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We all sat on the floor, passing the bong as we returned to the video. In the privacy of Laura Beamish's bedroom, she, Alice Tate, and Susie Quick were looking through lingerie drawers attempting to decide what to wear. "I'm glad I saved those sexy outfits from my first year of nursing school, the ones I acquired after my mentor took me under her wing," Laura remarked. "Some of them will fit you fine, Susie." Looking at Alice's rather boyish figure, she said, "I think I have some lingerie left here by my niece Gail, who's about your height and weight; she stays with me summers, and that way her parents can take an extended vacation and she can take enrichment courses at the local university. She's about your age, Susie. You'll meet her someday." She tossed a tight red satin corset and red satin lace crotchless panties at Susie, instructing, "Try these on--if they fit I should have some black silk stockings that will go perfectly with the outfit." Susie stepped forward, wrapped the corset around her, and waited for Laura and Alice to begin lacing the garment from the back. "Suck in your breath--I want to give you as much waist definition as possible." Susie looked a little pale by the time she was laced into the garment, but the effect was breathtaking; her waist had been reduced to twenty-two inches, pushing her large breasts up over the top of the corset and making them look enormous, and her hips looked considerably larger as well. "That really accentuates the size of your tits and ass," Laura commented, causing a giggle to escape Susie's lips.

She bent over, spreading her cheeks so they could see the winking star of her sphincter, and below it the wetness that coated her vulva. "Do you think it will make Dave want to fuck me in the ass?" Laura's playful swat to her behind was her only reply to this mastery of the obvious. Susie sat back on the bed so Laura and Alice could pull the stockings up her legs, then stood so they could fasten the four garters that descended from each side of the corset to the stocking tops. She then stepped into the panties, having to tug hard to get them over her hips, where they fit her so snugly she looked doubly voluptuous.

"Hell, Susie, I think you'll be even more Reubenesque than I am by the time you hit your mid-twenties. I wonder if Dave realizes what a lucky guy he is. If he doesn't, you'll have to spank him good before you give him his first enema." This drew more giggles and tittering from Susie.

"Now, Alice, I think I have just the ticket for you." She opened another drawer and produced a similar corset in a deep lustrous purple, but one molded into a pair of form-fitting elastic panties with a padded seat and openings which made the wearer's anus and vulva accessible and vulnerable. The top of the corset also pushed her breasts up and canted them forward. "How's that for the illusion of generous curves?" Laura asked. Once they had the garment adjusted, they stood Alice in front of a full-length mirror, and turned her around so she could observe the fullness of her rear end.

"God--it makes me horny," she replied, dipping the fingers of her right hand into her vulva as she snaked the middle finger of her left hand up her anus. "I hope this gets your uncle Zeke's attention, Susie," she added.

"Oh, it will. But I'm warning you now--Zeke will try to fatten you up so that your breasts and belly and buttocks fill out for real." She gave her advisor a warm hug, running her hands over Alice's breasts, down her sides, and over her buttocks. "But I guarantee Zeke will fatten you up in the most loving way possible, with lots of good sex added to keep your appetite at healthy levels." They both fell silent as they watched Laura assemble her ensemble.

She started with a pink wasp-waist corset, with bra undercups at the top and six garters on each side at the bottom. Once she'd arranged it at the right height on her body, she beckoned them over to begin lacing it. "Remember to start at the middle and lace to the bottom, then at the middle and lace to the top. Since my waist size is about thirty-four, I want you to pull my waist in to at least twenty-six, smaller if you can do it without breaking the laces." She sucked in her breath as they laced her up as tightly as possible, then reached to the dresser top for a tape measure after they'd finished tying them off. "Not bad--twenty-five inches." Epecially in the tight corset, her deep belly, wide hips, enormous bust, callypygous ass, and heavy thighs projected in a prominent, if larger-than-life, hourglass shape. She looked like a giant Venus, and felt the part, towering even over Alice's five-feet-eight with her statuesque five-feet-eleven height. She bent over in front of them, separating her fanny globes with her strong hands. "Do you think Doctor Doug will wanna plumb my pooper when he sees me undressed to this outfit?"

"Hell with Doctor Doug," Alice replied, her voice a growl of lust. "I wish I could grow a dick so I could pump about fourteen loads of sperm up your ass right now."

