My most embarassing rectal temperature taking was probably the one that took place during my last high school physical just as I turned 18.
Back in the 60's, from 11 to 18 years old, I attended a French Lycée ( secondary school) near Paris. There, we had every year a comprehensive medical exam. The doctor was an old unfriendly surly lady who seemed to enjoy to concentrate her exam on the boy's genital parts. She retracted several times the foreskin and palpated the testîcles for a long time. But there was no question of rectal temperature taking. From 11 to 17 years, she examined me stark naked every year and I hated it. There were two other women present during the exam, the school nurse and the school psychologist and they did not miss anything of the show.
The year I turned 18, things changed. The old lady had dissapeared and we got a new school doctor, a classy blonde lady with blue eyes and a hairbun, around 30 years old . She smiled a lot and she was much more friendly than her predecessor. All the boys in the class fell un livre with her when they saw her before the exam.
Then came the day of the exam. And as the first student went out of the doctor's office, he looked strange and soon told us: ‘’she put a thermometer in my ass''. Some thought it was a silly joke but, when the second examined student came out, he confirmed the information. Then, waiting for my name to be called, I was in near panic. I was very afraid
My turn came. Like the previous years, my heart was running and the doctor suggested I get an ECG made. Then, she dropped my pants to my ankles and checked my penis and testîcles. Most of my schoilmates claimed they got an erection at thiis stage. I did not. I was too nervous. I was thinking how ridiculous I must be with my babysize penis.
Then the moment came. The doctor, with a big smile, asked me to turn around. She firmly parted my buttcheeks. And then, after a short while, I felt something cold, long and hard slowly findind its way to the anus, forcing the sphincter and penetrating the rectum. The doctor said with a caring voice : ‘’Just relax, I take your temperature as I did to your classmates, it won't take long''
Feeling the deep inserted thermometer inside me was a real chock. I felt humiliated to have my temperature taken like a baby at 18. I was about to cry. But I quickly noticed the touch of the doctor's cold and sweat hands she had kept on my buttocks,… and it felt so good. Within seconds, I realised I had a strange feeling in my lower belly. My penis slowly lifted up and grew in volume. I had a new kind of panic. For the moment, as I was facing the wall, the three women could not see my erection, but what would happen when the exam is over. Unexpectedly, the school psychologist came to my rescue as she suddently declared: ‘’This boy has a cute little ass''. These rather innocent words had a devatating effect on me, I still don't know why. My erection dissapeared and I bursted into tears.
''You are really too sensitive'' commented the doctor as she whithdrew the thermometer. She said I had the highest temperature recorded in my class and by far, but did not tell me how much it was
More than 50 years later, I still fantasy about this attractive doctor and still remember the miniskirt she wore that day.