Jon and Amy had been back from their honeymoon for about two weeks. They had dated for nearly 4 years, and finally Amy had convinced Jon to take the leap. They had a beautiful wedding with family and friends and proceeded on a two week trip to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Jon was 32 and Amy was 7 years younger.

After settling into Jon's condo, Amy set about getting her "grown up girl life" going. She changed the decorations in the home, changed her name and address on her license, and had all her credit cards and bank accounts reissued as joint with Jon.

The one thing she had to do was find a new doctor. Jon lived three towns over from where Amy had grown up, and she didn't want to continue to make the trek back over to her old doctor's office, every time she needed a check up or a prescription refilled. One night at dinner she asked Jon who he uses as a doctor.

"nobody" he replied "I usually go to the walk in clinic down the street, if I"m sick"

"really?" she exclaimed. "I'm looking for a doctor that's in town here, should I find one for you too?"

"Sure, whatever" said Jon.

"Ok honey" she replied, and they went about their meal, no longer discussing the topic.

The following day at work Amy set about doing her research on whom their insurance was offering as doctors accepting new patients in the area. Several came up, but they all seemed to have the same number, the number was for The Advanced Wellness Office, which was a large brick building that was about 2 blocks from Jon's condo. Amy decided to make a call and set up an appointment.

She dialed the office

"Hello" a receptionist said

"Hi" replied Amy "I'm new to town and it looks like you have several doctors taking new patients, I was wondering if I could make some appointments for myself and my husband"

"Sure thing" she heard back "what's your insurance"

"Acme HMO" said Amy

"Great, we do except that... And which provider did you want to see"

"Umm... not sure. Whoever is first available I guess".

"Ok, let me see... I can get you both in to see Dr. Emily Hurst, next Thursday at 10am". "Will that work?" asked the receptionist.

Amy then replied "Sure, 10am next Thursday will work". "Now, when can my husband get an appointment?" retorted Amy.

"She can see you both together, if you'd like"

"oh" said Amy "yeah, sure. Its probably easier that way for the doctor"

"Ok" said the receptionist "I've got both of you down for New Patient Complete Physical for Thursday the 12th at 10am, with Dr. Hurst"

"thank you" said Amy as she hung up the phone.

After getting home that night, Amy and Jon were lying in bed, when Amy said "I forgot, I made us appointments to see a doctor next Thursday morning"

"What for" said Jon "I'm fine, I'm not sick".

"Its a physical honey" replied Amy "Every year, you go to the doctor, they check you out, do blood work, pee in a cup, and make sure there is nothing wrong with you. Haven't you had a physical before?"

"Right before College, I think I had one" said Jon "Is that when you sit in your underwear for an hour waiting, then some dude comes in and grabs your balls and makes you cough".

"probably more to it then that" replied his wife "But no big deal"

"I don't really think I need this Amy" said Jon

"don't be a baby, tell your office you have a doctors appointment and that you'll be late next Thursday" Amy sternly spoke.

"Babe" was all he got out.

"Don't worry, I'm having a physical too. We are both seeing the same doctor" said Amy, intentionally leaving out the fact that the same doctor she was speaking of is also a woman.

"Whatever" exclaimed Jon.

Amy reached under the covers and grabbed Jon by his balls, lightly squeezed them she said "now turn your head and cough".

Jon got hard immediately and they began to roll around in the bed, eventually turning the next 45 minutes into some great sex.

Then they fell asleep.