Smelly Baby


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Andrews true story

Part 4 - The Holiday

It was Saturday morning and we were up early as we were going to the travel agents with the mother in law (Judy) to book a holiday.

I went downstairs and had breakfast before taken my very wet nappy off and having a bath. Once cleaned up I put some nappy rash cream on as I was sore then also some baby powder before going upstairs to the bed room. I reached into the cupboard and pulled out a nappy and unfolded it and placed it on the bed. I then lay on the nappy and positioned it right before pulling the thick white nappy between my legs securely and taping it shut.

I went downstairs to watch TV while my wife ironed my clothes, the curtains were shut so nobody could see me sitting in just a large nappy. After a few minutes I heard the door open and Judy walked in she immediately apologised and went to walk out. I told Judy to stay and said that she knew about my problem so it did not matter. Judy sat on the chair and commented how well I was accepting having to wear a nappy. My wife came downstairs with my clothes and handed them to me so I got dressed.

We got in the car and my wife brought a plastic bag with a spare nappy just in case. When we got to town we went to the travel agents and found the perfect holiday for three of us which was a fortnight in Spain departing tomorrow. We went to a few shops and got some sun cream and some baby lotion and baby powder and also some nappy bags.

Once we were home we started packing our cases we had one for nappies and 2 for clothes, by this time my nappy was very wet so I took it off and got washed and put a clean one on. We decided to have a early night as it would be a long day tomorrow so retired to bed.

I woke the next morning to find a horrible smell in the bed room and realised I had not only wet my nappy but soiled it as well I got washed and a clean nappy on before checking our travel papers are in order.

Judy came round at 10 o’clock and we got in the car and set off for the airport. Once we were at the airport we checked in and had to go through customs, I was frisked and was asked about the bulge in my pants, which I explained I was incontinent. The custom officer ordered me into a room and I was told to take my nappy off which I did. The officer ripped my nappy open to see if I was hiding anything and then destroyed half the nappies in the case in the same fashion before telling me to get dressed. The room was small and had a large table in it so I had to try put the nappy on standing up which I failed. Judy walked in the room to see what I was doing and got embarrassed and went to go out. I shouted at Judy to help me, she came back in the room and asked what I want and I told her I could not get my nappy on standing and could she stick the tapes if I held the nappy. Judy told me she had a better idea and told me to lie on the table, which I did. Once on the table she told me to lift my legs in the air as far as I could, She then pushed my legs over my head and slid the nappy under me before dusting my bum with baby powder. Judy then told me to put my legs either side of the table and then she pulled the wad between my legs and fastened the tapes. I then got off the table and got dressed the best I could. We left the room and my wife was waiting outside Judy told my wife what she had done and we hurried to our gate where the last call was being made. Once on the plane my wife asked if I enjoyed somebody else putting a nappy on me and I said it was ok. I asked my wife what we were going to do about more nappies as most of them were destroyed and she said we might be able to get them in Spain.

Once in Spain we got on our escort bus and got took to our hotel where we all got changed and I changed my nappy before going to a bar for a drink.

We got talking to a couple who had a handicapped kid who we could see was wearing nappies and after a while my wife told them about my problem and asked if they had any spare nappies for me. The couple told us that they only use reusable nappies as it is better for the environment but I was welcome to borrow a few and also said they have some rubber pants which were far too big for the kid and would certainly fit me. I said thanks and she took us to her room and produced 4 terry nappies and a snap pair of adult size rubber pants and a pack of very large nappy pins. I said I could not wear those so she put them back down and said if I change my mind that they will be still there.

After a few drinks we went back to our room and my wife nagged me for not taking the terry nappies, we played cards for an hour then it was time for bed.

I lay on the bed and unfastened the wet nappy and washed my nappy area I went back to the bedroom and got a clean nappy out and unfolded it on the bed.

I lay on the nappy and pulled it up between my legs and secured it.

A few days later I started running out of nappies so went to a pharmacy to purchase, some more which cost me £40.00.

It was the night before our departure and they was a fancy dress competition, my wife and Judy dared me to go as a baby just in my nappy which after a few drinks I agreed!. My wife dressed as a Hawaiian girl and Judy as Lou Lou as we were going to the competition my wife produced a baby’s rattle and a pacifier and told me it make me look more authentic which I agreed.

At the fancy dress we were all lined up on the stage me just in a nappy with a rattle and a pacifier in my mouth won outright and I was told it was the authentic looking wet patch on the nappy that won it. We won a boat trip but unfortunately it was for the day after our departure. After we got back to the room Judy started joking saying orrrr has baby wee weed his nap nap, I just laughed with her and put the rattle and pacifier down and went to get my nappy changed.