"That's what dildo nozzles are for," Laura suggested. "And egg whites, warmed to room temperature, are just about the same consistency as seminal fluid." She sat back on the bed, directing, "Help me with those pink silk stockings, so I can get into my panties and get some anal foreplay from Alice and my special Rectum Wrecker dildo nozzle." She extended her legs as Susie and Alice each pulled one of the stockings up her powerful legs, then stood so they could fasten all the garters. Stepping into the matching pink lace satin crotchless panties, she tugged them up over her rear.

"How do I get eggs to room temperature in a short time?" Alice asked.

"I know," Susie replied. "I'll be back with `em in five minutes. In

the meantime, Laura, you might want to pull out that rectum wrecker and get it lubed up."

"I'm going to watch her do this," Alice said.

"I'll be here, admiring my heroic figure in the mirror," Laura quipped.

She took the dildo nozzle, twelve inches long and two and a half inches thick, out of a drawer, attached a squeeze bulb to the tube dangling off the hole in the base, and began performing fellatio on it, getting it good and wet, then inched it into her lubricating pussy, getting it, and herself, even wetter. Withdrawing it, she plunged three fingers into her open, spasming cunt, got them slippery with her juices, and began to ease them one by one into her anus. She slid them in and out, gasping at her enjoyment of this fullness in her darkest secret place, and was still masturbating that way when Susie and Alice returned.

"I knew she'd be doing that," Susie chortled. "When payday comes, just remember that I won our little bet."

"We decided that one egg white just wasn't a big enough load of fake cum for your butthole," Alice announced. "So, we've got the whites of three eggs separated in a bowl for you. And when they slide out of your rear, we can even bake a cake." She hooted at her own sick humor, then stuck the business end of the dildo into the small bowl of viscous fluid, squeezing the bulb to fill the dildo. "Damn, girl friend, that thing is a rectum wrecker. Are you sure you want to use it before Doctor Doug gets here?"

"Oh yeah--he's hung just about as seriously as Big Fucking Johnny Fucking Little Fucking Dipshit Fuckwad. Besides, it will be fun to pump a little air into my guts when I get all that egg white in there." She bent over in front of Alice, begging, "I want it in me--now! Come on and fuck me with that big slab of latex!" She wiggled her ass lewdly in invitation, just as Karen was doing in front of me, spreading her asscheeks, which had been greased with warm oil, in a lewd invitation to me. I watched Alice pressing the ersatz phallus forcefully against Laura's stretching sphincter, and timed my insertion so that it was simultaneous with Alice's insertion of the big rubber dick into Laura's rear, thrusting my staff home into Karen's warm, inviting sphincter to impale her to the maximum depth, just as the head of the rubber dick popped inside the zäftig redhead's sphincter on screen, driving home with a single mighty thrust.

"So good!" Karen exclaimed, a fraction of a second after Laura uttered the same words onscreen. The tight heat of my blonde goddess's tightest, darkest, most forbidden hole engulfed my manhood in a way that made me fear I'd ejaculate the first time I pulled out and pushed back into the welcoming moist entrance to her bowels. On the video, Laura was grunting like a pig as the cylinder of rubber moved in and out of her behind, spreading her asscheeks wide with her strong hands to get the maximum penetration on every stroke. Karen didn't have to spread her cheeks apart, as I was gripping them roughly with my hands, spearing in and out of her with a dreadful and all-consuming lust I'd never felt before, our passions ignited by the hot scene onscreen. "Oh baby," Karen grunted, "rip my ass apart with that fleshy spear of yours. Penetrate through my vitals to my heart." I lay there groaning with pleasure, her bottom slamming hard against my pelvis with every downstroke, lost in the twisty reaches of her clenching bowels. Tricia was lying on her back in front of Karen, her legs wrapped around the blonde's waist, with a soft rubber dildo up her ass attached to a harness around Karen's crotch and hips, humping back forcefully in time to my strokes out of the former's ass, while she had a crotch harness around her attached to a dildo sawing in and out of Andrea's ass while the petite redhead straddled her, thighs surrounding Trish's hips. I was the only party without some sort of penetration to my rear, for once, and Karen commented, "God, Paul, I'll bet your asshole feels really lonely and empty right now."

"Yeah, we'll have to rectify that after this hot scene is over." They all groaned at this pun as we pounded, frantic in our rhythm, in and out of stretched sphincters while we watched the hot scene unfold on the twenty-five inch TV screen in front of us.

