When was your last enema?

Last night. Wife was complaining about my stinky farts. She was correct and an enema was the immediate solution, at least for the time being. Still a bit slow with GLP1 despite daily MiraLax.

Used two quarts of very warm water mixed with Ivory bar soap taken in short bursts in Knee-chest. This lengthened the instillation duration. Retained for a good ten minutes before release. Took a while to empty out and a couple of return trips before bed.

I can identify with the comment made by Vicki V about not wanting to use the ladies room for a BM when you are out. Sometimes it might be a road trip with questionable cleanliness of gas station restrooms, or lines for the ladies room at the stadium, or portable toilets at a festival. Before I leave the house, a couple of bulbs of plain warm water held for a few minutes will easily empty the rectum allowing for several hours of not having to worry about finding a good place to go.

Last Friday but seems to have had a delayed fuse on it as Saturday out of nowhere a torent of liquid appeared. Good thing there was a toilet nearby.

Just about 10 minutes ago

Been looking at Zitty this morning and that got me in the mood. But I have a pretty busy day planned so I got my bag out,filled it from the shower head squirted some shampoo on nozzle and up my butt it wen t . Took it standing when done held it for a few minutes. Towling off a few squirts came out which I like. Sat down and released. But gonna have to take a bigger one later cause I feel like something is up there but won't come out.

This morning my wife gave me a 3 qt. ivory soap, 114F enema using a retention nozzle and me in knee /chest. Took 9 minutes to give me the enema, I retained for 3 more minutes then released it. After 30 minutes it seemed all out, but she waited 30 more minutes before starting a 4 qt. saltwater enema, 115F, using one of those double balloon urinary catheters from Aliexpress that I posted about before. 5 full bulb pumps to each balloon resulted in comfortable, but very snug feeling. All in in 10 minutes, no leaks, zero retention time, took about an hour for it to be all out. I felt great, what a great way to start the week!!

A few minutes ago. Two 3-liter ones. I still haven't wiped up the pre-cum.

Vicky V,

I have tried bulb enemas several times but I got poor results and a lot of cramps and definitely not a good release. Always ended up with the big red bag..lol

Hmm, this is interesting "not wanting to use the ladies room for a BM when you are out"... I hadn't thought of that as a reason to use an enema.

I'd suggest that any reason is a good reason. I've posted often about "pre-emptive enemas". There are times when toileting options or facilities are rather scarce or unavailable. Those toilets in a stadium or concert venue are often soiled pretty quickly. Outdoor venues with "port-a-potties" are disgusting if one needs a place to sit. Airplanes are another place where toileting is a challenge.

A quick enema before departing has afforded me a more enjoyable trip or activity. Bulb enemas are an option if a more thorough cleanse isn't convenient. In any case, taking care of business seems to make sense. Not all enema opportunities are intended for that "happy ending" that most of us enjoy. Often, it just seems to be the most practical way to get to where we want to be, whether physically or mentally.

I posted elsewhere about a member of our larger party stuck on the terlet as she tried to pass an uncooperative turd. She was about to make everyone else late for a scheduled event. One of the party, familiar with my common solution to the issue, suggested she consult with me through an intermediary. I provided a disposable enema set which I always carry in my luggage. She got a quick enema with assistance and we all made it to the event on time.

I was offered monetary renumeration for my suggestion and equipment. Those aware of the situation were pleased with the advice, and discussed some of their own experiences when younger. I certainly declined the couple of bucks for the enema bag, and was pleased that the others seemed to be more inclined to find a simple solution for such a common issue.

BTW, i also pack a refillable/portable Bidet Bottle, bulb syringe, and my own enema bag, which seems to be very helpful in cleanup after such an issue.

This morning. 3.5 quarts of coffee mix given by my wife. I started on my left side, then rolled onto my back, and finally onto my right side while she encouraged me and rubbed my belly.