Today was our departure day and the lady with the handicap came round and told me to take the terry nappies and rubber pants for home in case of emergency’s which I accepted out of politeness. With the nappies was a catalogue from the firm that supplies them. We got the transfer bus to the airport and started the 2-hour flight back to the UK.

Once we landed and cleared customs I went to the toilets and put a clean nappy on then we set off for home. About 1 mile from our house we developed a tyre burst so we pulled other and I set about changing the wheel. Once I got the wheel off the jack slipped and the car came crushing down on my hands braking 7 fingers and 2 thumbs. My wife jacked the car up to untrap me and replaced the wheel on the car before rushing me to hospital. Once at the hospital I had a few x-rays and my hands were put into special splints and bandaged up and I was told not to touch or move them for 4-6 weeks. We got in the car and I had a soiling accident in my nappy then I realised I would not be able to look after my self. I told my wife what I had done and my predicament and she told me that there was no way she could change me, as it would knock her sick. Judy said she could not do it all the time because she had to work so my wife phoned my mum who agreed instantly. My wife picked up some disposable nappies and also the terry nappies and rubber pants and took me to my mums. My mum fostered kids so was experienced at changing nappies and also dealt with me when I was younger. We entered my mums and my wife left straight away to drop Judy off. My mum was in the middle of changing a 1 year old and I watched her expertly change the 1 year old little boy's nappy and then she told me to lay on the couch but then decided it was too low with her having arthritis. MY mum stripped me apart from my nappy and told me to lie over her knee. But I told her I was too heavy. My mum told me to leave my back on the couch and just put my bum on her knee, which I did. She got one of the foster kids a girl about 18 whom was still staying there to get some cotton wool and a bowl of hot water and then she started on me. She untapped the stinky wet nappy and told me to put my legs up as high as they go then she pushed them slightly over my head with one hand and washed my bum with the other. The shit was all over my pubic hairs and she told me that the hair would have to go. She powdered my bum and slid a clean nappy under me and told me to put my legs down while she fastened the tapes and then she told me to sit on the floor. She looked at the terry nappies and read the catalogue and said that she was in a routine with the kids and I would be changed when they are and do as I am told. My mother told me that she preferred terry to disposable and was going to order me some more. I protested but my mum said I do as I am told or I end up in a home until my hands are better. In the catalogue they sold all different kinds of rubber pants and adult size baby clothing and she told me she was going to order some clothes for me that make it easier for nappy changes.

My mum hand fed me at tea time as with my hands broke I could not feed myself.

After tea my mum ran me a bath and led me to the bathroom where she bathed me and then she told me to stand up in the bath before rubbing some type of cream over my pubic hairs. A few minutes later she told me to sit in the bath again and then she rubbed my pubic hair with a cloth before telling me to stand again. When I stood up I found that the cream was hair-removing cream and all my pubic hair had gone and the skins smooth like a baby. My mum helped me out of the bath and wrapped me in a towel and sent me downstairs to sit in front of the fire. My mum entered and started changing nappies on the four kids in nappies she had. Next it was my turn she opened the snap shut rubber pants up and then expertly folded a terry nappy and called me over I protested but she said if I didn’t do as I was told I would go in a home. I went over to her and she removed the towel and I lay across her knee, as before she told me to lift my legs and pushed them back while she slid the thick terry nappy and rubbers under my bum. She then put lots of baby powder over my nappy area before letting my legs down, next she pulled the thick white nappy between my legs and up to my belly before pinning the front to the back with six nappy pins. She then pulled the opened up pants between my legs and snapped them closed. It felt nice but strange to have my mother treat me this way. I sat on the floor with my legs wide open because of the thick wad between them my mum then went into the kitchen and came back with 5 baby bottles of blackcurrant juice and gave the babies one each and then put one between my bandaged hands, I protested but she said that I had no way of holding a cup and to shut up and start drinking. I put the teat of the bottle to my mouth and started sucking, it took 10 minutes to get the hang of it and felt weird. After the bottles were empty she put the babies to bed but let me stay up and made me a bottle full of coffee. At about 10 PM she told me that she was going to bed and that I would have to as well she put me in a bed in the spare room and left a baby bottle of water in case I got thirsty in the night.

The next morning my mum came in the room at 10 Am and helped me out of bed and sat me on a chair and spoon-fed me baby rusks as she was doing with the little kids. She got the girl to feed me while she fed the babies. The girl who was called Kay kept speaking to me like a baby such as "open wide for the train baby" and calling me a good baby boy. After breakfast my face was rubbed with a sponge and what had dropped onto my chest removed and a baby bottle of baby formula was pushed in my mouth I drank it, it tasted very nice. After breakfast my mum bathed and changed the babies and then told me to lay on her knee. She unsnapped the rubber pants and unpinned the soaking wet terry nappy and told me to lift my legs and then she slid it from under me and cleaned my nappy area with some pampers baby wipes before powdering it and putting nappy rash cream all over my hairless groin. She then slid a disposable under me and taped it up and helped me into my clothes before removing the wet nappies and rubber pants and putting them into the washing machine.