"Give me that monster in my dirtiest hole," Laura groaned. "Fuck me until it comes out my navel, then pump that fake sperm as deep and far as it will go." She bit her lips as she felt her first anal orgasm hit, wailing, "Now!" as Alice pumped the squeeze bulb to deliver a jet of egg-white into her bowels. "Now let the bulb fill and pump some air in to keep it in there, then fill the bulb again." Alice squeezed the bulb hard, sending the remainder of the egg white and an ounce of air inside the plump beauty's colon. Meanwhile, Susie had been rummaging through Laura's drawers, coming up with a pint douche bulb and some standard drugstore fountain syringe fittings for Davol hot water bottles. She poured the rest of the egg white into the bulb, attached a threaded attachment to the big hole in the end of the bulb, and handed it to Alice, who attached it to the short length of hose trailing from the flat base of the dildo.

"Here it comes," Alice announced, a lustful shiver in her voice, pumping the dildo in and out of Laura's ass for several dozen strokes, then squeezing the bulb until it was nearly flat, delivering nearly all the egg-white and quite a bit of air into the woman's bowels. Letting the bulb return to its original shape, she pumped another load of air into her colon, let the bulb fill with air yet again, and pumped yet another load of air into her guts, hammering the dildo in and out of her backside as she did so.

"Oh, that's so good--my colon feels all bloated and gassy now. I wonder what will happen when you pull out of me." Alice was silent for a moment, then nodded suggestively to Susie, who ran into the bathroom, turned on the tub taps, and returned after we heard the sound of running water for a few minutes. Wheeling the IV stand in carefully so Laura wouldn't see her, she carefully pinched the fitting of the douche bulb off the hose to the dildo, attached the line from the six-quart closed enema bag that hung off the rack, and nodded to Alice, who began fucking Laura with the dildo again. "That's so heavenly," she moaned. "All that egg white inside my guts, and a big load of air stirring it up and agitating me. It feels almost like it used to when John would come up my ass and then keep his dick up there and fuck me again." She moaned, half in tears from the perverse pleasure this activity was affording her, then sighed regretfully, "But I'll bet there isn't any egg white left so I can feel that rubber dick coming inside me. Maybe you should help me to the john so I can fart and shit out what I can before Doug and the other guys come over."

"I've got a better idea, Laura," Alice said lasciviously. "I've got quite a load of cum still saved up for you, and you'll be getting it soon." She began pumping the dildo in and out of her behind once more, exclaiming, "Your ass is just so sweet and tight, I feel as it I could come forever inside it. Ahh, ahh, uhh, uhh, there is is now baby, take it all, take all my cum inside your slutty belly," and nodded to Susie, who opened the clamp to deliver six quarts of steamy water doctored with an aphrodisiac herb.

Laura shrieked, in orgasmic overdrive from the enema which was being administered to her with no warning. "Oh, God! It's coming deep inside my tummy--it's so wonderful the way it keeps penetrating me, filling me, making me feel halfway pregnant. Coming! Cumming!! CUUMMMIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!" Her ass writhed and rotated to an internal rhythm of its own, her upper body sinking to the floor as the extended phallic squirt penetrated deeper and deeper inside her body. The camera panned to display a side view of her body and her distending middle, Alice behind her still sawing in and out with the huge ejaculating dildo. "I may not make it to the bathroom with all the air Alice pumped into my ass. Susie, could you get a bucket? Basic gravity, darlin`--what goes up must come down." As Susie ran off to her errand, Laura began grunting, feeling her colon fill further with the steamy water, stretching her bowels and inflating her abdomen to a moderate roundness that made her look about three months pregnant. "I love the way you impregnify me with that dildo," she gasped. "Keep it coming--I'm cumming again. Ohmylord--cumminggg! And it feels so wonderful!!" She bucked hard against Alice's piledriving athlete's crotch, as if she couldn't possibly get enough of the dildo inside her, her voice a constant throaty groan and ululation that bore a feral quality about it, a primal, mammalian cry of joy that was nearly shattering in its giddy abandon.

