Wine in the penis

My wife were joking with each other and that brought up an odd question. I asked her if she wanted a glass of wine. No. Asked if she wanted a glass of penis. Got a weird look and was asked 'what is that, weiner in a cup?' Rofl. I said she could use my penis as a dipstick and lick the wine off of it. She said that would burn and I said only if you got it down the hole. Just an odd couple's question. That got us wondering though (not for actual practice just theoretical). Since we all know that wine up the butt will work would wine in the shaft do the same? I know, completely off the wall and what not but still curious. And no, even if it would, if much rather drink it than try either just for the reference.

I would think you'd never get enough wine in that hole to make you drunk but I think that you would absorb whatever alcohol you could get into your bladder. I'm sure someone from the medical intelligentsia can probably get you a better answer but my guess is not enough to matter.

Wine won't irritate the outside of the penis at all. The alcohol in the wine would be irritating to the urethra and bladder.

It is easy to get wine into the bladder. All you need is a catheter or a syringe (without the needle).

The urinary system is lined with transitional epithelium which does not allow for re-absorption of water and its solutes and probably not alcohol either.

I'll pass on this experiment. You can do it and give us a report. The bladder is too sensitive to make this something I want to try.

My wife has enjoyed whipping cream from my dipstick.....more than once.

It didn't burn.

Sounds like trouble to me?

As i told you last night when you brought this up... No thanks. I prefer a different type of bag ?

Immediate thought when I read this topic was as one might think . . Dipstick

Upon re-reading the subject it does have possibilities for some kind of kink play if that's ones thang

You could even turn it into a game like spin the bottle or even . . .Who's Dipstick Is This

Rather a novel idea for a wine tasting evening . . 😁

Haven't done it, don't know anyone who has done it, wouldn't suggest it. 'Nuff said.

Like some of the others here, I’m very wary of potent substances including alcohol touching my urethra. If you ever have any plan to get ethanol, even just wine or beer, near your penis, I’d either put on a condom to keep it out of the meatus and urethra, or do a test with a drop or two on a cotton swab or better yet sterile rod touched to your meats/urethra to find out whether it’s going to burn or sting like crazy.

Eric