I came out and admitted I like enemas.

@TrinaStarr came by this morning to talk to my wife @Dahiana about DD’s Aunt Sally wanting to have lunch with them today. Trina was looking good in what she calls her “business with pleasure” look and I kept looking her over and both Trina and DD saw me checking her out. I was a little embarrassed by being caught but Trina and DD were finished talking about the lunch date and Trina was getting ready to go when I asked her if she had time where I could “borrow” her. Both Trina and DD gave me a very fake shocked look and Trina reached into her pocket of her jacket and pulled out a condom and asked me if I wanted to go to the Mother Ship or downstairs.

I was about to make the choice when Trina interrupted me and asked me if she could choose the Mother Ship because she also wanted an enema. We both started for the door and Trina was telling me how she and DD were going to have lunch with Trina’s Mom, Sally (?), and how her Mom was really missing @Lora_C, DD’s Mom. I was getting the details of Sally’s wanting to have lunch with her and DD and how so much was happening. It was the main subject as we walked to the Mother Ship and I could tell that Trina was worried or wondering about the lunch because it was also the topic and what it was that Trina’s Mom wanted to talk about.

When we got into the backroom Trina stripped down all of the way except for her thigh highs and garter belt and I asked her if she wanted me to give her the enema while she lay down or if she really had the time for a full enema? Trina thought about it for a little and said it would probably be better if we gave her enema to her while she was just leaning over the rail and maybe not a completely full bag or whatever felt right.

She followed me to the sink still talking about lunch and I got her enema bag pretty full and she turned around and leaned on the railing. I put a little KY on the enema nozzle and she folded her hands in front of her as I put it into her and asked her if she wanted it fast or slow? She told me that a quick one would probably be best and that she was very nervous about lunch for some reason. I opened up the clamp all of the way and lifted her enema bag pretty high, almost so the enema tube was straight, to get it started and she did a sigh of relief when the water started into her. She let her breath out a couple of times and relaxed into the enema and I was watching her hands and matching the height of the enema bag with how her hands either clinched or relaxed.

Her enema was probably closer to two full quarts which we ran into her in just a few minutes and she didn’t seem too full or feeling like she had to run off because she was still thinking about lunch with her Mom. I asked her if she had taken an enema this morning before coming over and she said that she didn’t but that @TedStarr had given her one last night and she just wanted to be sure. Trina seems to like having the nozzle in her while she holds her enema and so I held her bag as we walked over to the bathroom for her to release it after I took the nozzle out of her. I was rinsing it off as she got rid of the enema and she was still thinking about the lunch and I definitely had the impression that lunch with her Mom was going to be intense or maybe not.

Trina sounded like she had released almost all of the enema I gave her and she was happy to see that the results were mostly clear. I was going to ask her where she wanted me to take her but she answered that by asking me if I had a couple of lube shooters handy so that was my clue. I am guessing that most of the enema I gave Trina was in the lower part of her colon and she only had to sit back down a couple of times to get rid of the rest of her enema. We walked over towards the bed and she asked me if maybe I could “do her” bent over the bed or wherever I thought it would work best.

I got the impression that there was a time factor as she got a condom from her jacket pocket and told me all I had to do was pull my pants down for this to work. I was hard and getting harder when Trina grabbed my member and rolled the condom onto me. When she looked up at me after she put it on, I could see that maybe lunch wasn’t on her mind. She turned around and bent over and I slipped the lube shooter into her and that is one of the fun parts we both seem to like. I could see that she was now thinking about something other than lunch and now it was time for me to make my entrance.

Trina feels incredible when I slide into her and I was going to reach under and help rub her up but she told me she would take care of that part if I could make her “girls” happy. We were getting into it and Trina’s legs started to quiver and she was having trouble standing up and so we did a sort of duck walk with me deep inside of her and I helped her to get onto the bed in a knees and elbows position. It is something else walking or trying to walk, when you are up inside of a woman’s butt and that is a turn on all by itself. Trina feels fantastic and I lost it pretty soon after we got her onto the bed. I wasn’t counting but I think she had a few orgasms before I got mine and the back of my legs were hurting from me trying not to let my knees buckle themselves. I have to have knee braces and I think that is what saved me from losing it.

Trina’s fantastic and there’s no doubt about that and she is a great person and I’m glad I get to “borrow” her from time to time. Trina took my condom off of me and naturally there was a little bit of my cum on my shaft neat the tip and she was careful not to let it drip all over. Trina had a piece of paper towel and one of my hand wipes to help me get all of the way clean after she got my condom off and she had some on her fingers. Trina surprised me with her touching her fingers to her mouth and slowly lick some of my stuff off of her fingers. That really surprised me, and it was her being curious and like she was trying to make up her mind or something.