If colonics count then today! I went to visit a new lady and she was incredible. Probably the best colonic, I was on her treatment couch for nearly ninety minutes. I will become one of her regulars. Next time she will give me a herbal enema along with the colonic. Oh my goodness!! She got so much out of me, definitely she achieved the Holy Grail..A cecum flush!

Last Sunday morning

My 1st a full 4qt soapy solution on my 2nd she was able to make me take very close to 6qt she used her XL silicone double inflatable balloon nozzle . Again i had eaten very light Friday fast Saturday took a 3qt ss & bs Saturday night before bed so i was almost empty. With each squeeze of the inline pump i could feel the solution being pushed deeper as the bag was emptying she was pouring more soapy solution into the open top enema bag . It started on my back legs pushed back at one point she had me get on all fours.

I felt the enema slowly settling down as my belly started hanging down swelling. I could hear the solution being added to the enema bag with each squeeze the soapy water pushed in deeper when the bag was empty she made sure to squeeze in lots of air to induce stronger cramps.

Last night Monday the 12th of October 2026. I received 2 ten ounce bulb syringes of virgin olive oil. Held it for 14 minutes then released. Next put on a panty girdle with a large Kotex. Had a little leaking in the Kotex. After a couple of hours I replaced with a pull up and control top panty. My girlfriend helped me with everything. I do this maybe twice a month for constipation.

Last night for a gassy feeling. Been using MiraLax and this has for the most part, been successful in helping the GLP1 issue. I mixed two quarts of warm water and 10 ml Dr. Bronners and filled the bag. Took contents in knee-chest. Non-stop took two minutes. Held for ten minutes (some cramping but manageable) and then expelled. Took quite a while for the expulsion and hardly any cramping. Seemed like there was some more to come out so I mixed another two quarts of soapy water and started the process over again. This time, I was only able to get about a pint in before involuntary expulsion began. This was repeated until the bag was empty. No return trips in the night.

Well, I fnally decided to try a soapy water enema yesterday, first one since way before surgery at eh end of May. That is self administerred, i had at least two in the hospital. Well, it wasn't as good as I had hoped. I was very concerned about being able to get up and on the toilet without making a mess. So I was only able to take about 9-10 oz before I had to move to the toilet. I still leaked a little water, and had a good evacuation. So afterwords I decided to continue the enema. The bucket was still more than half full. The second one was about15 oz. Also got a good evacuation, and decided to quit. This morning I feel like I could use another one. I will just let my gut rest today though. I am still taking Miralax and mag oxide daily. It keeps things somewhat soft but doesn't provide the urge without adding at least auppository. If I just wait I get very intense gut cramps and a very dissapointing bm. So I am still using a suppository 2 to 3 times a week. My endo doc is increasing my dose of Moujaro, so expect the constipation will get worse. I am waiting to try an enema again, it was still very difficult to do.

Warm brewed coffee going in now. Every 4 days and my body says thankyou

Earlier, I passed a large BM(16") that cleared my bowel of the weekend's indulgences. This natural movement was without any assistance of an enema for several days. Inasmuch as I had some time to kill this evening, I took a couple of cleansing enemas to assure my colon was clear. I then prepared a couple of quarts of coffee and jumped in the shower with my trusty "Defender" enema setup. With the shower merely a dribble, I took the coffee enema and retained it until an urge to expel prompted me to lower the enema bag and drain the contents back into the bag (Harris Flush"). I again raised the bag to take another round before doing the same a 3rd time. The total retention was about 25 minutes until I flushed the remainder down the drain. I then took another couple of quarts of plain water to flush any coffee residue. After getting cleaned up, I ran a couple of quarts of cold water through my system.

The entire process has left me very clean and feeling as good as I've felt all weekend. Need I mention that my involuntary reactions were in full force as well? It is amazing how such a simple procedure and pleasure can elevate one's psyche and put one near the edge of bliss.

