I am a doctor at a fertility center, and this is the story of one particular couple, Juan and Li, who visited me for my services. Right from the beginning, I had it in the back of my mind that I was going to have a little bit of fun with them, since they seemed like the gullible type, and were fairly attractive. Juan was a short latino with roundish features, and Li was a slim, medium skinned south asian with curves in all the right places. As most couples do, they explained to me that they had been trying to get pregnant for a while now and it wasn't working. Li also mentioned that she had been tracking her ovulation cycle and that she believes she is ovulating now. And then as I usually do, I explained that I would need to give them each a full physical exam, and after that we would discuss next steps.

I walked them back from my office, where we had been chatting, to the exam room. How about we start with you, Juan, I said, half expecting Li to excuse herself. She made no sign of leaving. Everything off, there's a gown over there if you like, I said, pretending to busy myself at the computer. I waited a minute or so, and upon turning around, Juan was fully nude in front of me and Li. I began with the usual items like ears, eyes, nose, throat, blood pressure and stethoscope auscultation.

Soon after, I snapped on my exam gloves and thoroughly palpated his penis and testicles. Okay, now turn around and bend over the exam table, I said. He had an apprehensive look on his face, glancing at me, then his wife, and then away, but ultimately he complied. I lubed up my middle finger, keeping an eye on Li, and swirled it a bit around his anus before pressing all the way in. I then firmly palpated his prostate. I needed to press rather hard for the next part of the exam. I withdrew my finger and told him to turn around. I need to examine your urethra one more time, I said. As he turned around, I could see he was erect. With a quick change of my glove, I resumed examining his penis, this time squeezing the urethra from the bottom of the shaft all the way up until I produced a bit of fluid. I'll need to test this, I told him as I collected some of the fluid on a glass slide. I looked at Li and her eyes were wide.

Okay, now your turn, Li, I said as I turned around to prep the slide. After a few minutes, Li had changed into the gown. However, Juan had not dressed, perhaps in solidarity with Li. Like before, I started with the basics of ears, eyes, nose, and throat, as not to seem over eager, and this time I really was eager. For the stethoscope exam, I asked her to let the gown fall to her lap, and she did, revealing a pair of beautiful, perky B cup asian tits that were just begging to be touched. I really took my time with the breast exam, asking her to raise her arms above her head and palpating deep into the armpit area, almost teasing her, before actually touching her breasts and ending right at the center of her half dollar sized areolas. Just checking for any discharge, I said, pinching each nipple firmly. I looked over at Juan and he was clearly not happy to see me touching his wife in this way.

Okay, now for everyone's favorite part, I need you to lie back on the table and put your feet in these, I said, extending the stirrups. With some coaxing, I was able to have her scoot down far enough for a proper exam, though her knees had stayed tightly together so far. Okay Li, now let your knees fall open as wide as you can... I was greeted with the sight of a beautiful brownish almost purple pussy with the cutest inner labia that barely poked out from the middle. It was everything I could do to not dive in tongue first.

Holding back my excitement, I snapped on a fresh pair of gloves and touched the back of my hand to her thigh before beginning a thorough external exam. I pressed down on the top of her mons and palpated along the creases of her thighs. I then separated the top of her labia majora and pulled up to pull back the hood of her clit. I spread her labia some more, this time lower to see the vaginal opening and perineal area. Finally, I slightly pressed her buttocks apart to visualize her anus, which was brown and healthy. Next, I palpated the entire length of her outer lips, starting at the top near the clitoris and working my way down. I then did the same with her inner lips, which made her jump a bit. Okay, next I need to check your glands, I said. She understood what I meant when she felt my index finger enter her at the 4 o clock position to palpate her bartholins. Next I rotated my finger up and milked her urethra, checking for discharge. Now cough for me, I asked, finger still in place. No urinary incontinence detected. Now tighten around my finger as hard as you can. She did, and the feeling was exquisite. I looked up at Juan and he had mixed reaction of surprise and anger. Great, and now bear down for me. I held her lips wide open with both hands as she pushed. No prolapse observable. Good, and one more time. This time I inserted my index finger all the way into her vagina, touching the tip to her cervix, which got a visible reaction from both her and Juan. Your cervix is a bit retroflexed, nothing to be too concerned about, though, I said.

