What does a rectal temp feel like?

What I remember most vividly about my rectal temps as a little girl is a sensation of discomfort up my bum. Not actually pain: it was more like feeling unconfortable sometimes I felt like...pooping! If I insert a glass thermometer now (which was what both my mom and my pediatrician used on me), I can barely feel it ? I know, a kid's anus is much smaller and even something thin like a thermometer could cause discomfort (or..pleasure, but it wasn't my case!). Now, my question is what to use to feel the same sensation as a kid? I tried dildos and vibrators (different sizes and materials), I like them but they don't make me think about a rectal temperature taking, which is my target ?

@Nadia try getting a glass veterinarian thermometer. They are thicker and longer than people ones. Some people even use candy thermometers, but be very careful as I have heard they can break easy (although they feel nice). Honestly, I really like the vet thermometer the best. They’re on eBay.

Glass mercury thermometers are no longer sold but you can buy them on eBay. I use them with Vaseline or Vicks vap o rub, which burns at first turn gives you a cooling sensation in my rectum. I also order rolls of crinkly exam table paper to hump while taking my rectal temp or giving myself an enema or suppositories laying face down on my bed. This recreates what my pediatrician did to me when younger and playing Dr experiences with other gay boys. Anyone ever used these things? You can clean yourself out as a thermometer, enema, and suppository all stimulate bowel movements and then have anal sex on the paper. The feel and sounds of all this are so erotic. Try it!

I've only had the special sensation when it was taken by a former girlfriend. I've tried to use different anal toys, and thermometers, but I still haven't been able to achieve that "WOW" factor. Still hoping.

If someone had never had their rectal temperature taken before, and wanted to know how it feels, how would you describe it, without using just a limited description, i.e., "awesome," or " incredible." ? Many younger people today, will probably never experience it in their lifetime. Some may be curious enough to try it.

I think for me they feel mostly invasive and humiliating. There's this exciting giving-over-of-control that washes over me during.

Sometimes you have to bring yourself mentally back to when your mom or the doctor was taking your rectal temperature. Once you do that you will get the feeling back that you had back then, The irritation, the feeling of wanting to poop. All of those feelings will come back to you. I know it works because it's what I do when I take mine. I can hear my mothers voice, "Take your pants and undies down young man and come over my lap so I can take your temperature in your naughty bare bottom."

I think it has more to do with how we remember these things. Sometimes these memories are a tricky thing and we can never quite get close to what we think we remember. Try getting a thermometer as close to one you remember (usually it's nothing special) and then try to think back, take your time, don't rush it, and get into the position you remember most. It takes some time to get used to it (at least that was the case when I tried it after I came across our old thermometer by accident) ... hope that helps ...

Love the feeling of the cold glass thermometer being slid in. Lubed with vaseline and the pea sized bulb on the business end... Laying there with pants and underwear either down or off. Sad that they no longer make the glass thermometers. Those new plastic ones that register very fast and just don't feel the same. Laying there with the thermometer deep into rectum and knowing it is going to stay there for 5 minutes... I find this to be somewhat erotic. IN short.. it feels GREAT!

It would not give an accurate body temperature reading but a candy thermometer may produce an interesting feeling. They are glass, probably pyrex, have a bulb on the end , thicker than a finger and 8 inches long. Most cost $5.00 or less and are available in the kitchen utensil department of most stores. May be worth a try . It may be difficult to explain why you are making candy in the bathroom. LOL.

I think as a child it always felt like the thermometer was much larger than it really was.. It only can be described as an awkward, uncomfortable feeling that is oddly pleasurable.

The glass RT is a classic, I have 3 of them.

When I was a kid, having my rectal temperature taken really wasn't a big thing to me. I was usually sick or part of a medical procedure. Up until I was about 10 or 11, I didn't protest the temperature itself but I was scared that I was going to have something painful or uncomfortable done to my rear end when I was told to roll over onto my belly.

I was probably more relieved than anything when I saw the vaseline covered thermometer as it was about to be inserted in my rear end after my undies or pjs were pulled down. At that time I felt the cool sensation as the thermometer and vaseline was adjusting to my body temperature and really didn't think much of it. The sensation of the thermometer itself as it was left in my rear end while it was registering still feels the same when I take it these days as it did then.

