Tell me your most embarrasing rectal Temperaturen taking

My most embarrassing incident was also my first and only experience. I enlisted the services of a mistress who was exceptional at the medical exam role play.

I had asked for some introductory components to spanking and anal play also. She played me a bench, which I was tied onto using my wrists and ankles. I was locked into the doggy position.

I had no visual on her from the rear, I was not sure what was coming next. I was hyperventilating and in complete shock and awh of the experience. She inserted the thermometer with no warning. It felt so good.

That said, fear took over. Although she was a very nice person and we spoke as two friends afterwards over a coffee in her kitchen area she did have an intimidating aura and I was genuinely afraid to step out of line. I had always struggled to hold onto the thermometer in this position with a swallow insertion, and this was a swallow one. I clinched and tilted my hips onward to keep it in place. Thankfully it didnt slip out. I was rewarded with a through rectal exam and a light spanking.

I've shared it elsewhere, it was the last time I had my temperature taken rectally that wasn't part of a play exam.

I was 14 and in the hospital for an appendectomy. This was 1978, maybe even 1977 and in those days anyone under 16 went on a pediatrics ward. This particular hospital's policy was rectal temps on the pedes wing and post surgery multiple times a day.

Immediately after my surgery I wasn't in any position to care. I was in pain and felt like crap from the anesthetic but by day 2 post surgery I was done with the rectal temp thing. They were embarrassing and for babies. I tried to argue that with the nurse. I should have known better, nurses put up with 0 shit. I was told I could roll onto my side and lower my panties or she was going to call in 3 other nurses who would hold me down and pull them down.

OK even at 14 that turned me on - like intensely and immediately. Jolt right to the pussy, so not only did I have to roll up on my side and lower my underpants, sticking my bum out, but I had to do so knowing my pussy was wet. The nurse never said anything but she did stand there while it registered. I have no idea if she could tell I was wet or not.

I did role play something similar with hubby and Dr Smith with me refusing to allow a rectal temp and them forcing it. It was hot.

@Nurse_Phillips One wonders why they would inflict something so undignified. I'm sure that if at age 14 you can deal with tampons and periods you can deal with a thermometer up your anus on your own.

I too had appendectomy, and the policy also was to take rectal temperatures. Like yourself, I was to roll on my side and lower my pajamas (or whatever I was wearing). The difference is that I would do it under bedsheets: the nurse handed me the thermometer and I would insert the tip into my rectum. I was expected to know how to do this at that age, given that it was a very common way of taking temperatures in French households. Indeed, in my home this is how it went if I was sick (of course when younger mom would do the honors).

Now, come to think of it, when at some point I discussed temperature taking with my wife, she mentioned that in her home it was not rectal (I cannot remember if she said oral or armpit). I asked how it went in the hospital (she too had appendectomy when she was a child), and she embarrassedly changed conversation. So it is possible that she appeared not to know how to do it the way the nurses expected and the nurse took it, at least the first time, or requested her to insert it in front of the nurse the first times to teach her how to do it.

@Jacana great question! I have no idea why they just didn’t let me do it myself. Knowing me, I probably would have objected anyway but it would have been a whole lot less embarrassing.

@Nurse_Phillips When I mentioned on this site the French custom of, generally, letting the patient deal with intimate things such as inserting suppositories or rectal thermometers (unless of course too young, incapacitated etc), Americans tended to be surprised, even shocked, because in the US the nurse has to do it. I think that in some respects privacy is better respected here.

@Jacana it seems that the American pediatric medical system (at least when we were kids) was a lot more authoritarian than the French. "We will do it!"

@Nurse_Phillips Oh, the French system also operated along the lines of "the less we tell the kids in advance, the lesser chances they will object". I got a finger up my behind twice without clear warning of what would happen, not to mention a circumcision that had not quite been explained to me in advance (from "a little surgery to free the skin" to "oh! the whole tip has disappeared!").

Dear Nurse !!

Nothing else i had expected from you !! - you must be a friend of all done " backside treatments " " - am i right ??

