Where have all the flowers (enema porn!) gone?

Another search…or maybe this is better characterized as a rant…BUT:

Where is all the GOOD enema porn? By good, I mean enema porn that will really stoke my fire. That said, the following is a bunch of preferences for “ep”…probably or possibly coming out of the studios and amateur workshops these days.

I’ve tried to figure out how best to organize my thoughts, but that’s never been one of my long suits, so please bear with me. I’ve tried to categorize things, present observations about what I’ve mostly seen out there (along with “critical comments”) and made observations about what would appeal to me. My objective is to find sites that I have not found myself that are more likely to have what I’M looking for. Any responses – from guys or especially ladies – are gratefully appreciated!!

Scenario: Almost everything gets right down to business, but quite a few of the productions out the begin with long prologues of undressing, playing around with boobs, shaking asses…all of which is pretty amateurish and doesn’t really add anything…except time! Other than a minute or two of undressing and footage of equipment prep almost everything else (up to the “critical” moment) is simply wasting time.

Two ladies (or a lady and a guy) walk into a room, undress, fondle each other a bit and get to business. Maybe a glass of wine and some casual dialogue. Nuff said!!

Cast: Gal on gal, guy on gal, gal on guy, or guy on guy….Most of the stuff is either f/f or m/m…there is a little bit of f/g and g/f. My preference is for f/f with a secondary preference for f/g (gal giving guy). By far the majority of the cast are, quite simply, stunning. Some of that is great, I’ll admit, but it does get a bit tiring and, besides, personally it’s tough to fantasize or imagine ever hooking up with “one of those”. I’m a fairly “ordinary” guy…I’d very mush like to see some ordinary ladies cast for some of these hummers. Same goes for the guys. (For those of you who remember the Collector’s productions, Tori, Anika, Siobhan and Sydney…and later Kaz…were my favorites…and maybe even a bit too much on the “prettier” side of “ordinary”.)

Costuming: All over the place here, as far as what’s out there; lots of it is just too outrageous. Street clothes are fine for openings, then either NOTHING, or for the ladies, bra (if necessary!) and NOTHING ELSE. I’m a bit old fashioned, too, so I’m getting used to tats, but full body tats really distract me!

Props: Again, there is a fair selection of gear out there, but the more exotic nozzles are more fascinating for me. I do get tired of minute after minute with the giver dragging the nozzle up and down over the receiver’s rosebud for no particular reason. Bulbs are good, bags are better and some of the newer “electric” stuff is completely missing. I’m particularly fond of the clear silicone bags where you can see the water level going down…opaque bags are good when you can see them “deflating”.

Setting/staging: Bedrooms (hotel and otherwise) seem to be the most popular setting and I’m good with that. Bathrooms are good, but when you’re in the tub, it’s often difficult to get a good shooting angle. Examining tables in doc’s office is nice and especially for the medfet folks. I think this is probably the area needing least improvement. Carry on.

Action/misc. observations: Equipment prep is nice “filler” and often arousing. Inserting the nozzle is critical and camera angles and action are very important Need to see a little movement from the receiver now and then…bag emptying, receiver “adjusting” the nozzle, facial expressions, masturbating…all good. For guy receiving…why are all the peckers flaccid. Like to see a good stiff pecker getting a gentle (loving?) blow job or hand job whilst the water flows! Oh, and one more…where is all the REAL amateur stuff?

OK, running out of gas here. Suggestions?

Go hang a bag!!!

What an intelligent analysis.

I have felt exactly the same as you about their looks. I, like you. love pretty women, but ordinary women got enemas also .

Now here's my pet hate.

Any attempt to make the scenario sexy is a complete turn-off for me, It has to appear that the girl in question needed an enema for some reason.

It doesn't have to take place in a hospital or clinic but could in fact be a bedroom or bathroom at the girl's home.

some reference to enemas while growing up leads to making it even more believable.

Wish we had more postings like this

Most of these sites / places SUCK as to real life and originality, as I have been researching over my years that pictures and videos are staged. Paper stuffed in enema bags to “ look full ”. The looks of agony looking full are another. We can see all kinds of real porn on the net, but when it comes down to this, it's not around for the most part. OK… I'll shut up, get off my soapbox, and take my REAL bag.

Guess what - it's porn, it's an industry. It's meant to sell and it makes profits for what it puts out there. Whether it's bullshit or not. The truly real experiences will come from real life encounters.

Yeah, you're right “@gwhap”…but that doesn't mean there isn't or shouldn't be some good stuff out there,,,and the RL encounters are WAY better,,,but much harder to come by!

Yeah, you're right “@gwhap”…but that doesn't mean there isn't or shouldn't be some good stuff out there,,,and the RL encounters are WAY better,,,but much harder to come by!

Supply and demand, my friend, supply and demand. Cheap, unrealistic porn is easier to make, cheaper to produce, and draws a sufficient number of viewers to make it profitable. Most viewers don't even notice or appreciate the realism. We here on Zity, have better taste than the average viewers, but we are a minority.

My anal-ysis is that enema fetish is actually something that only still has the interest of either the mid to older millennial crowd (I'm almost twenty eight) or those of boomer age or older as many here. point is I think around my age is the cutoff for when ANY parents anywhere still gave their kids enemas thus the new generation probably doesn't have the early formative life experiences with them hence no interest and this enema porn demand is probably fading. but again just my anal-ysis

My guess is that everybody is afraid of getting sued

It could be that the whole issue comes down to…."It's all about the Benjamin's"….and “risk”. To produce just 1 quality enema “porn” video would probably cost a small boatload of cash and the potential buyer population would be quite small/tiny. Throw in a few Lawyers to make sure all the legal i's are dotted and t's are crossed…and that's why it Don't Happen…

OK, I certainly understand the supply/demand argument. But…there is a WHOLE hell of a lot of “bad”/goofy enema porn out there featuring very attractive young “models/actresses”. lots of expensive sets and gear (ok…good for medfet productions, too…but!!) and so forth. The only conclusion I can come to is that there IS a market…but those comprising that market simply don't care much about content…and the “produces” don't really care about what the market wants as long as they continue buying. I still think about the Collectors approach and productions and Enemarotica's offerings…couldn't someone just improve a bit on them? Or at least replicate and sort of update them? Any takers!!??!! (Or maybe more significantly….ANY WILLING MODELS!!??!!….LOL!!)

I find most porn so boring that i can't watch any of that crap any more . As for Tat's sorry but i don't find i like any and i find that even in real life i don't care to even listen to some one that is tattooed to the point of distraction . I agree that cheep porn is easy to do and it pays well , if you have a large enough audience to sell to that you can have enough “new ” customer's that you don't need repeat trade . The problem is no one take's pride in what they do any more . It's too much work for the pay , so all you get is cheep @#$%^ . It doesn't matter if it's porn or a work of art . There is little left that you can point to and say “ I did that” with pride . At one time , A Long Time Ago , I built show bike's . They not only looked good but you could ride them with comfort and confidence and know that anyone that saw you you knew that you looked good . Now the “custom” bike's are off the shelf part's that look good but ride like crap . Same with the porn industry .