Nurse Fetish
My childhood doctor’s office had about five nurses on staff and most of them were between the age of 45-65, all motherly type women with caring, sweet dispositions and good bedside manners. I recall they were all sort of average looking but not ugly by any means, and because of them my nurse fetish developed for middle-aged and older women. This was back in the 70’s and early 80’s so they all wore the traditional white uniform with knee-length skirts, white stockings, white shoes and traditional nurses caps similar to Nurse Ratched. Whenever I would see a nurse anywhere back then I would instantly feel anxious and intimidated by them. Although most of them were usually friendly they still frightened me because I only associated them with rectal temperatures. As a matter of fact, as a small child I even referred to them as the “temperature ladies” since they always said they were going to take my temperature. I remember once asking my mom in the waiting room “is the tempacher lady gonna put the mometer in my hiney today”? My grandmother who was also there found that particularly amusing and laughed hysterically. She used to live with us when I as little and would tag along to some of my doctor appointments. I remember them both in the exam room watching me have my temperature taken and it felt like the exam table was a little stage and they were my audience. But I digress.
I know that some guys are turned on by the sexy, young beautiful nurses with high heels and latex uniforms but I would honestly rather have my temperature taken by an ordinary, middle aged mom type of nurse like the ones I grew up with at my doctor’s office. There’s just something about a conservatively dressed, old-school nurse that really turns me on. There was only one time that I had a young, pretty nurse there and she was about to take my temperature rectally but I didn’t let her. I was in 8th grade and felt way too embarrassed to give this 23 year old girl access to my booty, so I refused. Looking back on that now I deeply regret it and wish I had let her… it would have been such a great memory. I told her she could only take it orally but she wouldn’t do it so my temp never even got taken. If I had one of the older nurses that day I may have let her take it rectally but there was no way I was letting this young girl do it. I just felt like the age gap was too narrow and it would have been far too humiliating.
I think I felt more comfortable with the older nurses because I figured they’d taken so many rectal temperatures and seen so many buttholes over the years that they were probably desensitized to it, whereas the younger nurse would be more observant and might evaluate me or something. But I’ll always see that as a big missed opportunity.