She then put on her exam gloves and rolled over to me on that wheeled stool that seems to exist in every exam room in the known world and announced that she was going to start by examining my Testicles. So there I was, completely naked in an exam room for the first time since I stopped going to a male pediatrician…one more first, lucky freaking me.

But before she began the testicular exam, she carefully stretched my Scrotum out just a bit and moved it around looking at it closely; first side-to-side and then she lifted it to look at it further. She then started with my left Testicle, gently but thoroughly (you might even say leisurely) rolling it between her index finger and her thumb to make sure she had felt the full surface and then she released it and did the same thing to the right one. If there had been any lumps, bumps, or other irregularities she’d have darn sure found them!

After that she cupped my Scrotum in the palm of her gloved hand (you guessed it, the blushing was getting worse) almost as if she were estimating its weight for what seemed like several minutes, but probably wasn’t much longer than what it took for me to think “great, now she literally has me by the balls.”

I was really cooking with gas by that point as I was starting my very first genital exam by a female PA with much, much more to come. I had sincerely hoped that that might be the LAST part of the exam, but I had loads more to endure before Christina made any mention of letting me change my butt naked status.

The next step was for her to start feeling around the back of my Scrotum on the right side and going farther and farther up and back: she then switched and did the same thing on the left side.

I didn’t know why at the time, although I suppose I should have since I’d already had Human Anatomy (she was obviously feeling my Spermatic Cords).

In my defense, my brain didn’t quite have access to its normal blood supply, as it was at about that point that I started to feel the first hints of physical arousal and of course, my face was getting even redder.

And so another milestone was passed, as I now had the good fortune to start getting my very first completely naked Erection in an Exam Room with my brand-new Female PA “buddy” there to not only take in the view but also to help me through each and every embarrassing stage of the process.

(Could my day get any worse? Why YES, yes it could!)

I largely, though not entirely, managed to tamp down my burgeoning arousal by thinking about the most non-erotic things I could imagine. I’d made it to Rosanne Barr performing as a Pole Dancer while Rosie O’Donnell was standing behind me, massaging my shoulders and talking dirty to me when Christina inserted a finger into my left Inguinal Canal and had me give her a few loud coughs.

She then shifted back to the right and did the same thing there. First completely naked, partially erect hernia check…LEVEL ACHIEVED!!

I thought “surely she’s done now.” Nope, not even close.

She began the next part by lifting my Penis to look at it closely from a variety of angles and then proceeded to painstakingly grasp it between her thumb and index and middle fingers and methodically palpate the entire length of my Shaft (and yes it was indeed significantly longer, not to mention thicker when she finished than it was when she started). Christina certainly took her time, going first along the sides, and then the top and bottom, both times all the way from the Base to the Corona.

I couldn’t help thinking something along the lines of, “Why the hell is she squeezing my Cock??” Even though I kinda-sorta knew that she was going out of her way to make my exam as embarrassing as possible while still doing her due diligence as it were.

So I suppose that she could have rationalized what she was doing as checking for any of the various types of Penile Discharge that indicate the presence of certain kinds of Venereal Disease. Nevertheless, my Penis was getting ever more embarrassingly large, rigid, and throbbing in her hot little latex covered hand…another first? Yes indeed, and speaking of hot I’m surprised my face wasn’t hot enough to set off the sprinkler system at that point, [though unfortunately for me still worse things lay ahead].

She then began to wrap up her seemingly endless survey of my genitals by carefully inspecting both the remnants of my Frenulum as well as the Glans [while saying something under her breath that sounded suspiciously like “Well I guess that answers that question huh, Circumcision Boy?”].

And then she gently opened my Urethral Meatus, while I thought “oh GOD why is she doing THAT?”

[Frenulum fingered by female fingers and Pee-hole fully inspected…Check: so many firsts knocked down I was Unstoppable!]

Yet she still wasn’t quite done, because she reopened my Meatus and while keeping it open used her other hand to palpate my Penis once again. First the sides, and then the top and bottom, all the way from the Base to the Corona and back again, only this time somewhat slower and with a firmer touch which was just as well I guess, because by that point my Penis was very firm indeed.

Evidently, she didn’t feel that she’d given VD Related discharge a fair shot at making its presence known on the first go around: or more likely she wanted to give me every opportunity to get as embarrassingly hard as possible.

Almost before I could blink she told me to lay down on the Exam Table on my back no less, so any hopes of getting my (now not at all) Private Parts covered any time soon were utterly dashed as I was left laying there Supine with my hands at my sides and wondering what fresh hell of embarrassment was coming next.

As it happened, I didn’t have to wait very long at all to find out.