“Megan, you’re going to be late for school!” My mom called up the stairs.

“I’m not going,” I groaned wishing this ache would stop. My stomach was cramping and it felt like I needed to use the restroom but I couldn’t. I had been awake since early that morning and it wasn’t getting better.

“Oh yes you are,” my mother yelled. ”Just because you turned 18 last week doesn’t mean you can skip out on school.”

I groaned with my face in the pillow. Of course she didn’t believe me. Mom never believed my brother and me. I needed to prove it to her but I was in too much discomfort to think straight. I heard my mom start stomping up the steps towards my room… great.

”Young lady, you get your behind out of that bed right now. I don’t want to have to tell you twice.”

“But mom, my stomach hurts.” I clutched my abdomen to show it. “I can’t go to school today.”

”We’ll see about that,” my mother huffed and spun around. I heard her muttering under her breath as she walked back downstairs. Groggily I rolled over and tried to fall back asleep.

I was awoken by my mother hauling me out of bed telling me that we were going to see a doctor.

“Mom, I don’t need to see the doctor. I just need to drink some water. I’ll be fine,” I pleaded.

“If you’re too sick to go to school, then you’re going to the doctor. Now stop protesting, I already made an appointment.”

”But mom, I hate seeing Dr. Peters, she always makes me feel like a little kid still.” Dr. Peters had been my pediatrician since I was born. She was very nice but it still felt like she talked down to me like a child. As of last week I am officially and adult. I crossed my arms in frustration.

“Actually we are going to see a new doctor. Since you are technically an adult now, they referee you to a general physician.“

Oh great. I decided I wouldn’t ask any more questions so that I wouldn’t get any more answers I didn’t like.

After arriving and checking in, we waited in a typical waiting room until they called my name. My mother stood with me but I shot her a look and she quickly sat back down.

“Let me know if you need me sweetie,” she cooed as I turned and stalked to the girl thar called my name.

We went down a hallway where my height and weight were taken. Then into a small room where my vitals were done. Finally the nurse brought me to an exam room.

“Go ahead and fully undress and I’ll be back in a few minuets,” she said cheerfully, then turned around and closed the door.

Everything… I thought. Why everything? But I quickly undressed and complied, removing my clothes and putting on the gown. The opening in the back allowed a cool breeze on my behind and I shifted uncomfortably. As I sat on the table I looked around the room and saw a bottle of lubricant sitting on the counter. Now what would they need with lubricant here, I thought.

Just then the door opened up and a different nurse walked in.

“Hello Megan, my name is Heidi, Dr. Fishers nurse. I’m gonna get started today with some basic info.” She said in a calm voice. She proceeded to ask me why I was here for the visit and I explained to her the uncomfortable cramping and bloating I was feeling in my lower stomach.

“I see. And one last thing, I see your temperature was done but our CNA is new and didn’t perform it to our protocol, so I’m going to have to retake it.”

I stared at her trying to process what she was saying when she turned, grabbed the bottle of lubricant and instructed me to lie down on my stomach on the exam table. My body froze at the realization that she would be sticking that thermometer in my butt!!

“Um, can’t we just do it in my mouth again?” I asked sheepishly.

“I’m afraid this is standard protocol for all our patients. Up on the table please. This will be quick.”

My heart sped up as I got myself in position. I had grazed my brown hole a few times while washing in the shower but nothing bad ever been INSIDE it before.

No sooner did I lay down, did nurse Heidi separate my gown and instruct me to spread my legs apart farther. Humiliated, I complied until I could feel my seam start to open. I tried to swallow but there was nothing in my mouth. Soon my hole would be violated in a way it never had been before.

“I’m just going to lubricate you now,” nurse Heidi said as she pulled my butt cheeks apart. I could feel the cool air on my puckered behind and tried to clench. Nurse Heidi gave my check a firm slap. “None of that missy.“ She scolded. I nodded my heady quickly in response.

“Sorry Ma’am.“ I squeaked as she touched her slimy finger to my virgin hole. I felt her rub around, almost messaging my entrance when suddenly she slid her finger in up until the second knuckle and twisted before removing it. Too stunned and shocked to speak, I remained motionless.

“Now you will feel some pressure as I insert this thermometer.” I felt the pressure of the end of the bulb press against me and then Nurse Heidi was pushing it in and in, past my inner ring. I let out a small whimper and she let my cheeks go and patted my behind.

“Now that needs to stay in for 3 minutes so you can’t move.” She said sternly.

That had to be the longest 3 minuets of my life. How humiliating and embarrassing as a grown woman to be laying in that position with a glass thermometer sticking out of my ass.

Finally nurse Heidi came over and re-spread my cheeks before pulling the thermometer out. I whimpered again as I felt my hole clamp shut again. I immediately got to a sitting position as Nurse Heidi read off my temperature as 98.5. Normal. ”Okay, I’ll go ahead and leave you sit here and wait for the doctor,” she said cheerfully as she turned and left.

I wasn’t feeling very cheerful. I could still feel the lubricant between my asscheeks and it made me remember what just happened to my poor bottom.

Unfortunately for me, I didn’t know what exactly was to come…