The scene was so hot that I screamed, "Gonna come, baby!!" burying my dick as deep as it would go into Karen's sweet, round, wide, plump white ass, just as she screamed in her own climax and buried her dildo into Tricia's plump fanny and forced Tricia's dildo deep into Andy's petite rear, setting off a chain reaction of orgasms that had us all gasping as I groped for the remote to pause the video so we wouldn't miss the next scene. Slowly, my dick shriveled and popped out of Karen's rear as she withdrew from Trish and the plump brunette eased out of Andy. We came together in a spent, sodden huddle as we held each other tenderly, crooning soft endearments as we gazed lovingly into one another's eyes.

"That was incredible," Andy observed, engaging Trish in a deep soul kiss that had my erection stirring as I felt Karen's hands caressing my assheeks while she too slid her tongue into my mouth. "Maybe you'd better turn off the video, Paul, so you don't stretch the tape."

"Good idea," I replied, hitting the proper button, then turning to present my widespread buttocks to the three women. "My booty is aching to be packed. Can somebody oblige me?" I began moving a finger toward the star of my sphincter, about to push it inside me when Andy came around behind me and began licking me back there, slowly insinuating her tongue inside. I saw Trish rise to go wash off the dildos, then noticed Karen sliding underneath me to take my awakening erection into her mouth, her crotch at my face. After a few minutes of this stimulation, she ran to join Trish in the bathroom.

We must have presented a perverted sight to any voyeurs watching us, all of us again dressed in corsets, stockings, and crotchless panties. When Karen and Trish returned from the bathroom, their crotches were festooned with the ends of double-headed dildos that gave them convincing erections, and they carried a third one for Andy to impale herself on. They bent over in front of me, and I saw that Karen had a vibrating buttplug inserted in her anus, marking her position at the back of the anal daisy chain we were about to perform. She helped Trish insert one end of the loose double-header into Andy's vagina, making the small woman gasp lubriciously at the invasion, then got on all fours, with Trish in front of her. I watched as she began opening the plump brunette's sphincter, holding her wide white asscheeks fully apart as she lubed her bottom hole with a lascivious tongue, then easing the outer end of the rubber cock into her hungry asshole. "I'm gonna fuck you good, Trish honey," Karen growled.

Then it was Andy's turn; Trish began to lap at the petite redhead's backside, zeroing in on her anal star after a few minutes to penetrate it and moisten it with her tongue, then reaching to Andy's vulva for vaginal drippings with which to lube her further. Taking aim, the psych major eased the end of the huge rubber dick into Andy's anus, causing a gasp to escape her lips. "I'm gonna stir up your bowels so good with this dildo--you'll be coming inside your ass long before your pussy even knows you're coming."

"Bend over in front of me," Andy directed, "and get your asscheeks as open as you can--I'm coming in." I held my buns apart, hungry for penetration, shivering with lust as I felt her ease the head of the dildo inside my smelliest hole. "Now you can turn the movie back on," she directed, wrapping the fingers of her right hand around my shatteringly hard dick. As the video resumed, we began to move lustfully, all of us with our anuses penetrated and our genitalia either penetrated or otherwise stimulated. I just knew that Karen was playing with Trish's nipples and clitoris just as Trish was surely paying homage to Andy's nipples and clitoris, just as Andy was fisting my dick and playing with my nipples with her free hand. I also knew that Karen was probably rubbing her nipples against Trish's sweaty back as she fucked her ass with her double-headed dildo. I remembered thinking that I was starting to see shapes come out of the walls in my exalted state of mushroom hallucination: ancient love gods and goddesses cavorting lustfully in the very air we breathed. That was before I turned my attention to the TV screen.

Alice was resting against Laura's broad back, the dildo nozzle still buried in the statuesque, plump redhead's stretched bottom sphincter, her hands caressing the nurse's swollen abdomen. "Damn but you're a good fuck," Laura panted. "Doug better be ready to spear my bowels with his hard dick all night long when he gets here, because one taste of a good anal session, and overpowering anal orgasms, always gets me hungry for a lot more." She belched at the fullness in her middle, and asked, "Can I release this? Doug ought to be calling any minute."

"Sure," Alice replied, reluctantly pulling the Rectum Wrecker out of the larger woman's behind as Laura brought her hands back to push her asscheeks together and hobble to the spot where Susie had set down the bucket. Alice disappeared into the bathroom with the soiled dildo nozzle, meeting Susie, who was bringing Laura's cordless phone out to her.

