I wrote this adult fantasy monologue for a Belgian friend who had a love-hate relationship with his foster mother.

March 2015

Foxy! What a nice surprise ! Come in and let me give you a big hug and a kiss! It’s been a long time since you last visited me. My, you’ve grown a bit, and you still have your adorable curly red hair ! And you still like holding me tight, with your hands on my bottom. You still are naughty, and you know what I like doing to naughty boys!

But you’ve put on some weight, too. Are you still a naughty boy , eating junk food ? Or maybe you’ve been drinking too much beer? Now I’m sure that’s not right - are you telling lies again ? Remember what I used to say - that little boys who tell lies should be punished ? And what I did when you were mendacious ? Yes, I used to wash your mouth out with a soapy flannel. You didn’t like that, did you ? But first of all, lets get all those clothes off. Why? So I can check your weight, of course! And then I need to examine you. Thoroughly, very thoroughly. To see why you’ve put on so much weight, of course - and why you’ve still got those spots . Do you still have them on your bottom? Well, we shall see. I hope you haven’t got that obstruction, again. And you know my special remedy for that, don’t you?

Now, up on the couch, hands by your side, looking up at the ceiling. Yes - your abdomen is distended. And here, on the left, I can feel lumps - you haven’t allowed yourself to become constipated, have you ? You know it causes pelvic congestion, headaches, irritability, spots and bad breath. And naughty thoughts. And then you play with yourself, don’t you ? Now, don’t tell me that! We can soon check, can’t we ? Turn over on your side, face the mirror. And now pull your knees up to your chest. Yes - you’ve still got those spots on your bottom. What are you doing with those hands ? Take them away!. I’m going to have to tie your elbows if you misbehave! Now, where’s that latex glove ? Nonsense - it doesn’t hurt - I’ve lubricated it. With peppermint toothpaste, so that you smell nice ! No it never burns - it’s cool and tingles! It’s only peppermint. Would you prefer me to use mustard instead? Or paprika sauce ? I thought not.

Do stop complaining, and stop clenching - relax! Put your hand back and pull up your cheek. That’s what I like to see - are you winking at me ? Hmm - just as I thought, you’ve let yourself become blocked up again, haven’t you ? And you know what that means, don’t you ? Yes - sit up now, I’ve got a nice dose of castor oil all ready for you. Yes, I know it doesn’t taste nice, but the Syrup of Figs will soon take the taste away. It’s yucky? Well let’s follow it with some sparkling water - this English powder - Liver Salts - will soon get rid of the sticky sweet taste. See how it fizzes!

But as those medicines are slow to work by mouth, I think we’ll try the little wax candles again. PR - per rectum., as I’m sure you remember. Nonsense - they don’t hurt, It’s only bisacodyl, and it’s for your own benefit! Now that you are grown up, one or two are not enough. I think we’ll try six or so. Slowly. Come over here. and stand by my chair. You’ve got a nice bottom - is it still spankable, hmm ? We shall see ! Now, kneel, and lower yourself slowly over my knee. Perhaps if I open my thighs a little for that nasty hard little sausage you'll feel more comfortable. But I’m warning you - if you wriggle and make a slimy mess on my stockings you’ll get more than a smart smack. Especially if you keep clenching. What did I tell you ? Relax!. Now I can’t see well. . Put both hands behind your back, and separate your cheeks again. That’s better! What a nice little brown rosebud ! Are you ticklish ? Here comes number one. I said don’t clench! For that there’s a sharp smack. Or two. . You surely remember the rules? Stop kicking !

Now we’ll have another go. But it won’t slip in ! Perhaps I should lubricate the area a bit? The toothpaste is OK, , but I do have a nice new pot of English mustard here - would that do? Nonsense! It doesn’t sting much - just a little, and it does so improve the circulation. See, I’ll gently tap you with my finger tip, and as you open, I’ll slide it in nice and deep and then wiggle it around inside a bit. Now don’t tighten! Well of course I smacked you again - I said I would ! And I feel that hard lump pressing between my thighs. What could that mean? Boys! You’re all the same! Don’t you dare leave a sticky mess !

Now off with my glove, and try again. See - that one went in quite easily. And now another And another. Imagine! - those three beginning to melt and get things moving. That’ll cure you of any blockage. But now that you’re such a big boy, I’m giving you a bigger dose. Three more, I think. And I’ll dip each in this fine jar, for the lubrication is wearing off, and I don’t want to hurt you. Maybe I’ll try a rubber finger cot for a change - just for my index finger. So much better than a glove. Then I can feel your nice smooth skin warm against my knuckles, just as I push it in. That’s as far as it’ll go ! At least with one finger. Yes, I think they’re melting a bit. And that lump I feel inside . Do you like me stroking that ? I think you do ! That’s your prostate, as I’ve often told you before. Even when you were a little boy, you always got a reaction when I rubbed it !

Now, I feel my old urge coming on again. Get up off my lap and kneel between my legs. I’ll hitch my hem up and cover your head. Go on - you know what to do! Blow hard - nice warm breaths against the fabric. Ah, that’s nice ! What, you can’t breathe? Then you’d better come up for air. What - you want to go ? Well you can’t , just yet. We need to wait a bit longer until they’ve all melted. Let’s have another go. Big warm breaths, your mouth wide open against my gusset.. Keep blowing hard !

Now I’ll just lift my hips and slip these off - they’re getting a bit wet. Is your tongue in good working order? Then get cracking, my boy! Wonderful - you haven’t forgotten! That’s it - up a bit - keep tickling! Now start sucking - and tickling - don’t stop! What is the matter with you, boy? You really have to go - well be quick, and come straight back. I’m going to get that old toy - the long rubber tube with the black latex blow-up stopper. Then we’ll start again! And maybe tonight if you’re a good boy, I’ll try out my new English toy on you. No I’m not telling you. You’ll have to wait and see!