When I was 18 and a high school senior, I would spend one weekend every month at our neighbor Sarah's house. My mother worked at a hospital and would have to work two 12 hour night shifts as part of her rotation. The idea was to make sure I ate regularly and didn't stay out all night getting into trouble. I didn't mind, Sarah was cool, a few years younger than my mom, but many years younger thinking and acting. She even left copies of Penthouse and an ashtray in my room, even though I didn't smoke. She was very attractive for someone in her mid forties. She had slight lines beside her eyes, her breasts a little bit more massive than average, and her ass had a little extra flair. She had the body of a woman, not one of the girls from my school.

Friday night we had dinner. Tombstone Pizza and bottles of Coke. I imagined I was on a date with her. No, she was my Girlfriend. I adored her. I would never let her down.

Sarah announced that she was going out to her ceramics class that evening. She would be gone for several hours. After we did dishes she left. "Stay out of trouble Brad" she laughed as she shut the door. I sat and tried to watch TV, but there was nothing worth watching on. I kept thinking about Sarah, and getting a boner. Restless and bored, I began walking around the house, checking stuff out.

The door to Sarah's bedroom was open. I peered in. I had never been in it before. I turned on a lamp and began investigating being careful not to disturb anything. Pretty average stuff for a woman's bedroom I thought. Carefully, I slid open the top drawer of her dresser. Neatly folded and stacked white panties. I took the pair off the top and touched them to my cheek. They smelled fresh like fabric softener. I carefully refolded them and placed them back on top. Silky camisole tops, nylons, bras! Even a lacy black one. I Imagined how she would look in it. I squeezed my bulging cock in my pants. I wondered if she thought of me as a man, or just my mom's kid.

In the very back of the drawer, there was a cardboard box. I opened the drawer just a bit further and removed it, being careful not to disturb the rest of the contents. I lifted the top. Inside was the most personal of all personal items. A douche syringe! It was white rubber with a nozzle a little bit longer and wider than my middle finger. Molded around it, a cup shaped shield, attached to a bulb about the size of a soft ball. I pressed my dick up against the edge of the open drawer and slid up and down. I felt my abdomen get wet with pre cum secretion. I stared at the nozzle as I held this wonderment in my hands. It had been inside Sarah's vagina! I touched the tip to my nose, then my tongue. Then I put it in my mouth for a few seconds. It tasted like rubber.

I had to jerk off. I still had plenty of time to do the dirty deed, clean up, and replace the new object of my fascination before she came home.

In the bathroom, I opened the hamper. On top were another pair of Sarah's silky white hip huggers. I picked them up and held them to my nose. These did not smell like fabric softener. They had a sweet but sour, slightly sweaty smell. They smelled like pussy. I took Sarah's panties and syringe and place them on top of the vanity. I opened the medicine cabinet and found my old friend Vaseline. I dabbed a little on my asshole, then spread a thin layer up and down the nozzle of the syringe. Then, I found the sweet spot in the middle of my anus, and slowly pushed the tip in. I slowly stroked it until it was buried up to the shield. A glistening drop of slime appeared at the end of my dick. I touched it to my finger and then dabbing it on my nipples. I wouldn't be needing any hand lotion this time. I grabbed the panties one last time and inhaled that most beautiful smell, then began stroking my cock rapidly. I knew this wouldn't take long.

I heard the bathroom door click open.

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING! HEY, YOU TOOK THAT FROM MY ROOM!"

In the mirror I saw Sarah's face. It was red and her neck bulged. I damn near had a heart attack. Sarah turned and went into her room. I ran into my bedroom, shut the door and lay face down on the bed. I buried my face in the pillow. God damn, how could I be so fucking stupid? Could I have fucked up any worse? Was Sarah going to tell my mom? Her friends? The whole neighborhood? Would I have to leave now? Was I going to be known as Brad the pervert from this day forward? I didn't even bother to lock the bathroom door. That's how stupid I was. I closed my eyes and wished I would wake up in a different town with a different name and a different life. I just laid there for the longest time. I couldn't think what to do next.

Sarah knocked on the door, "Brad?" she knocked again then came in.

"I didn't mean to scare you. It's just that you went through my stuff. You violated my privacy. That was wrong."

I felt just a bit better.

"Are you constipated?"

"Constipated?" Was I going to get off this easy? Did she mistake walking in on my most deviate of acts as constipation? It was worth a try.

"uh, yeah. Things have been a little slow lately."

"Well come into my bedroom and let me give you a proper enema. You're not even using the right tool."