I was naked as a jaybird at the pediatrician when I was like 10 or 11, head down on the table with my rear end in the air and a thermometer sticking out between my buttocks. I remember looking away towards the door cause I didn't like the situation and couldn't bear looking at my mom's face who was in the room with me. The door to the exam room opened and a nurse came in for a reason I can't remember. She DID NOT close the door behind her and a mother with a boy around my age walked down the hall and saw me like that. I wanted to cry but held myself together.

I had a number of embarrassing situations.

Maybe the most embarrassing was the time my nurse pulled my legs out from me because I wouldn't let her take my temperature. When my legs were pulled out, I fell flat face down onto the table. In an instant, she managed to pull my pants down & insert the thermometer. Worst part of that was she taught my mother that maneuver.

Another embarrassing time was at the same doctors office. For some reason they had no doors on any of the exam rooms. She you could see what was going on when you walked to your room. One time when the nurse was taking my temperature, my friend walked by as the nurse was taking mine. I got so frazzled that I jumped up. She help me down & took my temperature again.

3rd worst was one time when my mother was taking my brother's, I walked by & laughed at him. My mother asked since I thought it was so funny, I could join him. So she made me pull my pants down & took mine next to him.

I had two embarrassing rectal temperature situations. The first was when I was about 14 years old. For the first time since I was in diapers my mother insisted on taking my temperature rectally. My guess was that she wanted to check on my pubertal development - as best she cold with me in what I later learned was Sin's position - maybe check penis size or pubic hair development. Or perhaps she thought I was faking being sick and wanted to make me pay. I still don't know if either is true. Might have been something else.

A second time was when I had a small operation to straighten my nasal septum after I had a broken nose. The nurse who I would later meet very often at social gatherings insisted on a rectal temperature which she obtained. I wasn't embarrassed at the time - being loaded with anesthetic - but I had to laugh later when we met socially and became friends. I have no RT fetish but don't mind having something poked into my rosebud occasionally.

@Baculum6 What is the sine position, please?

@rectemp

I think he means the Simms position which is a side-lying position with the upper leg bent.

My dom took me to see my NP and insisted that my temperature be taken rectally. I was taken to the exam room and my dom removed all my clothes before positioning me over the exam table. The nurse complied. My dom also convinced the nurse and NP to always check my temperature rectally. Both the nurse and NP agreed. I signed a private waiver.

Easy. I was 15 and staying at my grandfather’s house. I got something like the ‘summer flu.’ He called the doctor and they told him to take my temp and call them back. About 5 minutes later he walks into the bedroom with a thermometer in a pen-like case and a jar of Vaseline. I did a double take. He said it was the only thermometer he had and it was from when I was a little kid. I refused at first. But I finally rolled over and dropped my shorts. He slid the thermometer in then held it in place with one hand on my butt. The embarrassing thing was the erection I could not stop from happening. He never saw it, thank God. After about five minutes he pulled the thermometer out. I then heard him on the phone telling the doc’s office he had taken my temperature rectally. More embarrassment!

That never happened to me. At least, not on a real examination, but playing doctor with cousins.

So I was home sick with strep throat my husband had taken the day off to be with me. Our littles were with my parents for the day, his parents were living with us at the time but had gone out of town for the weekend.

As I said I was sick with strep throat and running fever! My husband and I were sitting on the couch watching a movie together when I started shivering…..I knew it must be fever so I grabbed the thermometer and laid across his lap asking him to take my temperature! As he was in the process of taking my temperature….in walked his parents! 😳🫣

Talk about embarrassing and awkward….my in-loves walked in the front door! I just froze, I mean what else could I have done….i had a thermometer in my bottom! My mother-n-love caught on and quickly ushered my father-n-love out of the room! I jumped up, pulled up my britches and ran for my bedroom almost in tears from embarrassment! My in-loves were very sweet and apologetic over the situation!

My temp was almost 103. so my husband sent me down to our bedroom (for privacy of course) and came down to give me a Tylenol 3 suppository 🥺😢!

What’s even more awkward is the fact that now they know how I take my temperature!