While I usually had butterflies because of the fear of turning control of my body to someone else, a rectal temperature never gave me the sensation of pooping or stimulated me to poop. As in an earlier post, I started to notice the slick feeling from the vaseline left by the thermometer when it was removed and that may have been the only thing that I found mildly uncomfortable.

As I got older and I developed the fetish, all of these sensations began to be big turn-ons and it now makes me look forward to taking/getting my rectal temperature taken for sick or play. Also, I now leave the thermometer in place for 5 minutes while I take my temperature because 2-3 minutes felt longer to me as a kid than than it does now.

Sometimes I cool the thermometer and vaseline to intensify the cool sensation. I still use a glass and mercury thermometer.

I take my own here and there just for curiosity and when I am not feeling that well. I like the way it feels.

Maybe a bigger glass dildo, stored in the fridge for some time?

On those occasions when my husband has taken my rectal temperature, I remember feeling physical and emotional pleasure, despite being in the throes of a headache, flu bug, cough, or other maladies that come with running a fever. It's nice to have a feeling of intimacy, even if I'm sick. We've had memorable moments of closeness during those times.

I think this one experience that I remember vividly was the beginning of my realizing that anal stimulation could be enjoyable. A middle aged nurse had me laying on an examination table and inserted a thermometer into my rectum. I must have been crying so she started moving it around and around in a circular motion. It was soothing and arousing to me. I became quiet and focused on the feeling of that... she did it for what seemed like an eternity.

Had a lot of them as a kid. Still feels the same now. It's so small and thin I really just barely feel it going in or out, usually pretty cool as it goes in. But mostly it just feels like an extremely small wannabe enema nozzle or butt plug or dildo. I don't remotely mind them at all, but often get reminded of how I'd like to be enjoying a more substantial plug, nozzle or inflatable catheter instead of the tiny thermometer.

Eric

Agree with @SuzyAtHome

Being facedown, totally trusting of the other person, naked, utterly exposed, feeling her fingers pulling my cheeks wide open, knowing that she is looking at my most private place, then lubricating it, and slowly pushing a cool thermometer in.

No feeling compares to it. Hot, intimate, humiliating, breath taking, joyful, shameful, secret, wrong, erotic, perfect. Even words don’t do it justice.

What does it feel like? This is all my opinion on it. To me, it all depends on the thermometer that's being used, along with the lube, or lack there of that's being used. As a child, I distinctly remember my mom taking my rectal temp with a standard, non pear shaped glass thermometer. I remember her putting it in, the feeling of it in there, almost moving in and out slowly as she held it in place, and then the removal. It was always almost a ticklish type feeling with any of the movement that may have been happening "back there". Today, I have a multitude of thermometers that I like to use when taking my rectal temperature. I will always be a fan of the traditional glass thermometer, but as an adult, there is almost no feeling to me what so ever when I have one inserted. I have an older B-D non flexible digital that's got the red cover on it, that one i'm not a big fan of, it's very rigid feeling and not while it doesn't hurt, it's not comfortable. I've got a red model Geratherm thermometer, that one used rectally is pretty comfortable, you can definitely feel it when it's inserted past the shoulder. I will have to say my current favorite, as far as feeling goes, is my Filac Fastemp thermometer. The probe, when inserted is just the right size to me, and it's got almost a heavy feeling to it, likely due to the cord, when it's inserted. As I said, the traditional glass will always have it's place, especially for the visual aspect, but for me, right now, the digital probe feels the best.

Feels like you just have something in your bum hole

Feels like you just have something in your bum hole

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Very, very tiny feeling cool then warmer glass tube in your rear. Pleasant, but I barely feel it after years of enemas and large plugs.

~ Eric

I remember getting my temperature taken when I was a kid feeling the thermometer go from cold to warm, and I could really feel this when the thermometer would be taken out, checked, and then put back in. I really like to feel it warm up now and sometimes I will chill it in water first. Getting my temperature taken never hurt or was uncomfortable, it was just embarrassing.

I like taking my temperature like that now and have no problem feeling it. Sometimes I think that it’s funny that such a small thing can feel so good and be so arousing.