I removed my finger and readied the speculum. You've had one of these before, right? I asked. She nodded, and I proceeded to take a look around inside. I confirmed that her uterus was indeed retroflexed. Okay, now I just need to feel around inside, I said, removing the speculum and lubricating my index and middle finger. I glanced over at Juan and saw his cock twitch. Sliding two fingers into Li felt even better than one. I lifted her cervix with my fingers and palpated the body of her uterus with my other hand through the abdominal wall. Okay, now try to relax, I said. My abdominal hand moved to her left ovary and my vaginal fingers moved left into her adnexal region, pressing firmly. This was easily the deepest that my fingers had been so far, and I noticed that the other two fingers of my vaginal hand were pressed into her perineum. I captured the left ovary between my hands and she told me it was sensitive, which seemed to confirm that she was, in fact, ovulating. I repeated the process on the right side, then removed my index finger, keeping the middle finger in place. Now bear down one more time, hard. As she did, I pushed downward and slowly pulled my finger out, checking again for any prolapse. I had already checked her earlier, but I couldn't help making absolutely sure. When my finger finally left her entrance, her vulva resumed its previous shape.

Okay Li, we're almost done, now especially because your cervix is retroflexed, I'll need to perform a rectovaginal exam. I noticed Juan look at her as if to say, Is this really necessary. I changed gloves and once again lubricated my index and middle finger. Bear down now, you might feel some pressure, completely normal, I said, as my middle finger circled her tight asshole. When she pushed, I slid my finger into her rectum and my other finger into her vagina, all in one push until my other two fingers were pressed between her buttocks. She moaned slightly. I repeated the steps of the bimanual exam, then moved the rectal finger from side to side to check the uterosacral ligaments. I then withdrew my vaginal finger and pressed deeply into her rectum. Bear down for me, I said, as I rotated my finger 360 degrees to palpate the rectal wall. Good, and now tighten. I looked over to see Juan fully erect. The feeling of her anus around my finger was incredible. Okay, I said, withdrawing my finger. Before I completely exited, I hooked my finger a little to palpate the sphincter itself, which was deliciously tight.

I told Li that she could sit up, and that Juan should sit next to her on the exam table. So I didn't find anything today of concern for either of you, and in fact you should be able to get pregnant, particularly right now. There's not much else I can do for you (I saw their faces fall) other than to recommend an experimental procedure... Their eyes perked up. It would involve you two having sex while being observed, is that something you'd be open to? They looked at each other, still naked, except for Li's gown. Juan seemed sketched out, but Li clearly wanted to try it. Okay, they said together. Great, now why don't you two show me how you would do it at home. I'll forewarn you that I may need to touch you during the procedure if needed. They looked apprehensive but still decided to proceed. Well, um, usually I'm on top since I can orgasm the easiest that way, Li said. Okay then, Juan, why don't you switch places with Li and lie back just like she was, and put your feet here, I said, indicating the stirrups. I could tell this made him uncomfortable, but he did it anyway. And now scoot down to the end, just like Li did...good. And Li, just go ahead whenever you're ready.

Juan was rock hard now and Li was clearly aroused as well. In fact, the small exam room had a certain scent in the air. Li's hand moved down to her pussy and she made a few circles around her clit before sheepishly climbing up to ride her husband's erect cock. While straddling him, she kissed him and reached back to guide his cock into her well lubricated pussy. She soon built up momentum and I stood back, allowing them to get into it for a while before starting the experimental procedure. Okay Li, I need to touch you now, just pause for a moment. As I snapped on new gloves, I explained that I wanted to make sure that her retroflexed uterus wasn't causing a problem in this position. I lubricated my middle finger and circled her anus before sliding it all the way in. I could feel Juan's cock through the rectovaginal septum, and I followed it's length all the way to the head, so I could ensure that it was lined up with Li's uterus and not resting in her anterior fornix. This got an audible reaction from Juan, who grunted as my finger rubbed his cock through the thin membrane.

Li had gone back to kissing him now, and I used the distraction to quietly tell Juan that I would need to touch him as well. I lubricated the middle finger of my other hand and slipped it up into his rectum, keeping my other finger inside of Li. He grunted loudly at the surprise, and without wasting time, I vigorously massaged his prostate while tickling the head of his cock through Li's rectum with my other finger, making sure it was in position and flush with her cervix. His legs started to shake and he cried out as a massive orgasm shook his body. This was enough to send Li over the edge, and she too vocalized her pleasure with a loud Oooooh as both of their anuses contracted around my fingers with each pulse of their orgasm.

Once they had a chance to catch their breath, I removed my fingers from their rectums and passed them a box of tissues to clean themselves up. I busied myself at the computer while they composed themselves and got dressed. When I turned back around they were both grinning from ear to ear. I think we all knew that we had been successful, and sure enough, Li came back to me several months later to thank me with the most adorable bulge on her belly. At the end of the day, we all got something we wanted out of our chance interaction, and for this reason, I don't feel too bad about blurring the lines between professionalism and pleasure. Sometimes an unorthodox approach is needed to solve difficult and persistent problems, and that's exactly what I was able to deliver for this kind but albeit naïve couple.