"I just called Dave," the buxom blond cheerleader announced. "He'll be here inside a half hour, with sex digests, a couple of cool fetish magazines, and some smokey treats. Also, Zeke is on his way, too. He offered to spring for pizzas, so he's bringing them, a case of beer, and a couple of bottles of nice wine."

"That's so thoughtful of him," Laura replied. "But he really doesn't have to go so extravagant; it was my idea to hold this little intimate party. I should be footing the bill." She grunted as the water shot out of her plump rear, rubbing her middle to hasten the completion of her evacuation as she farted loudly. "I kind of hope this gas is dissipated in my middle before I'm done shitting. Oh well, if I fart in front of Doctor Doug, he'll just drag me into the john for a rigorous enema." A chill ran through her at the thought, and she shivered in her semi-nudity. "Do you think I'm too obsessed with this whole klismaphilic thing, too utterly depraved in my anal lusts, Susie?"

"Hell, no--I'm loving it. I want to be just like you when I grow up."

"I think you have grown up, girl friend. You're so intellectually and morally mature, and so in tune with what turns you on. I wish I'd had my feet as firmly on the ground as you do, when I was your age." She beckoned the blonde closer, wrapping her in a lingering hug. "I love you, kiddo. It's really a treat to have you around." She noticed that Susie was shaking, and asked, "Is something wrong?"

"No, hon. I'm just thinking about what it will be like the first time I give Dave a love enema, and he gives me one in return. I had a mini-orgasm while I was thinking about it--that's why I was shaking." She hugged Laura hard, meeting her lips in a passionate soul kiss.

"Hey, break it up, you two," Alice said in mock disgust. "Can't leave you folks alone for two minutes before you start dyking out on me." She carried a roll of bath tissue, and she gestured to Laura with it: "Are you about done? Due for a wipe?"

Rising on shaking legs, the nurse replied, "I think so," then clutched her middle and sat back down on the bucket. "Not quite, I guess," as her colon voided itself of the last of the purge, more farts erupting noisily as some of the air Alice had pumped into her bowels also left her body. "The curious thing, Alice, is that I'm almost glad you pumped that air into my ass. Whenever I fart in front of Doug, his dick gets hard and he almost immediately flips me onto all fours so he can plow his big stiff woodie into my moon." She clutched her middle, squeezing its ripe contour as she felt the last of the surreptitiously administered enema splatter and fart and gurgle out, then rose and reached for the paper, saying, "I'm ready now, Alice." Both Alice and Susie assisted her in wiping, until Laura growled, pushing them away, "Knock it off--my ass isn't that big." When she was done, she picked up the bucket to carry it into the john and empty it.

Susie broke the silence as she and Alice followed Laura on her errand: "Maybe I should go over your butt with a baby wipe or wet towelette, just so it's kissing sweet for Doug." She made sarcastic kissy noises with her lips as she grinned at Alice, who just rolled her eyes.

"Actually, that's a good idea," Laura replied. "And then you can test the quality of your work by kissing my ass for me."

"I thought you'd never ask," Susie quipped, beginning her work while Laura was bent over in front of her, emptying her bucket into the toilet. She continued while Laura ran rinse water into the bucket from the tub, and was on her knees worshipping the robust redhead's fundament with her mouth when Laura emptied the rinse water into the toilet.

"Enough--I want Doug to know I'm aroused, but not have my pussy smell and taste so gamey that he refuses to fuck me until I shower." She threw her arms around her two companions and escorted them to the living room, snagging the cordless to call Doug's pager number enroute. Leaving a quick message, she settled back on the couch with them as they giggled about the orgy the evening promised. In a few minutes, her phone rang, so she picked up the cordless and turned it on. "Oh, hi, Doug. Why don't you come on over--bring any toys or other party favors you want. Yes, Alice and Susie are still here. I thought we could have a little couples-only party. Susie's boyfriend is coming over, and her uncle Zeke is bringing pizza, a case of beer, and some wine. Yeah, bring over some more wine if you want to." She listened for a moment, her left hand going to play with her glistening crotch as she did so. "I've missed you too, hon. We have been playing, getting really horny with rubber bags and hoses and dildos and all that fun stuff. But I miss your big, hard, throbbing dick, and can't wait to feel it inside my body. I want to feel it spearing into my bowels until I shriek with delight." She listened some more, then said, "I guess condoms would be a good idea, until we know for sure whether Big Johnny Little has given me any diseases. Of course any medical paraphernalia you bring over will be most welcome--but hurry. My asshole is aching for your rock-hard penis. Bye love." She turned off the cordless, set it on the arm of the couch, and sighed. "I'm so happy Doug is coming over, and I'm really glad we did those colonics, and that you two fucked me with the Rectum Wrecker dildo nozzle, so my ass is prepared for Doug's mighty engine. I'm sooo horny!" This last came out as an agonized hiss just as the doorbell rang. She ran to the spyhole to see who it was, then motioned Susie over. "Give us a head start to go put on our street clothes, then let him in."

