Safety - do not take enemas after handling hot peppers

My wife and I like to put up vegetables during the Spring and Summer. Several of the vegetables we grow are hot peppers, jalapeno and cayenne. We use these vegetables in homemade soups, rotel tomatoes, and spicy green beans. Of course, when you put hot peppers into these before mentioned items, you have to cut them up and put them into the mixtures. Even if you wash your hands, the hot juices of these hot peppers will remain on one's fingers.

I remember one time, my wife decided I needed an enema immediately after we put up 12 quarts of rotel tomatoes. So, myself and her went into bathroom where she helped me prepare my enema. After the two bags were full of hot water, salt and ivory soap, my wife put some Vick's Vapor Rub onto both douche nozzles and then put some onto my rectal opening. In fact, she took some of the Vapor Rub and lubed not only the outside of the opening, but also slipped the finger into my rectum and then decided to rub some onto my scrotum.

At first, the feeling was one of coolness, but then I began to feel the warmth of the Vick's. But, it didn't stop there. The remains of the hot pepper's chemical that remained on her fingers made itself known. Pain! Even when she tried to wash the stuff off my balls, the burning continued. Being a semi-chemist, I told her to go into the kitchen and get some milk and rub that onto my balls. The milk helped.

I remember when I was a child, my Mom and Dad grew hot peppers in their garden. Dad loved to eat a pepper or two with his meals. I tried to imitate Dad by eating one myself. Well, my tongue and esophagus became irritated. I grabbed the water that I had to drink and began to gulp it down. Wrong! It was like putting gasoline onto a fire... It intensified the burn. Mom went to the kitchen and got me some milk, which I tried and sure enough the burning eased.

Summary: If you put up vegetables that contain hot peppers and you are an enema fan like I am. DO NOT MESS WITH ENEMAS OR EVEN TAKE A LEAK IMMEDIATELY AFTER FOOLING WITH HOT PEPPERS!

Summary: If you put up vegetables that contain hot peppers and you are an enema fan like I am. DO NOT MESS WITH ENEMAS OR EVEN TAKE A LEAK IMMEDIATELY AFTER FOOLING WITH HOT PEPPERS!

Even with a not so hot jalapeño pepper (medium Scoville rating). I dice them up and use them in omelets along with other veggies, and in the summer we make jalapeños poppers on the grill. Only once did the residual jalapeño residue on my fingers make it's way into my pants when I took a leak - but several times I rubbed or touched an eye and it would burn for a good 20 minutes. You can avoid this by wearing gloves - especially if you're planning some anal play after working with the HOTTER peppers.

The SEEDS are the most dangerous part.

I also thought that the seed were where all the heat was contained - but my son pointed me to this article: "The inner wall of the pepper is the hottest. It is a common misconception that the seeds are the hottest. They only contain a small amount of capsaicin, the chemical that makes peppers spicy."

https://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_hottest_part_of_a_chili_pepper

Just be careful if you are fooling with either seeds or the inner part of the pepper. Don't touch your eyes, your private parts or your nose, mouth, etc. You will be sorry and I am not kidding.... NO FUN! unless you are into such...

I had always thought it is the seeds & ribs that are the hottest part. I suppose that , since the ribs are the innermost of the "inner wall", that might be the case...

One more reason I never use douche nozzles to take enemas.

I have other, purpose-built enema nozzles as large or larger than those douche nozzles

I had some issues with residual jalapeno oils just the other day. My sub helped me make jalapeno poppers by cutting and deseeding them in prep for my stuffing them.

Later in the afternoon we got a little busy going at it. He began to play around my pussy. Things started to get warm for me. I had to tell him to get the heck away from my tender bits. He had washed his hands a couple times but there was still jalapeno oils on them. Which affected me.

It made for a different sexual experience, more heated in my region. It was not unpleasant but not pleasant either.

Just wish I had read this last night..but only as a reminder. I use my fingers to spread tabasco sauce on jamaican meat patties...and USUALLY wash my hands thoroughly and am careful about what I touch for a while. Forgot last evening and all I can say is (especially guys!!) DO NOT scratch your nuts after touching ANYTHING with capsaisin!!!! It's tough, by the way, trying to stuff them in a glass of milk!!!

@duhwizzard said,

DO NOT scratch your nuts after touching ANYTHING with capsaisin!!!! It's tough, by the way, trying to stuff them in a glass of milk!!!

LMAO…

I always wear rubber gloves when doing this .

I like omelets with jalapeno peppers and goat cheese so I'd dice some up in the morning. Lots of times I acciently rubbed an eye and would walk around with one-eye closed for about an hour. And yup, it will rub off onto your penis when you take a leak!!! Youch!

It's tough, by the way, trying to stuff them in a glass of milk!!!

Isn't that the way you refill them?😂

The good news is that you will be very uncomfortable for a couple hours, but there isn't any permanent damage. During those couple hours you will feel like there is though! I had a lasting lesson in "read the package" when I was young after putting some "muscle balm" or similar on and then urinating.

I always wear rubber gloves when doing this .

@Nice_and_full I did wear gloves. I even asked sub if he wanted some gloves. No he didn't want any, there are 2 boxes just for kitchen use.

Next time he will be wearing gloves.

One way to get rid of the burning sensation

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Jalapeno-Off-Your-Hands

Not the only way