Another search…or maybe this is better characterized as a rant…BUT:
Where is all the GOOD enema porn? By good, I mean enema porn that will really stoke my fire. That said, the following is a bunch of preferences for “ep”…probably or possibly coming out of the studios and amateur workshops these days.
I’ve tried to figure out how best to organize my thoughts, but that’s never been one of my long suits, so please bear with me. I’ve tried to categorize things, present observations about what I’ve mostly seen out there (along with “critical comments”) and made observations about what would appeal to me. My objective is to find sites that I have not found myself that are more likely to have what I’M looking for. Any responses – from guys or especially ladies – are gratefully appreciated!!
Scenario: Almost everything gets right down to business, but quite a few of the productions out the begin with long prologues of undressing, playing around with boobs, shaking asses…all of which is pretty amateurish and doesn’t really add anything…except time! Other than a minute or two of undressing and footage of equipment prep almost everything else (up to the “critical” moment) is simply wasting time.
Two ladies (or a lady and a guy) walk into a room, undress, fondle each other a bit and get to business. Maybe a glass of wine and some casual dialogue. Nuff said!!
Cast: Gal on gal, guy on gal, gal on guy, or guy on guy….Most of the stuff is either f/f or m/m…there is a little bit of f/g and g/f. My preference is for f/f with a secondary preference for f/g (gal giving guy). By far the majority of the cast are, quite simply, stunning. Some of that is great, I’ll admit, but it does get a bit tiring and, besides, personally it’s tough to fantasize or imagine ever hooking up with “one of those”. I’m a fairly “ordinary” guy…I’d very mush like to see some ordinary ladies cast for some of these hummers. Same goes for the guys. (For those of you who remember the Collector’s productions, Tori, Anika, Siobhan and Sydney…and later Kaz…were my favorites…and maybe even a bit too much on the “prettier” side of “ordinary”.)
Costuming: All over the place here, as far as what’s out there; lots of it is just too outrageous. Street clothes are fine for openings, then either NOTHING, or for the ladies, bra (if necessary!) and NOTHING ELSE. I’m a bit old fashioned, too, so I’m getting used to tats, but full body tats really distract me!
Props: Again, there is a fair selection of gear out there, but the more exotic nozzles are more fascinating for me. I do get tired of minute after minute with the giver dragging the nozzle up and down over the receiver’s rosebud for no particular reason. Bulbs are good, bags are better and some of the newer “electric” stuff is completely missing. I’m particularly fond of the clear silicone bags where you can see the water level going down…opaque bags are good when you can see them “deflating”.
Setting/staging: Bedrooms (hotel and otherwise) seem to be the most popular setting and I’m good with that. Bathrooms are good, but when you’re in the tub, it’s often difficult to get a good shooting angle. Examining tables in doc’s office is nice and especially for the medfet folks. I think this is probably the area needing least improvement. Carry on.
Action/misc. observations: Equipment prep is nice “filler” and often arousing. Inserting the nozzle is critical and camera angles and action are very important Need to see a little movement from the receiver now and then…bag emptying, receiver “adjusting” the nozzle, facial expressions, masturbating…all good. For guy receiving…why are all the peckers flaccid. Like to see a good stiff pecker getting a gentle (loving?) blow job or hand job whilst the water flows! Oh, and one more…where is all the REAL amateur stuff?
OK, running out of gas here. Suggestions?
Go hang a bag!!!