This time of year at the clinic, we get two resident doctors to train and provide exams. The process of training requires one to experience a variation of the adage, “See one. Do one,” to “Feel one and Do one.” As such, a full exam is given to each resident on day two.

My resident was a 28 year old male who presented as being very confident and a bit opinionated. He seemed to be “cocksure” if you know what I mean. On his exam day, he related in an arrogant manner such that he irritated most of us. It was decided that his exam was going to reacquaint him with humility.

Rather than a preliminary conversation about health while dressed, he was placed in an exam room and told to strip naked. He didn’t appear shocked and disrobed without undue hesitation. He even accepted being weighed naked in the hall but with some mocked indignation. Likely overcompensating because his penis at that moment was shall we say, “unimpressive.”

Back in the exam room, no time was wasted reminding him who was in charge. He clearly was not expecting to have a rectal temp taken. He grunted when lying on his belly with the full length of the probe inserted into his rectum. His protestations fell on deaf ears and engendered several twists of the probe. He clenched mightily with each twist. When allowed to turn over after the after the probe was removed, he sported a prominent erection with a wet tip.

Before he could adjust, a large Fleet enema was readied. He protested but was ordered to get onto his hands and knees, head down, with his legs spread apart. The finger lube resulted in him groaning. Suddenly this boastful guy was blushing and whimpering as the nozzle penetrated his anus and caused him to shrivel. While his anus clutched the nozzle, he had no control other than to feel it flood his passage. He continued to whimper and was required to hold it for a good 8 minutes. Boastful no more! Sad and embarrassed for sure!

Upon entering the hallway, he held his belly and hung his head down for all to see. We thoroughly reveled at his sudden humility clenching his butt cheeks gasping and grimacing. When permitted to void, he did so quickly and without making eye contact. His penis was hardly visible nesting in his pubic patch.

He was very submissive and sheepish as he endured a complete examination including a genital exam, rectal exam, DRE, and erection exam. The latter was truly revealing as he required considerable manual stimulation to achieve a competent erection. He practically convulsed as his penis was rubbed while a finger massaged his prostate. Not surprisingly, he quickly erupted clenching the table for all it was worth while gasping for breath as he released, which was hardly a huge sample. He laid there helplessly on his back for several minutes with some residue on his belly and a retracting penis. He lost his erection quickly.

His reaction to learning that he was to be given an anal exam was to cringe when he saw the anuscope being lubed. He was made to get up onto his hands and knees. He bucked his hips as his cheeks were widely spread in anticipation of being penetrated. The tip was hardly introduced when he gasped and groaned with his thighs shaking. He sighed and collapsed on the table when the procedure ended. In some sense, it was a wonderful view as KY was smeared across his cheeks.

He had to be helped up to his feet clearly looking the worse for wear. When told he would require three mandatory injections, he wobbled and had to be escorted to the shot room. There he stood naked, bent over an exam table, and given three unpleasant shots in his ample bottom. With each stick, he gasped and clenched. No mercy was given as all three were given in rapid succession. Mercy was shown at the end, however, as he was given a fever suppository. He offered no resistance to this allowing the applicator to insert the medication deep into his rectum. He didn't move after it was removed. He merely stood there shaking.

He was finally given privacy and allowed to gather his thoughts. He never said another word that day or the next for that matter.