I'd been having several small hard bowel movements that were difficult to pass for several days, passing a lot of gas and experiencing cramps. Sunday morning I got out the enema bag and took a 2 quart hot Ivory soapsuds enema like my mother used to give me when I was growing up. I laid curled up on my left side on a towel on the bathroom floor with the enema bag hanging about 3 feet above me, started the flow, and managed to take it all over about 2 minutes. I struggled to hold it in for 5 minutes with a bit of water leaking out near the end, then rushed to the toilet and pooped out a huge amount of firm lumps, coming out in repeated waves over about 5 minutes and finishing with a large burst of gas. Afterwards I took 2 Alophen laxative pills left over from when I was a kid, which contain aloes, phenolphthalein and belladonna extract. My Mom used to give them to me when my grandmother recommended them to her as a good strong laxative for me. About 6 hours later they went to work and I pooped out a big load of runny diarrhea and then just passed a lot of gas. I took 2 more Alophen pills at bedtime and they produced a few more runny bowel movements first thing Monday morning. Since then everything's worked like clockwork with normal, easy to pass bowel movements and I feel much better.

My last Enema was last Sunday. It was a Sunday afternoon delight. very enjoyable. I started with the shower shot rinsing out a lot of large chuncks next I filled the Klystra classic to the brim inserted the kb1 from Klystra and proceted to enjoy a very large Enema. after I felt lighter felt clean on the inside. Just a good time. all Enemas are good some are better than others this one Superb.

Oct 25 late night after watching NFL and feeling very gassy. I decided that a larger quantity and a bit stronger mixture would be helpful so the first two quarts were warm water with 10cc of Dr. Bronners peppermint. Taken in knee-chest after a thorough lubrication until the bag was mostly empty. The second phase was refilling the bag with a pre-made quart or so of hot water and the same 10cc so the concentration was doubled. This was taken in Sims and on the back position with the bag about two feet above hips. The hot soapy mixture flowed in slowly and I felt really filled once the bag had emptied. No hold time and a rather crampy expulsion ensued. A little discomfort at the exit from the soapy mixture however a rather thorough cleanout resulted. While I was waiting to make sure I was empty, I experimented with the vibrator holding it under the softened member which resulted in a rather pleasurable sensation.

There were no return trips!

Last evening as a mater of fact. Company left and I have an open time slot. Took three two quarter enemas with different nozzles. First the douche nozzle, second with the inflatable nozzle and the last with the colon tube with the round thing on the end with holes. All in all a very successful evening. It had been a while since the last one. Maybe I am getting the hang of this again.

My last enema was Sunday morning, trying to address the particularly bad IBS patch I’ve been in since getting a nasty respiratory virus at the end of August. While I sometimes have IBS-C, the past couple of months have been mostly normal functioning but with pain, mostly aching but also early morning wakeups with sharper pain.

I created my usual nest in bed and took 2 liters there rather quickly with my can and Higginson. Upon review, the water could have been a little warmer. The fill was painless, but the cramping I experienced during retention was very strong and uncomfortable, and it was a difficult release despite there not being many solids to release. I could tell, both from my weight and from how I felt, that a good third of the enema was stuck inside me.

However, feeling zero urge even with deep massage, I went about my day, feeling pretty good for several hours. I had some lunch, and about 45 minutes later the rest of the enema came down, after which my belly pain returned.

I’m going to let my GI tract settle for a few days but suspect I will need a second try.

With these nearly two months of off-and-on abdominal pain, it has been all I can do not to go back to my former giver. I had a recent conversation with him about what has been going on, and he affirmed that he kept all of my equipment and would still be delighted to help me.

The two things stopping me are my marriage and the knowledge that my giver now has arthritis in his hands so would likely hurt himself delivering his wonderful, therapeutic massages. But this doesn’t stop me from thinking about it many times a day.

@gboy . I had to laugh. You said that along with your enema you took 2 laxative pills left over from when you were a kid ! When is the expiry day on those suckers ? LOL