My mother entered and asked me if I wanted a cup of tea and I yes. My mother returned with a cup of tea and a baby bottle of tea and gave me the baby bottle.

I sucked on the bottle and I dropped the baby bottle a few times and my mum said it was a good job it was in a bottle otherwise it would go all over the carpet. There was a knock at the door and my mum answered it and signed for a large parcel. My mum opened the parcel and it contained: -

  • 5 pairs of rubber pants (some with nursery prints)
  • 20 large terry nappies
  • 10 onesies (some with teddy bears on and 2 with pictures of nappy pins and pacifiers on)
  • 20 nappy pins
  • 1 training potty
  • 4 pairs of toddler style pyjamas but adult size
  • 5 pairs of shorts with extra room for a nappy
  • 10 baby style bibs but in adult sizes
  • 1 large nappy bucket

I told my mother that enough was enough and I was not wearing them but my mother told me that she preferred me to use terry nappies and the onesie’s were so she could change me without having me strip. The pyjamas were for fitting over my nappy and the potty in case I needed to go to the toilet in a rush.

I hesitated for a minute and suspiciously accepted her answer and asked about the bib’s, she told me that it was to stop me getting food all over my self and furniture. My mum told me that she would make sure my wife only knew about the nappies and nothing else.

My mum put the big baby things away and put the television on for me, shortly my wife knocked at the door and came in to see how I was. She talked for a while and then I realised I was very wet. I told mum and she was going to change me in front of my wife in her usual style. I protested but my wife told me to stop been silly. My wife stripped me apart from the nappy and mum told me to come over to her and lay across her knee. I lay with my bum on her knee and she unfastened the tapes and told me to lift my legs up in the air, she then pushed them over my head and slid the wet nappy out from under me. My mum asked my wife to pass the Pampers baby wipes, clean nappy, baby powder and nappy rash cream over which she did while giggling. While mum held my legs in one hand she washed my bum with the baby wipes and then let my legs down and told me to open them and then washed my groin area. Next I was told to lift my legs again and a clean nappy was slid under my bum and then rubbed lots of baby powder into my bum and massaged nappy rash cream in. My legs were let down and she powdered my hairless groin and rubbed cream in. The nappy was then pulled firmly between my legs and fastened to the back and I was then let off her knee to sit on the couch just in a nappy.

My wife asked my mum why I had no pubic hair and my mum told her when I soiled myself it was all stuck to the hair so she got rid of it for hygiene purposes.

My wife left shortly after and mum went and returned with a onesie and place it over my head before making me lay down for the snap fasteners to be closed, as I lay there my mother dressing me in baby clothes I felt like a helpless baby. The onesie was the one with nappy pins and pacifiers on. My mum asked me if I liked been a baby and I said I was not as bothered as I was about it. My mum went into a draw and pulled out a pacifier and asked if I wanted it, I was shocked and angrily refused.

My mum changed the babies’ nappies and placed them in a playpen in the middle of the room and went out to do some washing.

I watched TV for a bit and then my mother came in and put the babies in high chairs and put bib’s on them, next she got a big bib and put one on me. My bib had a picture of Winnie the Pooh on it. My mum spoon-fed the babies and Kay spoon fed me it was liquidated vegetables Kay was cooing to me as if I was really a baby.

After I was fed my mother got 5 baby bottles of baby formula and told Kay she had to feed the babies and she would see to me. My mother sat on the sofa and told me to lay my head in her arms and then put the baby bottle in my mouth. I soon fell asleep and woke at 8-o clock to a very wet nappy. My mother got me to lie across her knee again and sent Kay for a terry nappy, rubber pants and baby wipes and pyjamas. My mother undid the crotch on my onesie and told me to lift my legs and then she slid the nappy away and as before wiped me clean with baby wipes and then powdered my bum before sliding a freshly folded clean nappy under me and letting my legs down. She then had Kay to pin the nappy together with six nappy pins, next she picked up a pair of nursery print rubber pants put them over my ankles and lifted my legs and pulled them over my nappy right up to my chest before snapping the onesie back together. I then stood up and Kay held the bottoms of the pyjamas open for me to stand in and pulled them up and then fredded my arms in the top and put my head through.

The pyjamas were like kids but in my size and had picture of Teletubbies on them. I protested but was told to stop moaning or she would show everybody what a cute big baby I was.

Things carried on like this until my hands were better and I was always put in normal clothes for my wife visiting. I sometimes go up to my mothers on a weekend and she still changes my nappies when she can.