Easiest enema recipe

Hi everybody, I was wondering, as the title says, which is the easiest enema recipe? In terms of fast preparation and action.

Obviously water and salt comes to my mind but I always think that tap water may not be good for me, so I have to boil it and wait for it to cool down and it takes a lot of time, am I being paranoid?

I'd say water and glycerin (at least faster in action). If your tap water is safe depends on your location - if you can drink it, it should be fine for an enema.

I have used tap water for years. Never a problem. Just add a rounded tablespoon of baking soda to 2 qts. and you're good to go. Simple, easy, and quick.

I think you are all being paranoid lol

Obviously water and salt comes to my mind but I always think that tap water may not be good for me, so I have to boil it and wait for it to cool down and it takes a lot of time, am I being paranoid?

You drink it, don’t you?

Tap water is fine for small ones. Use some salt & baking soda for larger or retained enemas. baking soda makes it easier coming out.

Italy generally has good water (92% of it is safe). Some remote areas rely on well water which isn’t always so good and travelers are advised to use bottled water. Depending where you are, it is most likely safe.

Sometimes I’ll add a few sloshes of Conti Castile bar soap with olive oil into the warm water in my syringe.

It’s a quick and easy remedy when the colon is bound up. There’s something about feeling the warm water and adding just a little soap that ignites the anticipation of taking or giving a good cleanse.

A bag or can of warm water that gets a tsp of baking soda added. It is quick and easy to make, but also it makes a nice soothing enema.

As Emom says, adding the baking soda does make for a great enema and is also very soothing to gut.

Emom is 100% right on this.

The sadist in me has so many responses...

In realty if you can drink it, it should be ok to go up your ass.

Lemon juice and water is easy to use and makes for a good time. Fully expels when it’s time to and leaves a clean feeling and easy clean up too. My favorite.

I like to use white can and ad 2 liters of warm water and 1 tablespoon of baking soda. Thats the one.

For me the easiest and so prefered enema recipe will be a can with 2 liters of warm water and dissolved ivory soap up to the point that the solution will be opaque.

About the lemon juice, it is not a regular thing. I only do that once a month at the most because of it being acidic and I do it in small amounts. Test it out first in a weak dilution and then add as you like but be wise.

@Fill_Bill define weak solution. 1tbls per quart? I keep fresh squeezed lemon juice in the freezer in ice cube trays. Thinking maybe a cube per bag?

I have years of enema experience but have never used lemon juice in any form. This is due to reading years ago, and sometime more recently, that lemon often produces very strong cramps which I try to avoid. I do have a great dislike for pain including cramps, so there it is. One other caveat I’ll throw out here I read from a very reliable experienced former member was that fresh lemon is much more powerful in that regard than bottled juice.

Eric

Plain warm water works just fine with no carryover effects. Denise

@ericmacson agree with all you say. Strong cramps is not for me either.

Plain warm water works just fine with no carryover effects. Denise

Agree. It’s not a cooking or gourmet event, plain water works fine.

Boiled and cooled water, with the addition of chamomile and bicarbonate and you're off to a great start!

I avoid all tap water. Whichever way you look at it the water has been treated and chlorinated. Chlorine is not great. I use distilled water and have a home distiller to make as much as I need. I cook coffee using 2 coffee scoops of coffee (green organic) per 500ml, boil for 5 minutes and then simmer with the lid on for 15, Allow to cool, sieve and pour into a glass bottle. This can be stored for up to 2 days in a refrigerator. When I want to do an enema I just add warm water to get the temp right. May not be the easiest or quickest but once prepared it is quick to use.

Hi,

water that is easy to drink can actually be poured down your butt without any problems 😎

I’ve posted on this elsewhere. Sorry if it is a bit science nerdy but I was a chem major and like this stuff. Obviously, there are many factors that go into how easy it is to take an enema (e.g., volume, temp, speed of delivery), but when it comes to solution, pH seems to matter. I’ve come to find that J & J baby shampoo gives a thorough clean out without cramps. The “No more tears” is as much about taking enemas as getting it in your eyes. Turns out, it is slightly alkaline and it’s pH matches the colon’s pH (yes , there it scientific studies on colon pH). A buddy tested the pH of various enema solutions and verified it. That is why lemon juice (acidic) for most is a campy enema, and why adding baking soda (an alkaline) is an easy enema to take. Ivory and Dr. B are also more acidic than the colon making them hard to take at times. Of course, the soapier the enema, the harder it is, and everyone is different so I’m sure there will be variation.

I have tried the various soaps commonly used for enemas and agree with the previous comment that J&J is an effective yet mild enema solution. I didn’t know what the pH was, but it makes sense to me because I learned years ago that baking soda added to a coffee enema makes it easier to take and hold. I add a tablespoon of baking soda to a quart of coffee. It really cuts the acidity of the coffee and makes a very pleasant enema.

Like I've said for years, J&J Baby Shampoo is my go to for years, little to no cramps and very soothing. Have even turned a couple other people on to it.

Number one easiest would be tap water, said Mr. Obvious.

But Mr. Obvious hates tap water enemas and only takes big hot soapsuds enemas so he keeps it simple and adjusts the water temperature in the bathroom sink and holds a bar of Ivory soap under the hot water as it runs into a pitcher which he then pours into his enema bag. 😃

After my Enema and I were in the bath, I pressed a hand soap up my rectum, my anus embraced the soap, so my anus was really horny. The feeling is enormously powerful. It works for me. But it is different from person to person. It's made my horny butt open more up . A great feeling. 😜

I starten with ordinary 🌊 and salt to start with .

Soap and warm water is the easiest to mix and the safest

As far as the water you csn use whatever you drink. If you are really unsure, just buy distilled water and Ivory bar soap