I was at a garage sale one day and saw what looked like a folded massage table leaning against a large storage tote. On the tote was a picture of the table set up and the label “Procedure Table”. The lady running the garage sale came over and said this had been her sisters who had passed away and she didn’t know anything about it, was just trying to clean out her sister’s house. She was asking $20. I decided to take a chance, the picture looked interesting. I took the whole thing home and unfolded the table. Inside I found several pieces. I looked in the storage tote to see if there were directions and found a book about it. Here’s the booklet that I found:

Multi use procedure table can be used for intercourse, enema retention or suppository absorption. Used correctly it is a safe and enjoyable way to experience these activities. The magnet will automatically release if there is a power outage.

To set up the table:

To use table for intercourse: adjust the table legs to the desired height. Adjust leg supports to desired position. Set timer on control panel to desired time, it can be set from 1-60 minutes. Lie on table and fasten ankle and thigh straps. Fasten stomach strap snugly. Fasten breast strap snugly, fitting breasts in padded cups. Fold neck restraint over neck with mouthpiece in mouth. Fasten wrist cuffs on each wrist with metal disks facing down. Press disks to magnets on each side of the table, press red start button on control panel. The magnets will engage for the set time, preventing you from moving your arms. For added stimulation, turn on massage function. It will knead back, stomach and breasts.

To use table for enema retention: adjust leg supports to desired position. Fill enema bag with desired amount and fluid contents and hang. Select nozzle. The kit comes with 3 nozzles:

Lie on table and position legs, fastening ankle and thigh straps. Insert nozzle. Release clamp on tubing. Lie back and attach stomach and breast straps. Fold neck restraint down with mouthpiece in place. Set desired retention time. Fasten wrist cuffs on each wrist with metal disks facing down. Press disks to magnets on each side of the table, press red start button on control panel. The magnets will engage for the set time, preventing you from moving your arms. For added stimulation, turn on massage function. It will knead back, stomach and breasts. The procedure table will prevent you from expelling early thus getting the full benefit out of the enema. When your wrists release, expel in toilet or bucket. It is recommended to wear the included absorbent brief for an hour after enema expulsion. It is extra bulky to catch any drips you may have and washable so you can use it again and again. You can train your body over time to accept more fluid and retain it longer. Begin with 2 quarts of fluid for 10 min. Increase time by 5 min increments or increase fluid volume 1 pint at a time. Most people can be trained to hold 2 quarts for 60 min or 4 quarts for 30 min. Increasing time or volume too fast will result in severe cramping and pain and should be avoided to promote enema use as a positive experience.

To use table for suppository absorption: adjust leg supports to desired position. Fill suppository gun with desired suppositories. Up to 3 suppositories may be inserted at a time. Suppository gun is designed for mega sized suppositories, available from this company. Regular suppositories may be administered using the procedure table as well.

Lie on table and position legs, fastening ankle and thigh straps. Insert lubricated gun and slowly pull back trigger until all suppositories are inserted. A plug may be inserted if desired. Lie back and attach stomach and breast straps. Fold neck restraint down with mouthpiece in place. Set desired absorption time. Fasten wrist cuffs on each wrist with metal disks facing down. Press disks to magnets on each side of the table, press red start button on control panel. The magnets will engage for the set time, preventing you from moving your arms. For added stimulation, turn on massage function. It will knead back, stomach and breasts. The procedure table will prevent you from expelling suppository early thus getting the full benefit out of the suppository. When your wrists release, it is recommended to wear the included absorbent brief for an hour. It is extra bulky to catch any drips you may have and washable so you can use it again and again. Recommended absorption time for a single suppository is 20 min. When administering 2-3 suppositories, increase time to 30 min.

To use douche, fill bag with desired amount of warm water. Insert douche nozzle in vagina and fasten harness between legs and around waist to keep it firmly in place. Kit comes with a splitter so you can receive an enema and douche at the same time. For combination enema/douche, recommend filling the bag with 4 quarts of warm water. Sit on toilet and allow fluid to flow. When bag is empty, remove douche nozzle and insert tampon. Lie on procedure table for desired retention time before expelling enema. It is recommended to wear absorbent brief for at least two hours after douche, with or without tampon inserted.

Inside the storage tote I found the enema kit as it was described, the suppository gun, tubes of lubricant, 4 absorbent briefs that were at least 4 inches thick in the crotch, a collection of plugs from small to very large, tampons, and boxes of all kinds of suppositories. There were daily vitamins, suppositories for pain relief, nausea, cold symptoms, and fever reduction. I was very excited about my find and quickly cleaned everything and set it up for a douche/enema followed by a vitamin suppository. I then wore the brief for the rest of the evening. The table was really quite comfortable and prevented me from cheating on retention/absorption times! The head of the table could be raised and I found it a unique and comfortable position to watch TV. The massage function was fantastic. There was even a catalog to order refills of the suppositories. There was also a book of recipes for enemas and what each one was used for and what to expect from each. It also listed everything that an enema could be used for. I had never thought about it being used to warm or cool the body. An enema could also be used as punishment and the book gave recipes for that and this table would be the perfect means of administering such a punishment.