“GREAT SCREAMING HORNED TOADS!!! What in the world do you want with ME I’m just a dumbass jack of all trades without even a bachelor’s degree? You ALL are Doctors?” I suddenly felt a let down. They would look at me as if I was just one of the animals. I probably wouldn’t be able to understand half of what they said even!

“Yep, we all have at least one PHD…You know how it goes, BS (bull shit) MS (More of the Same) PHD (Piled Higher and Deeper). We all piled it high. Now as to what we need from you. Not a single one of us except maybe Sam knows which way to turn a screw. We have to have a staff meeting to change a light bulb and even though we have managed, winter is coming and we need help laying in a stock of wood for the winter. We all will help but that damn chainsaw takes half an hour to crank EVERY fucking time and the log splitter isn’t much better. The emergency generator needs servicing and every faucet in the place drips. Need I say more!! There are lots of kinds of smarts Danny. Did you lie about what you can do?”

“No, not at all.” I answered quietly.

“Then you are a freaking genius!! Don’t let our degrees give you any false impressions we are all four rurally raised in this area. We got degrees in things that would allow us to come home and be useful here. We went to school on scholarships with the understanding that we had to give this specifically funded program 10 years service in exchange. We are all about the same age and none of us is at all impressed with each other about our PHDs. Over the last year any of us would have gladly exchanged any PHD for a little training in small engine repair and plumbing. We had to haul water half the spring because of plumbing problems. That also meant using an outhouse for two weeks until we figured out that we could use our wash water to flush!”

The last made me laugh and I felt the ice that had formed in my mind break again. They obviously needed me and would appreciate my abilities. “OK, maybe I won’t feel like the town idiot. Most of the PHD doctors that I have worked far have been pretty impressed with themselves. They wanted to be called Doctor Whatever and acted a lot like shaking my hand would somehow dirty them. I was strictly backdoor trash to them.”

“Danny there are dumbasses in every profession. Other than at school none of us EVER use the doctor thing! You probably worked for a lot of nice educated people and didn’t know it because they didn’t feel the need to tell you how educated they were. The ones that do are just showing their ignorance and bad manners. I’ll just show you how down to Earth I am. Come on, I owe you some enemas and after you get yours I let you give me mine. Then I’ll order us a bottle of brandy get you drunk and take advantage of you if you don’t mind.”

“I don’t mind…you can skip the brandy even. I don’t drink much.”

She laughed “I don’t drink at all the smell of alcohol makes my stomach lurch… but it sounded good. Fine I’ll just enema you and take advantage of you then!”

I laughed and got up. She was as eager as could be and after she took my hand we almost ran to the bathroom. Once there she immediately started taking my clothes off. “You really get off on doing this don’t you?” I asked.

She paused looked me in the eyes and answered, “Yes I really do. Does this bother you?”

“Not at all, your excitement is sort of contagious is all. You have me getting excited as hell about it and I am new to all of this.” I assured her.

She grinned, licked her lips and went back to her work of pealing my clothes off. “You also need to understand that it has been nearly a year since I last had a male body to play with. I have to warn you now; you are going to be a VERY popular boy for a while. None of us has had benefit of male companionship for a long time!”

“I can understand, after my wife left me I went without female companionship until recently and then last week when I went home with Peggy…the nurse from my physical. I just didn’t have the desire to mess with women for a long time.”

My pants hit the floor outside the bathroom door, my shirt was pulled over my head and my socks and shorts along with it were tossed out the door. She made me get on the floor on a towel and went to get her stuff. I watched as she prepared an enema in a big clear bag with a large white nozzle on the end of the hose. She made it soapy with a package of some sort of liquid soap and then pulled a glove and a tube of grease out. The bag was hung from the towel rack and she got me to roll to my knees and lift my ass up to her. We were both breathing like we had just run a mile as she put on the glove and squirted some lube on it.

“Are you ready Danny?” She asked.

“Oh yeah! I’m ready!”

Her finger made short work of lubricating the outside and then plunged in. I gasped and my hips jerked. I thought for just a second that I was going to embarrass myself and cum! She went in deep and then after searching out my prostate she began to rhythmically sort of fuck me with her finger. I moaned and she giggled. “Feels good huh?”

“Feels heavenly! I can’t believe all the years I wasted not knowing about this stuff. My ass was mostly virginal until the physical. I don’t feel that way now though. Any virginity I had went south when that lady Doctor went twenty thousand leagues up my ass with that camera!”

She added another finger and whispered to me, “Oh honey, you won’t believe the things that we are going to want to put in your ass! The good thing is we will want you to put the same things in

OUR butts too. We all look at the ass equally erogenous as the vagina. The only area more intense is our clits. I promise you that you will find that things in your but make sex a LOT more intense.”