I have thought about getting a candy thermometer from antique store before, like I carried it around and was planning on buying it. I had a horrifying thought of going into the emergency room and how embarrassing it would be to tell the er people that I had a broken candy thermometer in my ass, so I put it back. I have also used some thick glass swizzle sticks as thermometers before, but now I just use a glass thermometer.

I guess I'm weird! I never made a big deal out of it although my Mom or Nanny always seemed to make a huge prequel production. I think that's what led to more of the feelings of embarrassment than anything else, because I myself didn't really mind it so much. As I grew into my teens and it was still done, I started to recognize the physical and emotional/mental "sensations" of it more and also that my Nanny was one helluva hot Latina! Not that I didn't know that before, it just took on a different perspective! Errrr ya know what I mean. I think! Whether it was she or Mom who did it,I always felt a certain "closeness" that now as an adult I can say was really "intimacy" in a weird sort of way. Ayda, my Nanny was a "holder" so the feeling of her hand on my bottom was always fantastic and she also rubbed/massaged my back. I'm probably the only kid/teen who wanted it in longer than 4 minutes! LOL!

Besides feeling my anus clenching the momentarily cold foreign object, I can feel it in my flushed red face. I can feel it in my pounding heart, and in the tightening of my throat. Other than taking someone’s RT, nothing will make me harder than having my own temperature taken. It’s a complete intense endorphin rush. There’s no faster way to reload my rocket.

Snap that wrist, shake it down and push it in!

Similar to allot of posters once inserted and left to settle for a few ticks I feel close to nothing. I know there's something in my bum but unless I clinch or move I can't really feel it.

The most prevelant feeling is the cold tip on your anus and the initial feeling as that cold spot just sinks into your rectum as its inserted.

It feels like something going in your butthole and stays for 5 minutes …. I want a doctor or nurse to lower my panties to my ankles and make me turn over to my stomach .…while I’m doing that they can see my pubes and vagina while I turn over to my tummy hahaha….once I’m in position they go over to get the anal thermometer and ky jelly….then the doctor or nurse spreads open my butt cheeks looking at your most private part of your body and inserts the butt thermometer in your anus.

While the anus is contracting and clenching you can feel your breathing getting heavier …. then moan and groan while it’s going way deep inside …. the doctor or nurse tries to tell you to relax and just look at clock on he wall …. then nurse or doctor lets go of your butt cheeks and tells you not to move until it registers for 5 minutes and they leave the exam room….while I’m lying there on the table with just my underwear around my ankles I try to squeeze my butt cheeks to feel it inside….while I clench My butt cheeks the crinkly paper is making a lot of noise….then my boobs and stomach and vagina get stuck on the crinkly paper because I’m getting warm by embarrassment !!

I keep thinking will someone barge in the exam room while I’m getting my rectal temperature taken?? Suddenly I hear a knock on the door and in comes the nurse or doctor to check the thermometer….I look over my shoulder and the doctor or nurse smiles and says “don’t worry you will be getting a full physical so vitals are very important before we begin” I said “does everyone else also get their temperature taken in the butt too??” The doctor says it depends but your at an age that you wouldn’t mind ….. right?? And I say I don’t mind hahaha…..(in my mind I’m 30 years old and he is taking my temperature in my butthole oh my god!!) then the doctor or nurse spreads my butt cheeks and takes out the thermometer in one swift motion hearing a slurping sound as it came out lol …. doctor says since your here for a physical I need you to slide off your underwear and sit up please….I’m beet red in the face knowing I’m now fully naked in front of doctor or nurse…I was hoping he will tell me to slide them up again and sit on the table but that didn’t happened!! Lol

@Maxine707 You made such an accurate and precise description that you turned me on so much !

@Maxine707

I can’t help but think you secretly like your nudity and exposure and the doctor’s hands on your cheeks spreading you apart. And then they slip your panties off and you sit up. Sounds like perfect exposure for a closet exhibitionist. You know the full female exam is coming and you will have your legs spread wide with your vulva, labia, clit and anus going to be handled!

When I would take my friends Ashley and Maria they never really said how it felt. One of them just said it felt cold when it was inserted