My mother-n-love says I should not be embarrassed or ashamed that it’s perfectly fine to take my temperature that way and she hasn’t told a soul, nor has my father-n-love!

They know when to keep things private 🤫!

Not that I did anything wrong but; my “secret” is safe with them!

Another embarrassing rectal temperature moment was when I was in the 6th grade I had gone to stay the weekend with my “big brother” (he was a really close family friend we went to church with) he was a sophomore in college! I went to spend a weekend with him and ended up getting sick at my stomach. He called another family friend who happened to be our family doctor and he advised him to take my temperature; yep you guessed it, rectally!

So here is the story……

Like I said I had gone to spend the weekend with my “big brother”….he came and picked me up from school and took me back home with him. He lived about an hr or so away! Anyways my parents had gone out of town to go be with my grandparents; my grandmother was having a quadruple heart bypass surgery! So anyways; to protect identities we will call my “brother” Trent. Trent and I went to eat; I got to choose the restaurant (it’s fun to be the baby sister and get spoiled 😊).

All was well I had not felt sick at all….but we got back to his house. We were to meet up with his 2 roommates; Hunter and Case and go watch a movie! Well while we were waiting for Case to get home I started to feel sick at my stomach!🥺🤢 At first we thought it might be food poisoning but 1. Trent ate the same thing I did and he didn’t feel sick in the least. And 2. Food poisoning doesn’t hit that fast. Anyways I started throwing up and shivering cold….Trent touched my forehead and said; “oh baby girl you are burning up!” 🥵 that’s when he called our family doctor who then advised him to take my temperature and to take it rectally!

Being 3 college guys they did not take their temps with that method so Hunter went out and brought a digital thermometer from the local Walgreens…. He brought it back and Trent said….”Baby Girl; I need to take your temperature and Dr. G said that it needs to go in your bottom!” I of course cried and tried to protest but Trent gently and calmly explained that it was going to be ok; he would be gentle and quick as possible! Dr. G was concerned that it might possibly be appendicitis and that a rectal temperature could help rule that out!

So after serious convening from all 3 boys; I reluctantly gave in and let them take my temperature! It was quite embarrassing b/c one; Trent was not my brother by blood 🩸 and I had just met (that day) Case and Hunter! Now they are seeing me in one of THE MOST VULNERABLE positions! Well so to conclude…..I DID NOT have appendicitis 🙏🏼Thank God; but just a bad stomach bug! I cried more when thinking I had just ruined these 3 guys weekend….but to my surprise; neither of them felt that way at all and neither of them wanted to leave my side for even a minute! They were attched to me and said I was their MOST FAVORITE LITTLE SISTER! They couldn’t think of anything they would rather do then to take care of me!

Well I spent the rest of the weekend and into Monday; throwing up my insides, and over one of their laps for temperature checks or suppositories.🥺😢

These 3 guys are now grown and married with children of their own…..they are 3 of THE BEST DADDYS IN THE WORLD to their littles and they Thank me for teaching them to be such good daddies by allowing them to take care of me when I was sick! 🤒 🤢!

@Luvbottomtemps, two intriguing scenarios! Both have that delicious embarrassing touch. The story of you in the 6th grade sounds a lot like when my lil sister was 9 and running a high fever. Mom and Dad were out but I was able to call them. Mom told me to take my sister's temp. We only had a rectal thermometer so....

I don't have similar experience to the time you were an adult and your in-laws saw you over your hubby's lap with a thermometer in your behind. Being a grown up, that must have been ... intense!

@Luvbottomtemps, do you think your in-laws saw the thermometer sticking out of your bare behind or just understood what was happening?

I would not say that it was special, but it was embarrassing when I was in a hospital at around 14 and it was the early 70s. It was a large ward with children of both sexes but no curtains but they did have partitions they could put up if needed. I recall the nurse coming around at various times and checking all our temps rectally as well as our blood pressure after. I was not allowed to wear underwear for that reason and if you were really sick the nurse would roll you over and then lift up the gown and insert the thermometer. If you were well enough she would say lift up the gown and roll onto your side. She would then notate in your chart on the clipboard your results. Interestingly at my pediatrician they were already doing it by mouth.

