What does a rectal temp feel like?

Ok so here it goes…..

My panties are already off; I’m wearing a little night gown…..

ok so I don’t usually use any lube so here it goes…..

It’s going in….slow and steady…..I’m laying on my left side…..it feels good; kind of tingly…ok it’s in and I like it……a lot!

I’ve been doing this off and on all day because I’m kind of constipated but I don’t like enemas or suppositories….so I’m doing the thermometer “baby trick” hoping that it will help! I’ve set my timer for 5 mins….that’s usually how long I leave it in when I take my temperature! So I’ll just let it rest in there! It feels good but doesn’t hurt! I’m twisting it a little just for sensation but to help stimulate my bowls to poop…..like I said, I really don’t like enemas and suppositories so if I can avoid using them I will…..besides the thermometer feels good and relaxing!! Awwww…..this feels AMAZING!! 😌🥰

The 5 mins is up but I’m keeping it in and twisting and pushing in and out….like I said….I’m constipated so I’m hoping this works other wise I will have to use the dreaded suppository or worse an enema 😫😖😭!

Has any other adult tried the “thermometer baby trick” to help you poop?!!

I have also taken one of the children’s glycerin suppositories (they are longer) and just teased it in and out of my bottom then when it’s almost melted and gone I take it out completely and start inserting the thermometer 🌡️ pushing it in and out while slightly twisting until I have the urge to poop!

The thermometer 🌡️ is used as an extra help!

But also I can get a temperature read as well!

I'm going to date myself and answer this from the perspective of the old school glass thermometer I and many of you had growing up. Glass, submerged in alcohol is naturally going to be cool towards cold. The rectum on the other hand is always warm. So the initial feeling of a cold insertion quickly goes away. I grew up getting my temperature taken rectally. I accepted it as a kid and reluctantly accepted it as a pre-teen. I was allowed to take an oral thermometer just in time for puberty which was a relief though later in life, I confess to having nostalgia for the submission of receiving a rectal thermometer.

I hated it as a child as it was juts humiliating and part of being ill which was not nice.

Now you can lie there and rub the bulb around your anus enjoying the sensation until you push it all the way in. Normally be then I am very aroused....

Unfortunately, I never had this chance. It was usually measured under the armpit in the doctor's office, so I didn't have to lie on the examination table, open my butt and be embarrassed. I always wondered what it felt like.

How a rectal temperature feels depends on several variables…..age….type of thermometer used….type of lubrication…insertion depth and angle….positioning.

I always reminisce back to my early childhood years when rectal temperature taking was routine practice for pediatric patients , or for adults patients that had contraindications for oral temperatures. Nurses always pulled my underwear all the way down and lifted my legs up with my ankles crossed (diaper position) She used a glass rectal thermometer with a stubby tip, lubed up with a big dollop of Vaseline, and stuck it up your butt over half way. It felt cold and uncomfortable but not exactly painful. There was always a tingling sensation the whole time she kept it inserted, about 4 minutes. I also remember how my butthole still felt sore going home from the children’s clinic.

A few years ago a nurse took my rectal temperature because I developed an abscess from tonsil surgery. She used a digital probe. I barely felt her slip it into me, kind of tickled really. My wife watched her do it and she said the girl slid the probe almost all the way up my rectum. It certainly didn’t feel like it. I’ve got a fairly big butt, and she probably had to get past more cheek to reach my butthole 🤣

I remember feeling embarrassed for being so exposed, especially when they opened their butt to insert the thermometer, the petroleum jelly also left a slippery sensation, the thermometer didn't hurt, it just bothered me to feel it in the anus, I wanted to push and many times when I finished I thought I needed to poop.

Anne20,

Was what you described a recent experience or something you were put through when younger for illnesses??

There is a physical realm to the procedure ranging from someone’s hand (s) on your underwear ( briefs/ panties) lowering them, the feeling of your cheeks being parted. There might even be a feeling of coolness when that is done.

Mostly , the actual insertion is felt. But that also depends on how the person taking the temperature is actually inserting the thermometer and how they do it.

( I’ve experienced a time or two where the thermometer went in too quickly and at a not so good angle. )

It is going to be a thermometer of some kind. Might be glass mercury, GERATHERM , Digital or probe style ( electronic). I think each one has a different feel while being inserted and while left for the required time.

I think as an adult for those not averse to the procedure, there are memories and psychological responses associated with it from our childhood and perhaps preteen and teen years that are a part of a rectal temperature taking.

It feels wonderful. And most times In get a big erection. It is tough to describe. The rectum has many nerve endings and they are all stimulted, at least mone were- when I had/have a rectal temp taken.

To be honest, a thermometer is such a small and thin object that it doesn't feel like much at all.

I suspect that what arouses people is the memory of having it done when young and when older between consenting partners the ritualistic playing-out of procedure is the true and ultimate source of sexual pleasure. Not that teeny-tiny little rod.

To be honest, a thermometer is such a small and thin object that it doesn't feel like much at all.

I suspect that what arouses people is the memory of having it done when young and when older between consenting partners the ritualistic playing-out of procedure is the true and ultimate source of sexual pleasure. Not that teeny-tiny little rod.

Agree, I think it’s more the idea of being intimately exposed and invaded.

When the thermometer goes in the sensation is cold until it warms up. Then depending on depth depends on if my prostate has pressure on it which intensifies the feeling

Thermometer I use is digital one, end is not very wide, so doesn't feel much, but every time I take temperature I am getting erection and feel very excited, it's more psychological feeling rather than physical. Most of time I am on my side on bed in my bedroom. Use it for fun and when I have fever.

It feels amazing when the thermometer slides in, very cold and depending on the lube the sensation can change

For me, it was the amount of vaseline my nurse would use. I swear she must have used the entire jar. For me it was always how I felt it squish when the thermometer went into my rectum. And then I would have the feeling of that squish for the rest of the day, no matter how much I wiped later. Every now & then I can get that same feeling when my friend takes mine. She must have went to the same school my nurse went too.

This is a fun question. From a visceral standpoint, I think it depends on who’s taking it. Butterflies in my stomach and tremendous anticipation as she prepares the rectal thermometer for insertion. It’s all incredibly arousing. The physical feeling is consistent even when I take my own temp. I love shaking down the thermometer and dipping it into a Vaseline tub. The cold sensation of the thermometer going in is blissful, and it still feels great — stimulating — after it’s been in there long enough to warm up. Twisting, twirling and teasing it in and out only enhance the arousal. I love the initial insertion so much that I usually take the thermometer out and reinsert it multiple times. I’ve got three classic glass mercury thermometers, and I like to use them all just so I can experience the cold feeling again each time. The male g-spot is in the prostate, so rectal thermometers are a great way to find that out.

I greatly enjoy the sensation of the thermometer going in and then remaining in my rectum. Just a gentle pressure.

At !5 in the emergency room I felt extremely embarrassed at the time .. the nurse asked my mom if I had been running a temperature she replied not sure because he has been so nauseous I didn’t take it .. we were in the intake room she said she needed to get my temperature she said she would check see if a cubicle was available . Mom said I don’t know but I think they are going to put a thermometer in your butt .. I thought she was just being funny .. No that’s exactly what happened 2 nurses and mom as I got this done in a cubicle divided by curtains

We moved to the available cubicle. Then two nurse nurses entered the young one was holding a glass thermometer with a globe of Vaseline on the tip. The older nurse asked me to rollover on to my stomach. The younger nurse used her left hand index finger and thumb to separate my buttocks then inserted the thermometer into my rectum. I was so embarrassed get my taken the baby way.