She and Alice ran back to her bedroom, snagging the outerwear they'd donned earlier in the day. Susie checked their progress, then grabbed a blanket off the couch, wrapping it around herself in an attempt at modesty. Opening the door, she called cheerily, "Hello, Uncle Zeke. The ladies are getting dressed. If you'll give me a minute to throw on some clothes, I'll help you with the beer and wine from your car." She took the three large pizzas out of his hands and set them on the kitchen counter. "Just make yourself comfortable on the couch, and I'll be back in a minute." She flew back to Laura's bedroom, snagging her tight jeans and t-shirt, then donned them quickly as Laura and Alice were adjusting their clothes and slipping into their open-toed shoes. "I'm gonna help Zeke carry in the beer and wine," she said in passing, flying back to the living room to say, "Ready?" She followed Zeke back out to his car, a pearl gray Mercedes sedan, exclaiming, "Nice ride, Uncle Zeke! When did you pick this one up?"

"About a week ago--I traded in my Caddy and rounded off the down payment with a big bonus my company got for finishing up that clinic project early. I'll take you for a spin in it soon."

"Alice will just drool when she sees your car--she's a little bit of a yuppie, just like you are."

"I hope not too much--I'm not a social climber. I just like nice stuff, and now that my construction company is starting to show big profits, I can finally afford to have some nice things." His voice trailed off, and he sighed, adding sotto voce, "If only Linda had been around to see all this happen," choking back a tear.

Susie rushed up to him, nearly dropping the two jugs of wine she'd taken from the front passenger seat of the Mercedes. "Oh, Uncle Zeke, don't torture yourself. I know how much you miss her, but trying to live in the past won't bring Linda back." She hugged him fiercely, and announced, "I think you're going to like Alice. I showed her a picture of you, and she thinks you're cute, too. Be prepared for the wildest, kinkiest evening of your life." She smacked his ass affectionately as she planted a sisterly kiss on his lips, then retrieved the wine and headed for Laura's front door.

"Kinky sex--I'm all about that." He followed her swaying, switching rump in through the living room.

"Laura and Alice, this is my Uncle Zeke," she greeted her friends. Laura was again dressed in the emerald green clinging sweater and tight denim culottes, and Alice was in her pink cotton top and black stovepipe stretch slacks. They smiled, walking forward to shake hands as Susie continued, "Uncle Zeke, these are my mentors--Alice, the cheerleading advisor, coach, whatever, and Laura, the school nurse." They shook hands all around, then Zeke and Alice lingered, looking at each other longingly, while Laura sped Susie into the kitchen to help her serve pizza. "But aren't we going to wait for Doctor Doug and my boyfriend Dave?"

"They should be here soon--if the pizza gets cold, we'll microwave it for them." She took plates out of a cabinet while Susie got busy with the pizza cutter, scooping large slices onto the plates with a big spatula. "Do you want soda, or beer, or wine to drink with your pizza, Susie?"

"I'd like to try some wine. Beer just makes me bloated and gives me gas. I have a feeling I'll feel bloated enough by the end of the evening." She giggled at her little joke, and her sweet girlish giggle set Laura laughing, too--great whoops of deep belly laughter that had the older woman gasping for breath.

"I can't remember when I've laughed so heartily, dear one. Having you around is rejuvenating."

Susie wrapped Laura in a heartfelt hug, her head leaning into the nurse's enormous cleavage, and said, "You're like my mother away from home, but my mom doesn't lick my pussy." She giggled, setting Laura off again.

"Well, maybe you'll have to surprise her sometime. Pretend you're sick and unable to give yourself a colon treatment, then let nature take its course." They chortled at this, drawing a suspicious inquiry from Alice and Zeke.