@Brbr i think my in-loves probably saw the thermometer but also just knew….why else would I be laying across my husbands lap bare bottomed……🤨😏

@Luvbottomtemps how embarrassed you must have felt with your in-laws is quite evident in your description. Sounds like your MIL is an accepting and respecting person.

@MarcNY you said your sister was 9; how old where you?

@MarcNY you said your sister was 9; how old where you?

@Luvbottomtemps, I am 6 years older so I would have been 15

Here’s a story tailored to that scenario:

I’ll never forget the time I stayed with my Russian girlfriend and her family while visiting her hometown. We’d been dating for a while, and this was my first trip to meet her parents, so naturally, I was nervous and trying to make a good impression. Everything was going fine until I started feeling sick a few days into the visit—feverish, weak, and just plain miserable.

Her mom noticed right away and, in true Russian fashion, insisted on taking care of me. Before I could even protest, she marched me to the guest room, where she had me lie down. My girlfriend tried to reassure me, saying her mom was just very traditional and knew what to do.

A few minutes later, her mom came back holding a small glass thermometer and a jar of Vaseline. My heart sank as I realized what was about to happen. She began explaining in Russian, and my girlfriend, trying not to laugh, translated: “She says she needs to take your temperature—rectally. It’s how they always do it here.”

I stammered, trying to politely decline, but my girlfriend’s mom waved off my protests with a no-nonsense attitude. Before I knew it, my girlfriend was helping me roll onto my side, and her mom efficiently went to work, as if this were the most normal thing in the world. I was mortified, lying there while my girlfriend stood nearby, trying to act like this wasn’t incredibly awkward for all of us.

The few minutes it took felt like hours. Her mom finally removed the thermometer, read it, and rattled off something in Russian. My girlfriend chuckled and said, “She says you definitely have a fever, and you’re not leaving the house until you’re better.”

For the rest of the visit, I couldn’t look her mom in the eye without blushing. My girlfriend thought the whole thing was hilarious and loved to tease me about it later. It was embarrassing at the time, but in hindsight, it became one of those funny, uniquely cultural experiences that I’ll never forget.

My most embarrassing rectal temperature taken was not actually witnessed (except my mom, as taker) when I was 8.

I had been sick and home from school for several days when there was a knock on the door. It was Margaret, the busy-body gossip from my class had stopped by after school with some worksheets, etc. Margaret was one of those girls who knew how to act all mature and all and she charmed my mom into letting her come into my bedroom to 'cheer me up'. But Margaret was the last person on earth I wanted to see. She gave me the worksheets and sat at the foot of my bed as she told me all about what the class had been learning in class. At some point during the visit Margaret noticed the open jar of Vaseline with a thermometer sticking out the top (a routine bedside companion when I was sick.) She flashed this wicked smile and wrapped up her visit. As my mom ushered her out she said, (something to the effect) "I should go now, it's probably time to check Johnny's temperature and maybe give him some more medicine."

When I returned to school, all the girls in Margaret's clique giggled whenever they saw me for several weeks so I knew Margaret had told them about what she had seen on my bedside table during her visit.

Best thread i’ve seen on here haha

@SofiaCutie , would not have minded being on that guest list.

In Hong Kong public hospitals; I was about 6 or 7; temperature taking was always done in the public area and all the other kids would have their rectal temperature taken this way... I remember that there was another girl about my age we both had to show our backsides.. Even at that age I was still conscious of the embarrassement..

In Hong Kong public hospitals; I was about 6 or 7; temperature taking was always done in the public area and all the other kids would have their rectal temperature taken this way... I remember that there was another girl about my age we both had to show our backsides.. Even at that age I was still conscious of the embarrassement..

Same experience I had , I believe this was how I get it when I was a kid in Hong Kong. Temperature taken was always done in the waiting room of the clinic. I remember getting it like till 8 or 9 that way. It was very embarrassing.