You look adorable and you have just the cutest diaper bum waddle when you walk. Now off you go into the limo, Mom and I will be along shortly behind in our car.

What if the neighbors see me dressed like this?

Don't worry I have already told them about this wedding and the part you are playing in it. Madame Webby was the dear lady next door that helped me find the diapers for you. Now off you go.

Kisses and hugs for Mommy and we will see you at the church.

Mom, look at that pathetic little diaper bum crinkling down the drive to the limo.

Kathy did you by chance tell my son there is going to be a news and camera team at the wedding?

No Mom but he will find out the next day in the news.

Oh my God Kathy you do great diaper humiliation.

So Mom do you want to pay upon our little bet now? I have made your son back into a diaper-wearing pathetic little bitch.

Kathy, you win, here is the dollar we bet. So what is in store for my son now you have him in diapers?

Mom I have not decided yet but the diapers are going to be full-time after the wedding.

Good for you Kathy, give him the same treatment I gave his father.

We need to go Mom, just in case he has made potty pants in the limo and needs changing. I can't have him in dirty diapers for the news photographer. People would think I am not a good wife.