"What's going on in there? Are you two plotting some malevolent acts against me?" Alice inquired in a melodramatic tone.

"Probably planning to castrate me, or fuck me in the ass with a big dildo," Zeke said with fake paranoia in his voice.

Laura and Susie came out of the kitchen with plates heaped high with pizza slices, Susie remarking, "Uncle Zeke, that dildo business sounds like a great idea, but I think you should be asking Alice to do that for you." Fresh peals of laughter erupted from her smiling lips, and this time everybody was busting a gut before they could catch their breath.

"What are you drinking?" Laura asked. "Besides the beer and wine Zeke brought over, I have about five different kinds of soft drinks and juices in the fridge."

"Beer is fine for me," Zeke said, looking hesitantly at Alice.

"Beer for me, too. I've got to get in shape--been neglecting my twelve-ounce curls." She laughed, snorting as Zeke fell back against the couch. "I love a man with a good sense of humor." She put her right hand on his left thigh, squeezing it affectionately.

He smiled warmly, then circled her back with his left hand, drawing her toward him for a tentative kiss. Once Laura had brought their beers, he raised his in a toast, "Here's to good times and good friends, and . . . " he stumbled, running out of words.

"How about good, clean, dirty, nasty, perverted sex?" Alice asked, howling with laughter at her own boldness.

They all laughed hard, tears running down their cheeks, and drank deeply, Laura and Susie seconding the toast with their goblets of ruby cabernet. Just then, they heard a motorcycle humming into the driveway, joined by the sound of another car. Laura and Susie got up and ran to the door, seeing Dave and Doctor Doug walking up the driveway (not necessarily together) through the spyhole. They opened the door, Laura announcing, "Welcome, Doug--I'm glad you made it. Have you met Susie's boyfriend Dave yet?"

"We nodded to each other in the driveway, but no, we haven't yet been introduced." He shook Dave's hand, smiling openly, then gave Susie a quick hug. "I hope you remember not to overdo the anal activity until your rectum heals, Susie." She just grinned, pinching his bottom playfully as he turned away to wrap Laura in a passionate hug, while Dave and Susie emulated their actions.

"Are you two ready for pizza?" Laura asked, finally coming up for air after her five-minute tongue duel with Doug. "And name your drinks--beer, wine, soda . . . "

"Oh, I almost forgot," Doug said. He picked up the sport bag he'd been toting, and a bag that looked like it contained a bottle. "I thought a magnum of champagne might be appropriate." After handing it to her, he asked, "Where should I put this?"

"Just set it in a corner--we can look at what you've brought later, when we've gotten a little mellow and are ready to play."

They sat down, everybody supplied with pizza, Zeke and Alice on their second beers, Laura and Susie with refilled glasses of cabernet, in which libation Doug joined them, Dave popping the top off his first beer. "Now it's my turn to toast, since everyone's here," Laura announced. "Here's to good friends, good times, and incredibly good sex." Cheers were heard all around as they drank and then returned to the task of inhaling pizza.

When they'd finished what was on their plates, and went back to the kitchen for seconds, Dave announced, "I brought those sex digests and fetish magazines Susie told you about, Laura. I also scored some Northern Lights. Anybody want to smoke a bowl?" They all smiled at him, and he pulled the granddaddy of all glazed glass party bowls out of the knapsack he'd carried in from his motorcycle, squashing in big chunks of the green bud. After lighting it, he passed it around, along with his lighter, as they began to suck in the sweet, expanding smoke. In between hits, of course, everybody munched pizza and drank more beer or wine. When it was all gone, Dave took the empty bowl from Susie's hand and asked, "Should I load another one?" and they all giggled and shook their heads, regarding him with glazed eyes.

"While we're digesting our food, let's watch Colonic Clinic 3," Laura suggested, retrieving the tape from a stack in front of her entertainment center, hitting the remotes to turn on the TV and VCR before popping the tape in and returning to Doug's side on the loveseat with both remotes, then adjusting the volume as the movie began.