Trina saw me looking at her and what she was doing and she said that she was sorry but that she wanted to maybe try to get used to the taste and maybe sometime in the future not have to worry about paper towels or wipes. She seemed apologetic that it was nothing against me and she was even hesitant with Ted and she wasn’t sure what to think or do yet. I told her not to worry because I didn’t expect that from her and even DD isn’t the biggest fan of going down but I understood. Trina and I then had a brief conversation about how she and DD were talking about including oral sex in the future.

That made me ask or say something about her and DD wanting us to use condoms because of body fluids or something but Trina told me it was more about being practical than anything. She said that both me and Ted “pump a lot of juice” and it’s easier for her and DD to move on after they borrow one of us and not having to “embrace the squish” the rest of the day. She said it was bad enough with what they brought to the game let alone what we would “contribute”. She was almost ready to pull her skirt back on when she dabbed herself off before she pulled a pair of panties out of her pocket and a panty liner (?). But before she put those on, she asked me if I still had that other lube shooter and I did, so he also pulled out a small black pouch from her other pocket on her blazer and got a black silicone butt plug, like DD has.

I knew what to do and it was fun and she winked at me when she was all “put together” again and told me that now I knew she had a secret for the rest of the day. How cool is that? I was about to say something when Trina made a remark about having a secret when she and DD went to lunch with her Mom. And when we walked back to the house she was wondering what it was her Mom really wanted at lunch. In the house DD handed me a lube shooter and her matching black silicone butt plug and she was wearing her skirt and jacket with all of those pockets.

Normally DD and I take a little time and do some flirting when I am lubing her up and getting ready to put her butt plug in but she was talking to Trina about Aunt Sally and lunch. I was just the mechanic under the hood making sure the oil cap as on and the dip stick was seated while they talked like I wasn’t even there. I noticed that DD wasn’t wearing any underwear and I mentioned that to her and was told that she wouldn't be borrowing Ted anytime before lunch and she wasn’t sure how lunch was going to go.

Trina picked up on that and DD and she were right back at speculating about how lunch would go. I probably should have asked them if they wanted me to top off the tank and wash the windshield and check the tires while they gathered the rest of their things to go to this “lunch” with Aunt Sally. But they didn’t wait around to see and DD gave me a quick kiss on the lips and Trina gave me a quick kiss on the cheek and thanked me for the enema and everything else. They didn’t even leave a tip and were talking about lunch all of the way out to Trina’s mini van and I could see them talking a mile a minute. Good luck Aunt Sally.

Good luck Aunt Sally.

More like good luck @TrinaStarr and @Dahiana I think they are in for surprises from aunt Sally

I was in my shop, a.k.a. the Mother Ship, when I heard a car drive up and I looked out the window and saw that it was @TrinaStarr who was met by my wife @Dahiana and that could only mean one thing, trouble. But I was working on an engine and covered in grease so I just went on back to work and got on the crawler and went back under the vehicle and got busy. I don't know how long it was but I felt something tapping on the sole of my boot and it startled me, but this time I didn't jump up and hit my head on the undercarriage. I already have a scar on my forehead from when my wife went for my zipper while I was under a vehicle from a couple of years ago.

I see a nice pair of legs and I start to get out from under the vehicle and as I look up, I can get a nice view Trina wearing no underwear underneath her skirt with the possible glint of a butt plug. She didn't make any effort to conceal it and she has a pretty smile and said “good morning” to me. She was going to help me up but my hands were greasy and she had her “business with pleasure” clothes on so I managed to stand up. She reached into her pocket and got a condom and showed it to me and asked if there was any chance we could use it and then talk about some things.

I'm really covered in dust and grease and even though I wear coveralls, my hands and face get pretty caked with oil and dirt and even if I take my coveralls off, I still have that shop smell. I told her that I really wanted but even if I washed up there was a chance I would get oil or dirt on her clothes. I asked her what she wanted to talk about as we walked towards the back and she wanted to know if I had been following on zity.biz. I told her I hadn't been on for a couple of days but that DD had mentioned that her Aunt Sally was going to be reading some of @Lora_C's posts. She said that she really wanted to talk to me about that and held the condom up for me to take while she took off all of her clothes. I handed the condom back to her when she was all the way undressed and I took off my stuff and got my hands clean as I could with my Fast Orange hand cleaner. I like the smell but even with that you can still smell the shop and I warned her about that.