“It is getting pretty fucking intense RIGHT NOW!” I gasped at her.

“Oh, I guess you are ready then.” She eased her fingers out and the nozzle which had looked big went in and felt nice doing it. After she opened the clamp she smiled, “You have never done anal before?” I shook my head and she rolled her eyes and said, “Lord Danny you can NOT imagine how exciting it is to me to have the honor of guiding you into this wonderful new world. I can’t believe how well you have taken everything. The report said that you did wonderfully in all areas and why do you cut yourself short Danny? Your IQ is outstanding!”

A cramp hit me and I moaned, “Could you slow it or stop it for a bit!?” She did but as soon as the cramp passed she reopened it. Her hand on my stomach allowed her to monitor my cramps. I looked into her eyes and looked away. “I am somewhat of an oddity in my family. Most are more of the small and stocky sort. They are all brilliant and all very successful and well educated. My Dad is one of those you mentioned earlier. His checks even have DR. on them. He is a high school principal. Maybe it is because I was always so big; everyone assumed that I was just dumb so I figured they must be right and never tried very hard in school. I’m the only person in 4 generations in my family that didn’t at least graduate college with a BA. One brother is an MD doctor and the other is an architect. My sister is an English professor with her own pile high and deep. I graduated high school and enlisted. My Dad didn’t speak to me for two years over that. Not only did I NOT go to college, I became a fascist pawn as well. I saw the world and it mostly was just like home except you get to shoot back at some of them.”

“I can see why you were upset when you found out we were all PHDs.” She massaged my cock in a most interesting way and added, “Well we are a different sort of doctors. We specialize in enemas sex and spankings and I HAVE to tell you Danny, you have the finest subjects for our specialty that I’ve ever seen! Talk about buns of steel! She giggled.

I laughed and told her, “I think I am going to like working with you.”

“Oh Honey you have no idea! Your test results indicate that you are a near perfect match for what we wanted. Now you just need to settle down and let me enjoy your enema.”

I don’t know whether she did, actually I do and she did, but I to my amazement did…thoroughly. Some how having someone giving it to me that thought it was the height of sexy and fun made it feel that way for me. She teased me and consoled me, bragged on me and even swatted me a few times until it was all in. Then she turned her full attention to seeing just how much she could tease me without letting me pop.

First she just massaged my cock, then she kissed and licked it. When I got real excited about that she pealed off her shirt and bra and leaned forward and pressed it between her big firm tits and let my hips dance as I tried to find enough friction to finish. Just as I was beginning to think I might make it she pulled away.

“Time to release it Danny.” She helped me up and to the toilet where she removed the nozzle and seated me. She stood there and then told me, “Go ahead honey I’m not leaving. In the state you’re in you’re not trustworthy.”

I relaxed and the enema left me. There wasn’t much achieved. Peggy had washed me out the night before telling me that she didn’t want me sitting all that time in the plane and getting constipated. This didn’t bother Shauna a bit and she happily prepared me a nice rinse.

When I was done and cleaned she put me on my knees with my head down and just played in my ass until I was having a fit. Then she popped the nozzle in and shot it up my ass by holding the bad herself and holding it high. It caused a few cramps but she was laughing and anytime she had to stop it she would swat my ass a bunch of times. I had, prior to going for the physical, never found pain of any sort to be sexy or pleasurable but mixed with the laughter and teasing and just the raw sexual nature that just dripped off Shauna that was beginning not to be the case. When she had it all in me she pulled the nozzle out and, using a hair brush, she pretty well blistered my ass with little swats. Then she licked my ass and blew on it until it cooled and took me to release.

“That is how I want my enemas Danny, high and fast. I bet I can take my three bags all nonstop. I want you to be a good boy and take this last one that way for me. Will you try?”

“Could you do it a LITTLE slower?” I beseeched her.

“OK, because you are just so damn cute.” I was cleaned and placed back on the floor with my ass up in the air. This time she didn’t drive me crazy with her lubrication and the nozzle was seated before I was hyperventilating. “Ok, be my good boy.” She opened the clamp.

I relaxed and she stroked my ass as the enema flowed deeply into me. I was again amazed at the feelings of it and the feelings it created in my head. I was determined to take it and when a little cramp started I just breathed slow and relaxed. That worked and the enema went on without pause. I had my eyes closed and was surprised when she announced that it was done.

I was allowed to release immediately and then once cleaned up I turned to her and leered; “Now my good Doctor I believe it is your turn!” As I said it I rubbed my hands together and then cackled evilly at the end.