"I'm shutting off the video," I announced feeling my prick about to burst from the stimulation. I grabbed the remote, hit switches to stop the video and turn off the VCR, then grabbed the other remote to turn down the TV volume. "Oh, Andy, you fuck me so nice," I gurgled, feeling her fist sliding smoothly around my bursting penis. "I think I'm gonna come any second now." I moaned as I felt my orgasm building, hearing lust-filled panting and groaning from the three women lined up behind me in our daisy chain of buggery. "OH--AAH--OOH--YOWZAH--I'M CUMMINGGG!!" I screamed, as I felt my ejaculate rise through my balls, from somewhere deep in my belly, and splatter from the head of my dick, shooting over to go splat! against the TV screen, running down it in a sticky mess.

Meanwhile, Andy was still slamming her double-header up my rump, her own orgasm overtaking her while being buggered by Trish, who was sobbing in ecstasy at the action of Karen's dildo in her rear, while Karen was gasping frantically for breath as she shuddered in joy in such a way that all of us in the line felt her aftershocks. After the shockwaves subsided, Andy clasped me protectively around my middle, nuzzled my neck, and announced, "Good show, old chap," pointing to the blank TV screen, which still had my copious load of seminal fluid dripping down it.

"That's incredible," Karen gasped. "You must have shot your come at least ten feet." She pulled her dildo out of Tricia's ass with a vacuumy pop! as Trish moaned in afterglow, and asked, "Where do you keep your tape measure, Trish?"

"Shit drawer in the kitchen, just below the silverware." Karen loped sensuously to the drawer, got the tape, and returned, measuring from the head of my still-erect dick to the TV screen.

"Twelve feet five inches," she announced. "That must be some kind of Olympic record." Laying the tape aside, she knelt on the carpet in front of me, taking my deflating dick into her mouth to lick the head clean, only causing it to stir into life again. "Damn--I ought to feed you mushrooms more often, as horny as they make you." Looking at Andy, she asked, "Is it too late to try for triplets, do you think?"

"Probably, but what if you are already pregnant with twins or triplets? Apparently, from what Rima told us when we saw her at the hospital yesterday, that aphrodisiac powder also increases fertility. What if you gain eighty pounds during pregnancy? Are you really going to give Paul a ten-gallon high colonic every day as your due date nears? Are you going to risk killing the man you love because of some kind of titillating but impossible fantasy?"

"Of course not--unless Paul wants me to go that far, that is." She looked into my eyes, patted my empty belly, which was sustaining gut rushes from my mushroom peak, and asked, "How about it, lover? How big a risk are you willing to take in pursuit of the Big O?"

"I think five or six gallons will be about my limit, but I won't really know until we start increasing my capacity on a daily basis." I took her tenderly into my arms, and stroked her fine blonde hair, crooning affectionately to her. "I hope it's not twins or triplets, simply because it's going to be tough enough to raise one kid on a grad assistantship and student loans."

"Don't forget my consulting business and my outcall service in corporation with Rima and Andy," Karen reassured me. "I probably have triple the income you have right now, and I'm certainly willing to share that with the man I love, and raise this baby with you." She kissed me tenderly, making me choke with emotion, tears of utter affection and trust sliding down my face.

Andy and Trish scooted their butts, now empty of dildos, over to join our little family hug, Trish whining, "My gut is so full of gas from the way you pumped that big dildo in and out of me, Karen. I need a BBIIIGGGG! enema in my belly right now." She rubbed her middle, which did look a bit distended with gas.

"Me too," Andy lamented. "And I think Karen's been left out totally this afternoon." She rubbed her tummy, taking Karen's hand to place it against her abdomen: "Feel how empty it is, except for the air Trish pumped up my heinie?"

Karen, her arms still around me, waved her ass in the air in front of her spiritual sisters, rubbing her middle to emit a huge fart. "I can tell I'm well and truly pregnant now--I couldn't shit this morning, and I've been sneaking farts all day. It was almost a source of embarassment when I went to see the doctor before Paul and I made it over here." She placed my hand on her middle as she made this announcement.

"I don't want to be left out of this; let's all head to the bathroom for lots of big nozzle and steamy water action," I declared, rising to bend over, spread my asscheeks apart, and utter a loud fart that almost hurt in its release. "Ooh--I guess Andy must have pumped a lot of air up my fanny, too." I scampered toward the bathroom as Karen swatted my tush with an open hand.

Somehow, we all lost the tightly constricting corsets enroute to the bathroom, conscious that our colons would be much better able to expand to full capacity without our waists being cinched tightly.