Trina told me she kind of liked the smell and took my member in her hand and started to roll the condom onto me, which feels really good and she is a lot less shy about handling me. But there I was and there she was and I wanted her but she smelled so nice and clean and I was still smelling a little like the shop but with a natural orange scent. She said that if I was worried about getting any residual grease on her that we could do it doggy style or her just bent over the bed. By now I really wanted to have sex with her and she was very close and the tip of my member was touching her bush and her nipples were on my chest. I don't know where I've read this about a woman's eyes, but her pupils were dilated just like DD's gets when we are about to have sex or when DD is into the moment.

Trina turned around and bent over the bed and we went vaginal in her because I was still had that shop smell and I wanted her to get hers. She did have a butt plug inside of her and I could feel it on the top side of my shaft as I got inside of her. I didn't touch her breasts as much as I wanted when we were doing it. She is fantastic and it felt good and a hundred times better than working under some vehicle busting my knuckles. It is a way different sensation when she has a butt plug in her and I am behind her because I can feel the plug with every stroke and she contracts her muscles and it is fantastic! We even slow down when I get close so we can make it last a little longer and Trina feels like she is having a few orgasms but still has her awareness to help me slow down and extend this feeling. But there was the time when we just both let it go and I lost it in her and we let it happen.

I was going to pull out but she pushed back on me and asked me to stay and I felt her cum a few more times. Even when I had “got mine” I was still inside of her and when she would cum again I could feel her contractions and also the anal plug while she was “hugging” me with her vagina. Then it was time for me to withdraw and Trina turned around to face me because she usually takes the condom off and I clean up. But this time Trina asked me if she could try something and so she got down and took me in her mouth and started licking or sucking my stuff off of me. I could tell that she wasn't used to doing that and that and that I didn't taste like vanilla. I told her she didn't have to do that at all but she said she wanted to learn more about it because @TedStarr likes it when DD goes down on him and she wanted to be fair. I was going to say that she didn't have to but she sucked the head of my member like she was doing I just forgot about my being a nice guy and to let her learn.

So later we were laying back on the bed and she told me what she wanted to talk to me about and that her Mom wanted to read some of the things that @Lora_C had written and that I would be mentioned. Then she said that there was one post she would really like to show her Mom and it was when DD wrote about when I was wounded and everything. She was telling me how DD and she were very close and I just said that it would be ok, but that I wasn't wild about the idea of her Mom coming to zity.biz. She didn't think she would ask about that but that she was copying and pasting posts for her to read.

So now I have to go chase down a part that I've been told came in and I will go do that.

I was going to say that she didn't have to but she sucked the head of my member like she was doing I just forgot about my being a nice guy and to let her learn.

Being a gentleman doesn't always pay off … 😉 … at least you caught yourself before you became one and maybe you won't miss out on some nice times in the future with @TrinaStarr. Also … it is good that you don't need any stitches from bumping your head while under the truck from being startled. 😁 😁 😁

Being a gentleman doesn't always pay off … 😉 … at least you caught yourself before you became one and maybe you won't miss out on some nice times in the future with @TrinaStarr. Also … it is good that you don't need any stitches from bumping your head while under the truck from being startled. 😁 😁 😁

Yes @TrinaStarr has manners and didn't scare @Meat_Monster to the point that he needed stitches. 😁

I could tell that she wasn't used to doing that and that and that I didn't taste like vanilla.

It is an acquired taste but I like it although it did take some getting used to. However it goes very well with coffee. 😉

But this time Trina asked me if she could try something and so she got down and took me in her mouth and started licking or sucking my stuff off of me. I could tell that she wasn't used to doing that and that and that I didn't taste like vanilla.

@Meat_Monster I don't want to give you the wrong impression but I'm not all that skilled in fellatio but I do want to do this with you and also @TedStarr. No you don't taste like vanilla but it isn't a bad taste at all and I want to, for lack of a better word, get used to the taste and the texture and I'm sure the condom added to the taste of you. I could detect the slight scent of the condom on you penis as I took it off of you and as I began licking and sucking you. BUT to be very serious I did love the texture of your glans 😃 in my mouth and tracing your frenulum and your reactions. 😉

It was far from a “chore” to lick and suck your ejaculate off of your penis 🌹 and it definitely is something I want to do more of in the future. It is a very different perspective and I'm not just talking about being on my knees looking up. 😉 Aside from not being used to the taste of ejaculate, I enjoyed this morning and it is not as if I am going to be performing a lot of fellatio except for you and Ted.

