Sex and food have been associated since Adam and Eve ate the apple. Our culture is full of examples of this relationship. Movies celebrate erotic eating. The famous lusty dining scene in “Tom Jones” where Tom and and Mrs. Waters are eating is just one example. The fake orgasm scene in “When Harry Met Sally” takes place in a restaurant. Bananas and cucumbers are often used in masterbation videos. Donuts are eaten off penises. We could go on and on with examples but let's get to the foreplay.

Ingredients:

1 willing adult human female

6 to 8 tablespoons chocolate sauce

8 to 10 tablespoons whipped cream

4 tablespoons crushed walnuts or chocolate cookies

2 cherries

Instructions:

Prepare the human female by kissing, cuddling, and fondling for five to ten minutes or more. Remove the outer covering (clothing) from the female and place her on her back on a soft washable surface. Warm the chocolate sauce to room temperature or slightly higher. Spread one half the chocolate sauce on each breast being sure to cover the nipple, areola, and the surrounding area. Cover the sauce with whipped cream. Any remaining chocolate and whipped cream can be placed in any other area that you might prefer on either the chief or the female. Sprinkle the walnuts or cookies on the whipped cream. This will add some crunch to the sundae and create an interesting sensation. One cherry is then placed on the center of each breast over the nipple.

These sundaes are eaten without utensils. Serves one or two. Enjoy!