At age 42, I opted to move from a hospital based practice to joining a group, Men’s Health, where I could address men’s health including sexual health on a more consistent basis. The practice consisted of 4 physicians, 1 female and 4 men, with me becoming the 5th along with 5 health assistants. The patient population were men ages 20 to 70 though there was no real cut off. The majority tended to fall within the 30 to 55 age range. Since we offered general health exams, we also saw plenty of younger men for college and sports physicals as well as those needing employment and life insurance exams. It was a very busy practice for male patients to be seen without having to share a waiting room with women.

Now entering my 4 month, I was feeling positive about things and getting along well with my colleagues as well as enjoying the range of patients being seen. This day, I had the slightly unusual experience of addressing a young man and his father. Normally, exams involving a relative are done on a separate day. The office assigned the son to see Dr. Amanda Jones, aka Dr. Finger, and I got the father.

Office protocol first requires all patient records to be sent to us prior to any exam. A second requirement is for the prospective patient to complete a very detailed health and sexual history as well as identifying any health issues. A third requirement is to have basic lab work done prior to the visit which includes blood, EKG, and colorectal screening cards. It doesn’t matter what age the prospective patient is regarding completion of these requirements. Most patients are a bit surprised by these requirements but comply and seem to accept that the experience here will be valuable.

Indeed, the waiting room has a wide screen monitor to observe a sporting event or some form of entertainment and some coffee or tea while you wait. The chairs are comfortable leather and not the typical plastic that one usually encounters. There is some reading and health related materials. Our respective father and son seemed to be quite comfortable while they waited.

The policy of the office is that all exams are conducted with the patient being naked, no gown, and then weighed, submit to vitals of BP and rectal temperature, and then exam prep (required for those with a sexual health issue) which involves a full enema. The process would involve a complete genital exam, rectal exam, and DRE along with an anal and penis swab. There is also a very in-depth focus on sexual health involving a penis and genital exam as well as an erection response and ejaculation. Our notes are quite detailed in terms of what is done and how our patients respond both physically and psychologically to every aspect of the exam.

Mid day, the nurse assistant advised me that I had yet to complete my employee physical and that Dr. Jones was assigned to provide it today. I must have turned 10 shades of red hearing that but having no choice but to appear calm. Inwardly I was a mess and soon to have my feelings validated as I went to her exam room and told to undress. The removal of my lab coat signified what was to happen as I took off each article of clothing as Dr. Jones and her assistant were present. I tried to remember, “Be calm, it will be over soon.” As I stood naked on the scale, I did my best to not shield my penis or scrotum. I felt small as my penis was clearly retracted; I was about 1 inch and somewhat thick. As I got off the scale, I did my best to accept what was next. Looking down, I observed how long her fingers were as well as slender. She held my penis firmly in between her fingers tugging it some as she inserted the swab. I howled. Next I had to assume the position of leaning onto the table and endured my anal swab and rectal temp. I clenched and gasped softly as the RT probe found its position deep into my rectum. While it registered, I felt my penis start to throb some and become longer. At least now she might have a better impression of my manhood, which didn’t last long, as I had to then take an enema by getting onto my knees, butt up in the air, head down, and empty the bag. It was awful and caused me to shrivel and groan while she told me, “No one wants the bag!” The process seemed like forever was met with cramping that made walking to the bathroom a challenge. Once there, I emptied myself and mercifully felt relief.

The exam was very methodical and consistent with what I had given to my patients. Still it felt embarrassing to have my colleague evaluating me and doing my genital examination. By then, my penis had recovered and was now hanging normally and proceeded to enlarge as she felt my belly, groin, took my femoral pulses, and then a penis inspection while I lay on my back. Her assistant wiped my penis head as the doctor inspected my shaft. As my testicles were felt I got fully rigid; the sensations caused my penis to throb.

I subsequently had to stand and endure a testicular exam and hernia evaluation while my penis assumed a very erect status. I was mortified but many of my patients reacted in this manner. Soon I found out why Dr. Jones, aka Dr. Finger, had achieved such notoriety. Before I knew it, she had her finger buried in my rectum and was feeling my prostate for all it’s worth.

After several minutes, she withdrew her finger and told me to get back onto the table. I knew that the next part was to obtain my semen sample. I blushed and laid on my back, legs spread and bent at my knees. My penis felt so tender as was throbbing. She felt my pulse holding my penis between her fingers and telling me to just “relax,” as she then began to insert one finger deep into my rectum. As I moaned, she twisted more and reached my prostate causing me to drip and begin to have intense internal sensations. Then, no warning, she inserted a second finger, now creating enormous tension, such that I gasped and suddenly lifted off of the table producing a forceful ejaculation. She completed another sweep of my prostate with the assistant collecting my sample and wiping me off. Never had I experienced 2 fingers and the reaction was so immediate. She mentioned that it was a sure way to get her patients to ejaculate without requiring much effort!

I was given a minute to compose myself before having to receive a deep anal exam. As I assumed the position on the table, head down and buttocks up in the air, I felt my thighs shaking and my anus clenching in anticipation of what was to come. Dr. Jones lubed me again; she also squeezed my sack as her fingers pressed deep into me. I gasped and groaned like no other time in my life. I shook as she did her rectal exam. Then she replaced her fingers with the anuscope and saw deep into me. Then as if nothing at all had taken place, she swatted my behind and said, “All Done Dr.”

As I sat up onto the table, I felt a sense of relief but also embarrassment now that my colleague had seen all of me and more! I thanked her for helping me complete my employment physical, she smiled, and motioned for me to stand and bend over onto the table. I knew that this meant receiving a shot and got two; got one in each cheek. I cringed and whimpered; they hurt. As the sting subsided, she then proceeded to insert a Tylenol suppository deep into my anus and held it there for at least a minute or so causing my penis to become slightly semi. With that I turned around, we shook hands with my penis appearing semi attentive! I dressed and was asked to help out with one more examination, the father who was now presenting for his physical while Dr. Jones saw the son.

Upon returning home after my long day, I did feel somewhat tired, largely an emotional reaction to being examined, and replayed how I behaved for my physical. I am sure that my privacy will be protected but still the notion of being naked for two providers this day made me feel embarrassed and aroused. I thought about how she conducted my genital and rectal exams. Her fingering was very professional and yet highly stimulating. I didn't attempt introduction of a second finger until I saw my last patient today. It clearly made him gasp and moan and lift up off of the table much like I had done in an ejaculatory frenzy! No wonder you could hear his son wailing from the next room. As I wrestled with how ethical I had been, I couldn't help but rub myself reaching yet another full orgasm. It does seem like Dr. Finger left me with a very valuable lesson as well as a very strong reaction to replay in my mind!