Just as an aside, I did like the scent of that hand cleaner and it made me hungry for ice cream. It was a great morning and if Mom wants to read that touching post of you by @Dahiana then I will let you know if she reads it. 🌹

Please forgive my sports pun but today marks my first double header less than an hour apart with one home game and one away game at the Mother Ship. It is so important to angle the tip of the man's penis to one side of your mouth or the other just a little prior to his ejaculation. 😵 Luckily it was my time with @TedStarr that brought this little technique to light for me and I suppose it was funny at the time. 😒 But the second time this morning saw me fare better with @Meat_Monster when I “pointed” him to the side of my mouth on the inside of my cheek. I was stellar in that moment. 😎

It's surprising how strongly a man ejaculates especially if you are performing fellatio on them and how much. I now have two cups of coffee with cream inside of me this morning. This is the first time I've really done this with two men on the same day and I will see if my hair suddenly becomes shiny and my skin complexion glows. 🙄

I'm surprised at myself. 🤩 🥳

@TrinaStarr , I give you my nod of total approval. Well done.

Please forgive my sports pun but today marks my first double header less than an hour apart with one home game and one away game at the Mother Ship. It is so important to angle the tip of the man's penis to one side of your mouth or the other just a little prior to his ejaculation. 😵

So the guys are hitting home runs to the right and left field bleachers versus center field! I assume they aren't “switch hitters” - so is there a preference for @Meat_Monster to hit to one side and @TedStarr to hit to the other?

PS - your complexion is glowing today!!!

We're having lunch with Aunt Sally today, so don't burp, slut. 😂🤣😁

It's surprising how strongly a man ejaculates especially if you are performing fellatio on them and how much. I now have two cups of coffee with cream inside of me this morning. This is the first time I've really done this with two men on the same day and I will see if my hair suddenly becomes shiny and my skin complexion glows. 🙄

You'll learn to read their body language and anticipate their ejaculation if that is what you wish to do @TrinaStarr. 😉 I also had some coffee and cream this morning and my hair and skin and nails seem to benefit, or so I think. 😁

We're having lunch with Aunt Sally today, so don't burp, slut. 😂🤣😁

@Dahiana 🙄

@TrinaStarr … 🥳 … that was an interesting choice for an emoji. 😉

I'm surprised at myself. 🤩 🥳

@TrinaStarr you are one fantastic woman. ❤️

@TrinaStarr the last couple of days have been over the top awesome and right now I don't have the words to describe you and what you've done.

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=1337179

Non combat vet here. We've got his back!!!

@H2efun maybe I should reply in a private message, but I really don't think having to add "non combat" to vet is necessary. You're a Vet. You signed a blank check for your life and committed to it.

You're a vet combat or non combat.

@Cedar you've got that right and @H2efun I appreciate your thoughts. I will add to this later but I don't know when because the school yard drama isn't over yet. My son Pay Back got into a fight with the two boys that my daughter Karma jumped out about calling me names. @Dahiana and I have a meeting with the school tomorrow and the parents of the two boys with all of the kids present. I don't want to disrupt this place with family drama here but there is a connection between here and where I am in my life right now.

I will try to make the connection when I can but this writing is a little more than I can swing on a regular basis. But life for me is good with DD, Pay Back, Karma, @TrinaStarr and @TedStarr and @Asteria. Just don't expect me and Ted to pull a threesome MFM(?) with either one of our wives because that is a little too close for either one of us. There is something called a spit roast that might be doable but I will have to think on that.

Just don't expect me and Ted to pull a threesome MFM(?) with either one of our wives because that is a little too close for either one of us. There is something called a spit roast that might be doable but I will have to think on that.

Try it 😘 you'll love it. 😁🌹

I and @Dahiana and Pay Back and Karma met with the two boys and their parents at the school today to talk things through. The principal put it out there what had happened and how it all started with the two boys telling Karma that I did not need a mask for Halloween and that my face and head looked like a potato with a chunk missing. They boys both 15, got some pretty nasty looks from their parents and one of the boys was going to deny ever having said it but his Dad cut him off with just a look that would have frozen ice. I could tell that they were not happy or proud about their sons picking on a 10 year old girl and completely understood why her 13 year old brother took them on the next day. The mother of the other boy was either in DD's and my class or after us and I think that was the first time we had all been in the same room together. I'm not sure about that and it really doesn't matter.

