in early 9th grade after faking so much it got to the point where I seemed more sick when I was faking than I did whenever I was actually sick.

A couple of times I faked a tummy ache to get an enema. As hoped over Mom's knees I went for a couple of bulb fulls of soapy water. The second time she noticed or felt my level of youthful arousal. I was cut loose for good.

Nothing was said other than that I should take them myself.

I'm still listening to Mom and doing that.

Never faked being sick. If it had been found out, I was lying, my ass would have been in deep trouble.

No never faked being sick, wouldn't matter I had to go to school either way. Only when I was in "hospital state" sick, I could stay at home.