My wife were joking with each other and that brought up an odd question. I asked her if she wanted a glass of wine. No. Asked if she wanted a glass of penis. Got a weird look and was asked 'what is that, weiner in a cup?' Rofl. I said she could use my penis as a dipstick and lick the wine off of it. She said that would burn and I said only if you got it down the hole. Just an odd couple's question. That got us wondering though (not for actual practice just theoretical). Since we all know that wine up the butt will work would wine in the shaft do the same? I know, completely off the wall and what not but still curious. And no, even if it would, if much rather drink it than try either just for the reference.