The details were laid out about what had happened and the truth finally came out and the boys quit trying to make excuses. The first one probably because his Dad was drilling him with looks that meant business. The bottom line is that all of our kids were suspended from school for the rest of the week because the boys were in the wrong for saying what they did and my girl for taking them on and then my son following up the next day when the boys smirked at Karma and contorted their faces. They didn't count on my boy walking around the corner when he did and he is big for his age.

The whole thing was pretty much resolved and at least the boys' parents didn't make excuses and I think they were ashamed of what they did. I got it through to the hellions that what they did wasn't the way to go about it and that it didn't matter to me what they said. But Karma said - out loud - in front of every one that what I said was 'Bull shit' and she saw that my feelings were hurt and that I was wrong for lying. That was PURE DD coming out of her mouth but she called me on it. I love that kid mouth and all. Everyone in that room took her side and didn't seem to care that a 10 year old said "Bull shit" in front of everyone.

Veterans Day is coming up next month and the principal said that the school observes it and asked me if I would care to address the school and tell them my story along with several other veterans. I was volun-TOLD by DD and Karma that I would tell my story and no one waited to hear my answer because I did not have a say in the matter.

It won't be much of a story because I was on the 50 in a Humvee in the middle of Hadji-land about to enter a town and then there was a bunch of dirt and a flash and smoke and four months later I woke up in a military hospital in Germany. I remember little of the whole time I had been over there and my only real memory was that morning, I think, when we were collecting our shit to mount up and trek down to I don't know where. I am not even sure what I remembered was even that morning.

Germany at first was just jagged bits and pieces and a couple of familiar female voices and they were hard to hear and nothing was making sense to me. I don't know how long it was when the jagged shards with the voices began to string together. I am told it was a year after I was flown back to the US from Germany that I started getting my head and ass wired back together. Almost literally wired back together and screwed and plates and grafts and I started to recognize those two female voices, one was Mom and the other was DD. DD? Why was she there? But I didn't mind too much.

I am going to call it a night and get some sleep. I did have a great morning with DD before getting out of bed and a couple three hours later with @TrinaStarr.

I won't have a lot to tell about my actual time in country when I go to the school to talk, and I don't think I can contribute much here about that time. Really my time on the way back to life has a lot to do with the countless surgeries and examinations and physical therapy is what I can remember the best. A major part of that is about DD and that fact there wasn't anything I could do to chase her away and she would "Call Bullshit" and not let me go dark. That "Call Bullshit" seems to be the main saying in that family and also "no shit no sugar" is up there too. This computer screen is starting to trigger a headache so I am done and I don't know when I will be back except to read some posts and look at a few pictures in the blogs that are cropping up around here.

Good night.

It won't be much of a story because I was on the 50 in a Humvee in the middle of Hadji-land about to enter a town and then there was a bunch of dirt and a flash and smoke and four months later I woke up in a military hospital in Germany.

@Meat_Monster So glad you made it - please record and post your Veteran's day story and the kid's (and parents) reactions! Thank you again for your service and sacrifice! You are a HERO!

There’s a old saying that The Hardest Job in the Navy is being a Navy Wife. That applies to all services. You are lucky to have the support and love from @Dahiana - she’s a hero as well!

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You are truly a man amongst men @Meat_Monster . No matter what, your family will always see you as beautiful and I am sure you are proud of them all, as you should be.

Hopefully smart mouths at school have done some soul searching after that incident and will grow up to be good people.

From one vet to another, you have my greatest admiration.

@Meat_Monster Wow! I realize I had skipped this message of yours from 4 years ago.

I think that indeed many people here realized, as kids, that they liked having something pushed up their bottom (be it a thermometer, an enema nozzle, a suppository, or a finger), even if that action was embarrassing, or led to unpleasant consequences (one may like the feeling of the nozzle and the beginning of the enema, but not the fullness, cramps and watery defecation that follow). In addition, we learned that we were supposed not to like it (it was supposed to be unpleasant, otherwise we would be considered weirdos), but at the same time we were supposed not to fuss too much about it…

From one vet to another, you have my greatest admiration.

@Meat_Monster, as an Army Vietnam vet physician, you also have my admiration.

