I decided that I would take a particular incident and doctor it up a bit for, perhaps, both of our benefit. I started spinning the yarn, trying to tailor it to what I thought might be erotic to Ann. “Honey, when I was a college freshman I always partied hard and I also thought I was God’s gift to women.” I glanced at her and smiled “but I’m not like that anymore. Anyway…I was dating a registered Nurse who was 8 years older than I was…” Ann interrupted “Why didn’t you date someone your own age?” “Because she was exciting and… “Because she knew more about making love than you did?” she interrupted again. “Well that too” I continued, “She invited me over for dinner one Saturday night only all that day I had been to the beach with some friends of mine and we were drinking beer all day. When it came time to leave for her place, I was too drunk to drive. I called a friend of mine to come pick me up and give me a ride but it took 2 hours for him to get me over to my date. I came in without having taken a shower and she had already cleared the table and was clearly pissed off.” “I can’t imagine why” Ann breathed sarcastically. I continued “She gave me some cold leftovers and asked where I had been. After explaining the situation, she seemed to be ok with it, but she was still kind of cool towards me. We talked for a while and as she got up to go to bed said ‘I going to bed now Jim, but I want you to sleep in here tonight and sober up a little” as she pointed to a day-bed in a small bedroom. I knew that she was really still pissed, so I didn’t argue, even though the bed was more like a couch with three sides of barred rails. She pecked me on the check and said something like ‘sweet dreams” but there was something in her voice that I couldn’t peg. I stripped down to my shorts and then removed those because there was a little sand in them. The next thing I know it is morning and she is lubing up my ass and then I realize that I’m handcuffed to the rails of the bed. She is humming and seemed happy “Jim I made a pot of hot coffee to help with your hangover” she laughed. I looked over my shoulder and she was bringing up some type of medical stand that carried a huge enema bag with this crazy double balloon catheter like the ones they use in hospitals for x-rays of the bowels.” Ann jumped in excitedly “She was going to give that to you?” she giggled and I continued “She bent over me and kissed my ear as she whispered ‘I have your coffee my sweet and I want you to ‘drink it all up’ she teased. Then she bent back over me and showed be a cucumber with a condom pulled down over it and said “First baby, we need to open you up a little” and she started working that thing up my ass!”

I let this hang in the air for a moment and as I glanced at Ann, and there was truly a site to behold. She listened mesmerized and her body language betrayed her high state of arousal; one hand was pressed tightly halfway between her chest and her breasts and the other was tucked tightly between her legs and her legs were shut tight and she hunched forward to catch my every breath. I continued “I told her that I couldn’t take the cucumber; that it hurt…” Ann interrupted in a seriously helpful tone “You can take it, honey; you just have to push out real hard as she pushes in” “Oh, I didn’t know sweetheart, thank you” I said with as much sincerity as I could possibly muster and I continued “She kept telling me to relax and that I might even enjoy it when I just realized it was up my ass…” “Did it give you wood, honey?” Ann interrupted with a gulp and then a gaping mouth and wide eyes. “Well I was really embarrassed, but my cock was hard and she knew it, because she kept telling me to just relax and enjoy it…” “Ya, you just have to relax baby” Ann breathed trying to control a little drool from her lower lip by quickly sucking in some air. My cock was raging in my pants and I was aware of the sweet smell of Ann’s Pussy juice. I knew that a real Mustang could ride its own trail when its rider wasn’t paying attention, but the one I was driving couldn’t, so I found a large turnout, parked, and shut it down. We pulled off our restraints and Ann came in close to take it all in. I continued “She slowly fucked my ass with that cucumber as she teased my cock with her other hand. She was in total control and she loved it, plus I think that there was a revenge factor. Finally, she said that she thought I was ready for my coffee and she began to insert the deflated first balloon into me. When she was satisfied, she said now you’re going to feel some pressure as I inflate the balloon and she started squeezing an infiltrator device and I felt this enlarging inside my rectum. Then she said ‘here goes the outside balloon” and as that thing inflated, my ass was sealed shut. Then she whispered in my ear again and said ‘here comes your coffee, Jim’ with a sexy little laugh and then I felt a very warm liquid serge up my ass. Then she started stoking my head and softy whispered ‘don’t fight it baby, just relax and let it happen…’” “That’s what you have to do, baby!” Ann announced, as though she was officiating the story. She moved in closer and began stroking my cock through my pants as she gazed lovingly into my eyes. “What did that enema feel like to you sweetheart?” She breathed, again sucking in to suppress a little drool. I continued “It felt incredibly erotic at first, but as I began to fill up, Linda said that I had to take it all. I was groaning as cramps came and went so she took one of the hand cuffs off so that I could change positions easier. She told me to get on my knees in a head down-butt up position and that made it a little easier for me, but it was also easier for Linda jack off my cock. Linda took her hand away and came back with a glove and a hand full of lube, and she began to jack me off again. Then she lifted the bag to the highest point on the stand and said I would never forget this. I started filling fast and tried to open up to let it all in deep but as I was getting ready to cum, I was having a hard time. Finally the fill pressure stopped and she said the bag is empty and now it’s time to empty you. She made me cum and then left me there for ten minutes in agony. She finally came back and took off the other handcuff and let me to the toilet. She told me to sit down then she would let out the air in the balloons. She deflated the outside one first and then the inside and she reached around behind me and pulled it out and threw the entire apparatus into the bath tub where she pulled some bleach out of a closet and turned on the faucet as she began to sterilize the unit. I was straining very hard to hold on so she could leave, but she turned around to look at me with her arms folded saying ‘I’m waiting. Is this going to take all day?’”… “Why was she being so mean?” Ann interrupted again. I said “Well honey this is what happened, “Linda stood there glaring at me while I expelled all that coffee, plus the entire contents of my colon, which took about 40 minutes. She would walk over and flush the toilet periodically and then stand out of arm’s length glaring at me. When it was over she said ‘now wipe your ass and come out here; I want to talk with you.’ When I came out into her living room, she said Jim, I really like you but you need to grow up and until you do, I don’t want you to come around here anymore. I said ‘Are you breaking up with me, Linda?’ and she said that she had to for her own sanity. Then she said something that I’ll never forget: I know you like sex Jim and so do I. This morning is a reminder of the possibilities you can have when you put your lover before yourself. Good by friend Jim” I ended in a somber note.

The story was mostly true, but I left out some of Linda’s stinging criticism as she was raping me with the coffee enema. “I know you don’t really love me, Jim. All you’re interested in is fucking me up my ass! I don’t mind letting you play with my butt once in a while, but don’t you think I have other desires besides having your cock up my ass all the time? I need a mature relationship and I don’t think that you’re capable of that right now.”