I was travelling by train and was sitting in the silent car, reading the newspaper. Right next to me sat a girl who seemed to be engrossed in an article on her iPad. At first glance she seemed quite non-descriptive. He was a little plump but definitely not fat. She wore one of those fancy earrings and was carrying a tote bag. Trying not to be intrusive, I decided to look the other way but in the process a word from the article heading jumped out at me - 'hucow'.

To be continued