Meat Monster, I just tried to send you a photo of me chilling out on the South China Sea in 1963, but since we aren't "friends", I was stopped

@Meat_Monster Thank you for your service!!! 👍

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Welcome back @Meat_Monster. 🌹

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@Meat_Monster, DUDE!!! 😡 It's been 2 months since I posted this! Do I have to drag you by the short and curlies on your balls so you can post something again? I know your hand isn't broken because you are constantly grabbing my tits and putting your hands down my pants, soooo???? 🙄😡

@Meat_Monster, DUDE!!! 😡 It's been 2 months since I posted this! Do I have to drag you by the short and curlies on your balls so you can post something again? I know your hand isn't broken because you are constantly grabbing my tits and putting your hands down my pants, soooo???? 🙄😡

It's only been a year @Dahiana and I wonder how long it will take you to see my reply to you.

I don't get here very often because I have a lot of honey do's that keep me busy and that's just fine by me but I may stop in more often and try out the chat like I did a couple of days ago. I got some interesting questions and since the chat area is fairly new to me I wasn't being able to make a lot of sense of some of the comments or conversations going on in there. I think it was called the Kinky Lounge where the chat was.

You are truly a man amongst men @Meat_Monster . No matter what, your family will always see you as beautiful and I am sure you are proud of them all, as you should be.

Hopefully smart mouths at school have done some soul searching after that incident and will grow up to be good people.

From one vet to another, you have my greatest admiration.

@LordJim2 when I was in that chat room I was asked a few questions about myself and since I don't type very fast and other people were talking I fell behind a few lines and probably didn't make a lot of sense. But I am used to being behind a few lines especially if I am texting my wife DD or our kids who have some of the fastest thumbs in the world. I'm lucky if I'm only behind 3 or 4 text bubbles and I can't read them as fast as they come in because I have to look where I am typing just like now.

I was asked about my wife and her aunt and someone brought up something about my mother in law who was a member here and passed away. There were several lines of type between me being able to type my reply but I picked up some interesting words like soap opera and other things that because of the volume of texts or lines in the chat, didn't always make sense to me. There were a couple of female members there who asked me about the origin of my name Meat Monster and I told them that my wife had given it to me to replace the one I started out here with Silent Shadow. I liked that name but my wife has always complimented me on my size and I assume she is talking about my height. She says that I am built like a carrot because of my shoulders and being narrow at my hips which she says she has always liked.

She suggested that maybe I could better describe who I am here with a different name because Silent Shadow sounded like a ninja. I liked the name I chose of Silent Shadow but any guy who has ever been married knows that there is only so long you can hold out against logic. DD my wife, referred to me as her Man Meat and whenever she would say Man Meat she would lean over and bite me on my shoulder not hard, but it felt kind of good and it was playful and I love her. She saved me and believed in me when I needed it. But I suggested way back then that maybe I should change my name to Meat Monster and she surprised me by liking it.

Then when I had last wrote in this place there had been an incident where some kids at the school where our Hellions go to told our daughter Karma that I looked like a monster. I won't go over the story again since it's been a couple of years that this happened. I'm writing this partly because of a post that a real ninja @gibby wrote and it put me in a mood to think back on things and that in spite of everything I'm very lucky.

So to answer that lady or ladies, in the chat the other night, I changed my name to Meat Monster to own who I am and be glad that I have a family and friends who like me for what or who I am. I have one good eye left and more scars on all of my body that I look like a road map with all roads leading home. Home to a woman who should probably change her name here from @Dahiana to Meat Axe because I've heard that she's as tactful as one and I say that will all the love there is because she knows where I sleep and where to grab and doesn't back down.

I am Meat Monster not because I have a part of an anatomy that is 27 inches long and that I sling it over my shoulder or smash rocks with it. I still like my old name Silent Shadow but as I said in the chat room Happy Wife Happy Life and my wife is happy that I change that name. Why she didn't like Silent Shadow I don't know but it's enough that she likes the new one. I pretty much rely on her as to what and who I need to be around and her friends are my friends and her enemies are my enemies.

I don't expect that the lady who was so curious about my name to even come by here to read this because this is out of the way and they probably won't see my explanation because I haven't used their name here. I also won't get to ask them what they meant by soap opera and it probably wasn't about anything that would be my business anyway.

So @LordJim2 and @Wolf2007 and @Rigel and @mike45 and @TrinaStarr and @Asteria and @H2efun who took the time to read some of what I wrote a long time ago I just wanted to say thank you for your commenting here. I'm not going to guarantee I will see any reply here anytime soon and my not seeing what you wrote for a year or two and I'll try to be better in the future and maybe make it a New Year's resolution.

@Meat_Monster Enjoyed meeting you in chat the other night, don't be shy and stop in again sometime.