Sarah told me to undress while she got the supplies ready. I watched her ass perk up as she reached the top shelf in the closet and removed yet another cardboard box.

From it she produced a red hot water bottle, a hose, clamp and a black plastic nozzle shaped like a bat."Sometimes I enjoy giving myself a good cleaning out" she confessed. My dick got hard again, knowing that Sarah was going to stick the nozzle up my butt. I felt embarrassed, yet extremely aroused.

She went into the bathroom. I watched in the mirror as she concocted a solution of Ivory soap and warm water, and filled the red bag.

Sarah directed me to get in the butt high position on some towels she had laid on the bed. I felt her dab Vaseline on my asshole, then massage, and slowly she put her slender finger up my ass, slowly working it in and out until it was buried. My dick was throbbing, but I was way to turned on to care at this point. Then I felt the nozzle enter. It pinched momentarily, then slid in easily.

" You seem to like that" she commented.

"Are you ready for the flow?"

"Uh-huh"

Sarah opened the clamp and I began to feel the water flow into my bowels. It felt kind of weird, it tickled in a way.

"Let me know if you get a cramp, I can stop the flow."

She rubbed my back for a few minutes as the water made my abdomen swell, then said "that's it. Two quarts. Now lay on your side and let's let that work for a while."

She pulled the nozzle from my ass and took the apparatus into the bathroom and began cleaning it. I stared at Sarah's ass and thighs in her sundress as she walked out of the room.

" OK, time to let it out big boy" she said. I got up and hurriedly walked to the toilet. The water tickled as I expelled. I found some humor in the fact that I sounded like a woman pissing as the water squirted into the toilet.

"All done?" she asked. "Come back in to my room." Still naked, I sat on Sarah's bed.

"Did you enjoy that" It was alright I admitted. "You didn't seem to be that constipated" she stated. "You were masturbating when I walked in on you in the bathroom weren't you Brad?" My face got red again. "It's nothing to be ashamed of, just admit it. We all do it. Just be honest."

"Um, yeah. I guess I was"

"That would also explain why you had my panties out on the sink. Do you like them? Do you like to smell them?"

I was again embarrassed beyond belief.

"I want you to finish the job, here in front of me"

I couldn't believe she was asking me to beat off while she watched.

"I'll make it more entertaining for you" she said. With that, Sarah lifted her sundress over her head and dropped it on the bed. She was wearing nothing but a smooth white bra and the shiny white hip hugger panties that I was becoming very familiar with. I looked down at her cleavage. She had an excellent rack.

"Get down on your knees"

I knelt before Sarah, my eyes level with her navel.

"Do you think I'm pretty?"

"Uh. yeah"

"Stroke your cock for me Brad, show me how much you want to fuck me"

The command was entirely unnecessary as my right hand was now on autopilot, loosely wrapped around the shaft of my dick. I made a circle with my thumb and forefinger to pop the head of my penis through as I stroked. I rubbed my chest with my left hand.

"Stop! you'll come too fast" Sarah put her thumbs in the waist band of her panties, slid them down past her hips and they dropped to the floor. She stepped out of them as she sat on the bed. She removed her bra she whispered "eat my pussy. I want you to lick my clit". With that, Sarah laid back on the bed and opened her legs to expose her gift to me. I kissed her clit gently. She spread her lips wide with two fingers of her right hand and pushed my head down into her wet slit. "Lick it hard"!

I licked Sarah's clit first up and down, then left to right, the up and down again as she tweaked her nipples. In a matter of minutes, she let out a squeaky gasp as she clamped my head between her thighs. I'd never heard a woman have an orgasm before, but I assumed she has one as she quickly relaxed.

"Fuck I needed that." She was still breathing hard as she sat up on the bed.

"Finish whacking off for me" she said. I was still on my knees, staring at Sarah's now completely naked, well orgasmed body. She didn't have to tell me twice. I began stroking my dick. "Don't mess up my floor, shoot your load on my stomach." Sarah laid back again as I stood up, arched my back and felt the juices swell up behind my balls then pinch as my cum shot out of my dick. It flew with such force it hurt a bit as it shot out onto Sarah's belly, tits and into her neatly trimmed brown bush.

"Great show!" she laughed and told me to wipe her off with her panties.

Sarah stood up, held my body tight against hers, my cock pressed against her abdomen and her nipples poking my chest. Sarah kissed me and stuck her tongue deep in my mouth and probed for a few seconds. She put her lips to my ear and whispered "I was watching you the whole time."