Good afternoon. I see you have a skirt on, panties go off, just hop on the chair. Won't take long anyway. Legs up in the stirrups. I'll open them wider and fold the skirt up your stomach. Don't close your legs. Wider. Let your knees fall to the side. Good. Came for a routine checkup? Allright. I'm putting on some gloves. Snap. I'll touch your labia majora now. I spread them with one hand and touch your labia minora. Pull them out a bit and spread them as well so I can see your urethral openening. No, it's not too much, don't move please. I'll palpate through your labia now, and pull back the hood of your clitoris. It's very small, I'll have to do something about it later so I can actually examine it. What is this? I can't even pinch it between two fingers. Let's see the rest. I'll spread your labia again to see your introitus and I'm inserting two fingers in your vagina now. Yes, two, are you a virgin that you are complaining that much? Wait till I have 4 up there. I'll try to reach your cervix. Let me press on your abdomen. Big breath and bear down. Oh yes. There it is. You can feel me press your cervix onto my fingers. Can't hurt that much! I'm barely moving my fingers. Looks like you might need some muscle relaxants as I don't have virgin size specula in my office, so I either give you a shot right here in the perineum where I press my finger right now or you stop moaning and take it like a grown woman. Good. I told you earlier not to close your legs. Do I have to strap them to the stirrups? No? Then open them for me. Finally. I'm going in with three lubricated fingers. Much better. Relax. I twist them around to spread the lube. Okay, I'm not listening to this anymore, I'll give you the muscle relaxant. Don't scream, it's in! It's the smallest needle, can't hurt that much! Yes, I gave you a shot in your vagina, no need to cry, a lot of women survived it. Now can we continue? While it's taking effect I examine your clitoris. I spread the top of your labia and push on this small vacuum pump. Your clitoris is going to be sucked up in here away from your body. Oh yes you like this one, right? Let's increase the pressure. It's coming out nicely. I'll leave this pump on to distract you from what I'm going to do to your vagina. I'll put on fresh gloves and these are longer as you see. Let's try with three fingers. Can you feel how easy they went in? There won't be any problem with fisting you. Yes, you heard right, fisting. How am I supposed to examine you properly with barely a finger inside? I need to feel everything. By the way I'm in with 4 fingers. You can't even feel it. I'll flick the pump on your clitoris so you concentrate on that instead. Yes, you can moan, but no screaming, okay? I feel like I'll have to drain your bladder so I have more space to work with. I'll pull out my fingers. Can you feel the lube dripping out? It's going to be allright. But now the catheter first. This is going to sting a bit, yes. It's thin and soft. Not that bad, right? Don't make that face! Yes, now you are urinating in the bag! Never been to a proper gynecologist before? I'll hang the bag right here under the table, lay back down, nothing to see. I said lay back down. Do you want me to move the pump with your clit? Then behave and let me work. I'm inserting two fingers and press downwards. Much less resistance, that's what I like, relaxed nicely. I press my fingers together and apply steady pressure. Bear down as if you'd be giving birth. Don't scream! It popped right in! Just breath. Just like that. Can you feel how the stretching switched places? My wrist is smaller in the introitus and my hand is deep in your vagina balled up in a fist. Right at your cervix. I'm grabbing your uterus with my fingers and pressing into it from the outside. How many times do I have to tell you not to scream? I'm just twisting my hand inside to feel your ovaries. Relax and put your legs back. That's it. You are only going to make it hurt if you lift your pelvis like that. We will calm down now. My hand stays inside. I can remove the pump from your clitoris as I see, it's engorged enough. You really can't appreciate anything! I just licked it with the tip of my tongue. Okay. Not a must. I'll examine it with manually then. Feels like I'm pinching it with my nails, but I'm just checking how firm it is. Screaming again. What do you want then? Didn't like it nicely, can't take the regular exam. I'll just pull out my other hand then. Yes, that was the widest part, I know. You are nicely gaping, I can even use an extra large speculum. See how much lube I'm spreading all over it? You can't complain. It's going in. You can curl your toes as much as you want, but if you move your knees even a centimeter I'm done playing nice and send you up the surgery for my obstetrician colleague to open you up for real with an episiotomy, yes, we can do that. This is an important examination for your own good and I can't see your cervix if I just pull on your labia. Relax. It's only halfway opened. Good. I can open it smoothly, no, you are not stretched to the limit yet. You've just been fisted. Can't hurt anymore. There is your cervix beautifully in view. You opened up nicely after all, why did you do all that show? Was it worth it? I'm collecting the samples from inside your cervix. Pushing in the brush nicely one last time then I close the speculum and slide it out. I pull out your catheter as well. Relax now a bit. You really jumped as I put back two fingers? I'm just palpating through your abdomen to make sure everything went back to it's place. You screamed when I opened your vagina but nothing when I push my finger in your rectum? Well, it's done anyway. I don't want you to drip lube all the way home, I'm inserting tampons in your vagina. They only feel big, are not wider than my three fingers were, it's nothing after getting fisted. You can sit up and put on your panties. Make sure to fix an appointment for your transvaginal ultrasound on your way out, I was supposed to do it now but you took too much time and the next woman is already waiting. Probably heard you scream. See you next week.